Nominated by: Lulubell
Jesus Christ – the cause of more wars and suffering than any other person ever born, so let’s celebrate his birth!
Nominated by: Xmas_Turkey
( Happy Christmas to all our readers! Ed. )
(1) I asked for a bike and a iPad. He sent me a fucking cowboy outfit and some lego.
(2) He gives all the most expensive presents to the wealthy households.
(3) He exploits elfs. The poor fuckers don’t even get the minimum wage.
(4) Last year I caught him sneaking into Daddy’s room and shagging Mummy.
(5) I don’t like what he got up to when he sat my kid sister on his lap.
And Santa is an anagram of Satan so that proves he’s an evil cunt.
Nominated by: MiniDioclese
Every year I write to Santa, asking him to bring Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu to my house to take turns to sit on my face, and every year the bearded fat fucker ignores me. I’m starting to think the useless cunt doesn’t exist.
I want Santa cunted and I wanted Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen and the rest of the freaky flying reindeer turned into burgers.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Lucky for us – the cunt has been caught dealing class A drugs – so the big house beckons (and years of licking and fisting is her future)
Nominated by: Demigog
The spawn of these single mothers have small heads, look like weasels, and think their job is raping old women and stabbing cats as they grow up.
Nominated by: Demigog
Whichever way you swing, nothing changes the fact that you’re a cunt. After you stop sucking that cock you have gleefully owned up to, go and fucking dive.
As like your newly declared sexual preferance, you can’t get past a bronze in that either, you useless CUNT.
Nominated by: King Cunt