Greta Thunberg, climate activist and total cunt.

She been in court yet again for “protesting”. Against what, you may ask?

BBC News Link.

This time, it was for disobeying police orders. She was fined a derisiory amount. That’ll learn her, it’s not like she’s a millionaire, or owt!
Someone grow a pair and bang the cunt up! Please!

In the meantime, this piece of well thought out commentary, from the article, which I’m going to add below, Dog willing, as my IT skills are on the same level as those I possess as a deep sea fisherman.

Speaking to the BBC shortly after, Ms Thunberg said “Once again, I think it’s painfully clear how absurd it is that it is peaceful climate protestors, like us youth, who are facing repression and are being faced with legal punishments in court for acting against this extremely deadly system, and for trying to change things.”

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Be it a phone, a bunch of keys, a pet, or anything else, is a cunt!

Well I would consider myself to be a responsible person, but only a few days ago, I lost my wallet. Sure, with panic mode, now setting in, I traced my last steps, before I realise it is gone. There is a tendancy here to check the same place, more than once. So the first thing I need to do is to cancel my debit card. That was the easy bit, & Lloyds were great. They answered my call in less than three minutes, & I actually spoke to a real human! As I was on my online banking screen at the same time of my call, I guess they realised it was me.

My Oyster card replacement however cost me £7 to replace, & my Railcard another £15. They needed a crime number for that if it had been stolen. Three days later an elderly man, possibly in the act of a call of nature, stepped on my property, on an overgrown grassy verge. He told me “It was soft, I thought I had stood on a baby hedgehog, until I looked down, & realised what it was.” The poor chap had a hell of a time, trying to get me reunited with my property. Due to data protection laws, no cunt was helpful. I am still waiting for communication from some of the contacts, he tried.

Even the police were not interested, but, I am sure, if there had been ten wraps of Charlie kicking about in there then I might have got a much quicker response. Eventually though he managed to find someone he knew on Facebook. I guess they are good at something! I rewarded that guy well, he is a hero. Nice to know that there are still people like him about.

Any Cunters out there with a similar experience? We have all lost something.

(Day Admin could tell us about losing his virginity. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet – NA)

Nominated by : “What’s so funny, about Biggus Diccus?”

Time was when local elections were about ‘bread and butter’ issues of import to residents and council tax payers; schools and housing, bin collections, litter, stuff like that.

Not so much these days, at least if the example of a certain Mothin ‘The Mouth’ Ali is anything to go by. After winning a seat on the council in Leeds, the Green Goblin went off on one, yelling ‘Alluah Akbar’ and gobbing off about his win being ‘a victory for Palestine, a victory for Gaza’ etc and so forth. I’m sure that will be reassuring for those of his constituents concerned about potholes and keeping the library open.

Islamification. Coming soon to a local authority caliphate near you.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Ron Knee.

Auriol Grey: to blame or not to blame?

BBC News Link.

I honestly don’t know what to make of this. On the one hand, the woman in question, being partially sighted, is naturally going to feel more intimidated by cyclists than the average Joe (or Jane in this instance). She also couldn’t have foreseen that her comment would’ve left to the cyclist’s death.

On the other hand, the cyclist was an old lady who, understandably, was going to feel intimidated by riding on the road, and she veered into the road when she did as a direct result of Ms Grey’s actions. Ms Grey also showed very little, if any, remorse throughout the trial or maybe it’s the fault of the authorities for failing to provide safe cycling spaces.

What do my fellow cunters think?

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

Another Brexit claim. This time a luvvie one, courtesy of the Guardian. (Of course)

”Rufus Wainwright blames UK’s ‘narrow outlook’ after Brexit for Opening Night’s flop”

Yes, this tremendously talented luvvie (never heard of the cunt) put the failure of whatever pile of wank he created , down to Brexit.
Yes, West End audiences ‘lack curiosity’ due to Brexit. And this is fucking London, the Remoaner’s heartland.

It takes a special talent to configure shite musicals with Brexit but by god this fucker has imagination.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble