Old Jug Ears (2)

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Now we all know that Prince Charles is a bit of a cunt (wanting to be the tampon of Camilla Parker Bowles just spells out insanity!), but shaking hands with that cunt Gerry Adams?

Is Charlie so inbred and loopy that he has forgotten Louis Mountbatten being blown to pieces by those IRA fuckers? Not to mention the Hyde Park bombings of 1982…

I hope this batty old cunt never gets to be king….

Nominated by: Norman

Mitch Winehouse

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Mitch Winehouse is a king sized bumper pack cunt…

He’s now whining about a film about his late daughter… He’s not arsed really about how Amy is portrayed, he is upset about how the flim ‘taints’ himself and puts him in ‘a bad light’…

Which means it portrays old Mitch in a true light… He pushed his daughter into stage school, then got her to be a reluctant star (she loved singing, but she didn’t particularly want stardom), she gets a crippling drug habit, while daddy lives off her fame and its rewards.. The old leech leaves her to rot and finally die while the fucking Mitch Winehouse Band (I know Don’t laugh) is sucking it up in New York…

I was never a big Amy fan, but what a complete bastard her old man is… What a parasite… What a whopper of a cunt…

Nominated by: Norman

Train drivers

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Train drivers might have called off their pay strike scheduled for this weekend – but they’re still a bunch of greedy, money grubbing cunts.

The average train driver earns £47,101 a year and can earn up to £60,000 or more – and these cunts want a pay rise. Well, I got news for them because the fuckers are already overpaid. A pay cut would be more like it.

Let’s compare that average wage : It’s more than a solicitor (£46,576), more than an accountant (£44,080), more than a barrister or judge (£43,368), more than a college teacher (£40,054), more than a vet (£37,763), more than a paramedic (£36,771), loads more than a radiographer (£31,520), more than a midwife (29,529) and lots lots more. In fact it’s the 28th best paid job in Britain. Even an MP only gets £67,060! Ok – bad example…

Point is, these bastards have the cheek to strike to get a pay rise when the the fuckers are already overpaid. The blackmailing bastard get away with holding the country to ransom just because they can. 47 grand! They’re driving a bloody train FFS!

Something is seriously wrong with our value set in this country…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Steven Gerrard [3]

Q; What is two inches long and goes down the media’s throats?
A: Steven Gerrard’s cock.

Anyone would think it was Jesus Christ himself ‘retiring’ (ie: getting a big load of cash in the USA) from the game, the amount of hero worship arselicking there is going on.

Stevie Me says he regrets never winning the league title. Suck it up, you overrated, unpleasant Scouse cunt!

Nominated by: Norman

David Walliams [2]

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That Britain’s Got More Talent trailer is a masterclass in cuntery…

The worst bit? David Walliams mincing and ‘doing his moves’…

No mean feat, considering he has those Coneheaded cunts Ant and Dec, that Holden slag, Manboobs Cowell and that ‘rapping’ presenter cunt as competition… Just goes to show how much of a cunt Walliams is…

Nominated by: Norman