
The average British cunt behind a wheel
Have you ever noticed when you have a rant with anyone about the twats in the road everybody gets angry and joins in with the cunting? Everyone’s fucking perfect at it yet everyone is always complaining.
Chances are the person your talking to or in earshot is one of the cunts you are having a rant at, just that they are not in a car.
What is it with the average nob head thinking they can drive? They clearly signed up to a £70k finance package when they have no interest in driving, are shit at driving and clean it about as much as their arsehole.
Im not talking technical driving, but within the confides of awareness, consideration, legality to within the UK law, and hazard perception.
Whenever I make a mistake I’ll put my hand out the window and apologise. If I gone fucked up, that’s on me. But these fucking shit houses nearly kill you and your family, then start giving you abuse.
If I had a handgun in the glove box there would be a good 12 less cunts stealing oxygen in the Manchester area today.
Ignorant cunts just drive around like they are in a video game and only their shite life matters. Fuck everyonelse and their families… Get home safely? Fuck that I need to get home 3 minutes early and see if big Leroy is ploughing the mother of my children. (stay together for the kids, obvs)
Anyway fellow cunters, after nearly being hit 5 times today from Denton, to Hyde, to Trafford by people on their phone,plain stupid, ignorant or distracted: I just had to complain. I could understand if I was wearing my fucking invisibility cloak that I took from Harry Potter after running him over whilst playing foxy bingo on my Phone. But no, I’m not part of the problem. I’m a fucking perfect driver…
Nominated by : Cunt Executive Officer