Hopefully, a very emotive and subjective nomination – which will fuck YOU up.
The radio programme: Desert Island Discs
… is a cunt.
Why ? ! ?
Because, just when you think [insert your *favourite tune of all time here] is your most very greatest and best ever tune/song of all time, ever, in the universe, of all time … yep: You`re guaranteed to think of yet another one which might be better.
Basically, you`ll never agree with yourself.
Go on – try it now.
Write down all your favourite tunes – or say 5 of them.
(pause for thought)
OK, maybe another 5.
(pause for thought)
Now think of another one to add to the list?
(pause for thought)
Now put them in order.
(pause for thought)
Have you missed one out?
(pause for thought)
Revise your list.
Revise again.
Still fucked? – Of course you are.
You just can`t do it, can you ?
But there IS a reason for this.
It`s YOU, and how you`re feeling right now …
Annoyed / frustrated / brain-dead / full of drugs ?
Well, I couldn`t give a shit, because all of the above is just a diversion.
If you`ve read this far, that`s not really what this nomination is really about. It`s actually …
Who would you want to be shipwrecked with on a desert island with (and, need I ask, why) ?
Mine would be Katie Price because, although I`m not a lesbian, her body would probably make an ideal flotation device (with additional compartments) should I need to vacate the island in an emergency
OK — blow your load now …
* That`s `favourite` for our colonial subsidiaries.
Nominated by: Sam Beau