Tim Yeo

Tim Yeo

Tim Yeo should be Royally Vagina’d. Deselected by his constituency conservative association, he will not be standing in the next general election as the ‘honourable member’ for South Sussex. According to the association, they did this because he was a shit MP. Arrogant, obnoxious, frequently absent from his constituency, preferring to play golf rather than listen to the peasants he was paid to represent.

He’s also possessed of an egotism that even one Anthony Linton Blair is jealous of. He’s also dodgy as hell. He somehow managed to become chairman of the Energy and Climate Change Select Committee, despite having numerous financial interests in the Green sector. So basically, he was deselected because he treated his constituents with contempt and they finally decided to do something about it.

However, according to Yeo, his many shortcomings had nothing to do with the people of the South Sussex Conservative Association telling him to fuck right off. No. According to Timmy, he was kicked out because the homophobic motherfuckers in his constituency disagreed with his views on gay marriage. Apparently, there are a number of gay people in South Sussex, as there are in most areas of the UK. None of them have reported any anti-gay incidents. Which sort of kicks Yeo’s excuse right in the bollocks.

Even at the end, this ridiculous piece of shit chose to slander his local Tory Association, rather than admit that he basically used his position as an MP to make as much money as he could. “It’s not my fault, it’s theirs”.

Typical politician really. And he demonstrates perfectly why modern politicians are so despised by the rest of us.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

3 thoughts on “Tim Yeo

  1. “…….Arrogant, obnoxious, frequently absent from his constituency, preferring to play golf rather than listen to the peasants he was paid to represent…….”

    Still. he got the ‘non-listening’ part right. Ya gotta give him that.

  2. Tim Yeo is an anagram of I’m a dirty fucking Tory cunt from hell.
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    I nominate Chris Moyles as a cunt. He is an thieving lying criminal cunt who has been paid £millions by the evil beast Nazi PC shit at the BBC.

    Moyles enrolled in a tax scam (Working Wheels) that criminally fabricated fees and loses to avoid paying tax.

    The dirty evil filth pig cunt, Chris Moyles, knows full well that he was committing a criminal offence and thieving from the poor with tax evasion.

    Meanwhile, cripples who do not turn up for appointments at the DWP (because they cannot afford taxis) are sanctioned 3 months benefit (£71.70 a week) and starved to death.

    We should all pray for Chris Moyles to die of cancer.

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