Q; What is two inches long and goes down the media’s throats?
A: Steven Gerrard’s cock.
A: Steven Gerrard’s cock.
Anyone would think it was Jesus Christ himself ‘retiring’ (ie: getting a big load of cash in the USA) from the game, the amount of hero worship arselicking there is going on.
Stevie Me says he regrets never winning the league title. Suck it up, you overrated, unpleasant Scouse cunt!
Nominated by: Norman
All those thick bindipping cunts on TV: saying shite like ‘Thank you Steven Gerrard!’
He didn’t play for nothing, you stupid, mawkish bastards… And if memory serves me well Saint Stevie G wanted to fuck off to Chelsea more than once… I have never seen such brown nosing and over the top eulogising over a player ‘retiring’ from the game…
Luis Figo and Michael van Praag are cunts… ‘Pulling out’ of the FIFA presidency race… As I expected, they are all being paid off one by one until the path is clear for Blatter (again!)…
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Isn’t “unpleasant Scouser” tautology Norman?
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He only stayed here because some nutjobs threatened his family if he went.
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True… We all know the tales of Scouse gangsters, Gerrard’s missus and all that… Away from Anfield Stevie G’s life was like Carry On meets Brookside…
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Gerrard as the greatest midfilelder of modern times? Mother of wank! Have any of these Sky TV cunts ever seen Roy Keane, Zinedine Zidane, Iniesta, Xavi or Patrick Viera? Even Ya Ya Fucking Toure is better than Gerrard, for fuck’s sake…
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