The SNP [4]

Posted on July 2, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The SNP are cunts. Financially illiterate cunts. Scotland cannot stand on its own feet without Englands subsidies.

The UK works (just) and has influence (not so much these days) because of what the ‘U’ in UK stands for you stupid bagpipe fondlers. Undo that and you’ll be back in the days of Robert ‘Spider botherer’ Bruce, living in mud huts and foraging for haggis. Fucking idiots.

SNP = Simply No Point …

Nominated by: Fleaboy

Blinging up Baby

Posted on July 2, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Whilst it was I suppose inevitable that the child beauty pageant shite managed to invade the UK, this latest fad by what I can only assume are retarded women who have never grown out of their own childhood and to whom, a child is merely a doll substitute. ‘Blinging up Baby’ brings TV to a new low.

Having watched a series of these morons bleating about how they would starve to afford little Milan ( who the fuck calls their child Milan?) to possess that latest Gucci bag ( a 9 month old ), to the unemployed single mother, who spends half her bloody dole money to dress her kid up in designer clothes. I truly wonder at the level of stupidity.

One gem was in hearing how they really wanted to groom their kids for exposure on social media. Guess what girls, so do all the bloody paedos on the internet!

Witless bitches.

Nominated by: Lez

Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari

Posted on July 1, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I wish to nominate Saudi Arabian “cleric” (and, I presume, owner of a micropenis) Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari as a complete cunt.

This twat reckons he knows more about cosmology than Copernicus, Galileo and Newton – just because he’s read the book of fairy tales attributed to semi-historical paedophile, desert bandit and all-round wankstain Mohammad.

Watch this link – his explanation of flying to China is unintentionally hilarious. The Neolithic folks who built Stonehenge knew more the workings of the universe than this cocksucker, thousands of fucking years before the Koran dribbled out of the ass of the (presumably pre-pubescent) camel Mo was fucking because the girls at the local kindergarten were already being humped by his fellow beard wearers.

Nominated by: Cunts Mate Cunt

Fucking stupid messages

Posted on July 1, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

What the fuck is it with people who are too thick to know that they are writing bollocks?

For example : “An unexpected error has occurred” WTF! Which fucking error were you expecting then, you twat!!!

Here’s another : “This page has been deliberately left blank” Has it buggery! You just wrote “This page has been deliberately left blank” on it!

You cunts are just unexpectedly thick! Oh, hang on! No you’re not because I expected it. Cunts!

Nominated by : Dioclese

The Fourth Reich

Posted on June 30, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Now I am the first to admit that Nick the Gwik is a lazy conniving type orf cunt but this whole Grexit hoopla is beyond the pale.

Why should the fucking krauts decide who should be in or out orf the Euro. We fought and allegedly won two world wars to keep those cunts in their place. What we joined was the Common Market and not a Nazi old boys club run by Merkel and Juncker.

All the german domination of Europe has achieved is a dose orf salts through the markets which now resemble the doorway of a Hamburg knocking shop on a Friday night – piles orf piss wet knickers coated in beer and shite.

So the krauts got tough with the Greeks. How joyful that they have only managed to destabilise the Euro and the EU.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke