Gillian Duffy

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Gillian Duffy, as you’ll recall, is the woman who made a perfectly reasonable comment about people being concerned about the level of immigration, only to have Brown called her a “bigoted woman”.

I’ve often said that voters who vote for a particular party not because they agree with its policies, but because their parents and grandparents voted for them, are as thick as elephant shit. Duffy is living proof of this. Because on being told what Brown had called her, she threw her voting card in the bin. A few hours later, she retrieved said voting card and, when the day came, the brainless bitch voted Labour.

She didn’t vote for them because she forgave Brown and agree with his policies. She voted Labour because her parents were lifelong arseho….err….Labour supporters, and it’s what’s her dad would have wanted. Her dad had been dead for years. He wouldn’t have given a fuck. But like all bovine fuckwits, she just couldn’t bring herself to vote for another party, even though the leader of Labour had insulted her. And she did it, because her parents would not have approved.

Thick cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

David Cameron [17]

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David Cameron is a spineless, hypocritical, lying, scaremongering cunt.

A cunt too scared to debate his record of failure that he chickens out of debating head-to-head with what ought to be an absolute pushover of an opponent. This smug, entitled, Bullingdon Club cunt has the audacity to allege that he kept all his promises from 2010 when he did no such thing (why has the 2010 “Contract between the Conservative Party and you” mysteriously disappeared from the Tory website and archive?). This brazen cunt lies every time he opens his mouth, hides behind the Daily Mail and The Sun (both cunted previously) and only pops up now and then to cuddle a lamb (immediately prior to its Halal slaughter no doubt) or to try to attract sympathy by endlessly mentioning his dead son, like the desperate and cynical cunt that he is.

Ken Clarke recently said that all the Tory personal attacks and dirty tracks would backfire on them. And even former Conservative Minister Portillo (has he been cunted? And if not, why not?) admits that the Tories have to lie about their intentions for the NHS otherwise they wouldn’t stand a chance of getting elected:

David Cameron, former PR man for Carlton TV, is a cunt par excellence. He, Miliband and Clegg represent all that is wrong with politics – no convictions, no credibly costed policies, no credible positive messages, just glib spin, infantile scaremongering and barefaced lies. They are all cunts who treat the electorate with utter contempt, but in my opinion Cameron just edges it by virtue of his arrogant sense of entitlement.

Nominated by: Fred West

Raheem Sterling

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First of all the little tosser skives out of an England game, claiming he was ‘Too tired’ to play… Too tired? A 20 year old with excellent fitness levels who plays professional football? The little wanker is taking the piss…

And while holding out on Liverpool FC and demanding even more obscene wages than he already gets (100 grand a week isn’t enough for the little fuck!), the cunt goes around smoking fuck knows what and getting off his tits on laughing gas… Of course all the leftie cunts are on Sky: saying how he is only a young man, that he has to learn and that he need mentoring… Do fuck off! Sterling is 20 years old, not 2 years old… The same excuses are now routinely made for the shitty behaviour of the likes of Sterling, Ballotelli and others… I mean, why don’t they just go round to Sterling’s luxury apartment and wipe his arse for him?!

Nominated by: Norman

Iain Duncan Smith [2]

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Iain Duncan Smith is ripe for a fresh cunting over his latest notion of rebranding the term “zero hours contracts”.

It would appear that the (failed) fuckwit cannot grasp the concept that dressing up what is in effect, a retrograde employment strategy and prone to abuses by employers who do not have to offer the security of employment to workers. Calling it “flexible working” or, as that vile hag Esther Mc Vey termed it “Enabling hours contracts”, is like polishing a turd.

What this useless waste of space appears not to understand, is that anyone on a zero hours contract will find it very difficult to get a mortgage, a loan or any other facility that requires a secure job.
Redolent of the days of piece work, but there again, a return to the workhouses has always been the dream of the Tory party

Nominated by: Lez

Lip Sync Battle

Another piece of total cuntery from TV exec cunts…. Lip Sync Battle…

This is where Hollywood cunts like Anne Hathaway and Joseph Gordon Cunt mime to classic songs in a celebrity miming face off…. They fucking mime to a hit record and try to outdo each other… And this is television entertainment?!

Needless to say, the look at me cunts go completely over the top and act like Janis Joplin with a red hot poker up her arse, or Tom Jones or Mick Jagger on triple strength viagra…

Basically it’s an ego wank and more publicity for these Tinsletown cunts, doing something a chimpanzee wouldn’t have too much trouble with… I defy anyone to look at this clip and not think ‘Cunts..’

Nominated by: Norman