The Google search engine

 

I think there is some kind of gremlin in the above.

I just typed in “Ugly Fat cunt wins Miss Alabama”, and it came back with “It looks like there aren’t many great matches for your search”, and no links offered.

Meanwhile…. *this* happened a few days ago.

the sun

Hmmmm…. ?

Nominated by CuntemAll.

MIKE JOHNSON


Step forward Mr James Michael Johnson, lawyer and politician, Speaker of the United States’ House of Representatives. A deeply evangelical Christian, he is known for his opposition to legal abortion and gay rights and not always endearing himself to members of his own party. Fellow Republican John Delgado has called him ‘a despicable bigot of the highest order’ and Megan McCain described him as ‘a raging homophobe’.

Like most politicians he changes his mind as often as it suits him. He once wrote ‘Donald Trump lacks the moral center we desperately need again in the White House. I am afraid he would break more things than he fixes. He is a hothead by nature and that is a dangerous trait in a Commander In Chief. I just don’t think he has the demeanor to be president’.

Amazingly he is now supporting Trump’s 2024 campaign and has even criticized Trump’s conviction in the hush money trial, stating that the Supreme Court ‘should step in and set this straight’. Would it surprise anyone if the corrupt bastards did? When the House expelled Republican congressman and serial liar George Santos, Johnson voted against the expulsion and afterwards called it ‘a regrettable day’.

He has been quoted as saying that if people want to understand anything he does then they should read the bible, which makes him not only a nut case but a hypocrite as well. Back in October Joe Biden asked congress for $61 billion in aid for Ukraine, a move backed by most Americans. Johnson’s job is to move legislation through the house but, worried that Moscow Marjorie was threatening to file a resolution to remove him as speaker, he resisted and delayed. He finally allowed a vote to take place in April, only after travelling to Mar-A-Lago to beg permission from his lord and master.,

As a ‘man of God’, what would he consider to be more important – releasing defence systems to be sent to save lives in Ukraine or ensuring that he remains sat at the front in congress holding the gavel? How many civilian lives were lost during those six months as the Russians shelled Ukrainian cities? Did he spend those six months wrestling with his conscience as he imagined the explosions, the fires, the falling masonry and the maimed victims choking on dust? No doubt his bible provided him with comfort during this difficult time.

Kyivindependent

Nominated by Allan link by Mingejuice Bottler.

Lenny Henry [11]


Our national treasure, Lenny Henry.

Apparently some black dwama has been cancelled after one series. This disturbs the wondefully talented Mr Henry whose sucess has absolutely nothing to do with his colour.

He says:-

“I would really like to see some longer-term investment in lesser-known and diverse talent, in order to make them the stars of tomorrow. These things take time,”

Apparently he hasnt noticed adverts which grossly over-represent his ilk or series which all seem to crowbar black characters in at every opportunity. Rebus being the latest example. Or the horseshit set in Aberdeen with a fucking Jamaican lead.

Perhaps ‘black’ dwamas are not of any great interest to the majority population?

Racism innit.

Katanga.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

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16 and 17 year olds to be given the vote


Just when you think this country couldn’t get more batshit crazy. Come on down sir kweer and his commi party, I mean labour.

This idea is so absurd and dangerous, it will hand labour the keys to power almost indefinitely. Kweer and the gand know that a generation of brainwashed kids will vote only one way. The argument about being able to join the army is null and void. Yes you can join at 16, but you can’t fight till you’re 18. Simply put this is election rigging till well into the 2030s and beyond. It’s blatantly obvious this will be used as a backdoor (pun intended in kweers case) to rejoin the EU. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if he even offered this in the manifesto!

Unfortunately at the age they are suggesting, most can’t even read, write or think for themselves. And here lies the danger to our future.
Most are to wrapped up in TV, games, celeb culture to give a shit. The ones that do, only do so because they think it’s trendy. Well a country full of boat invaders and filth, will be their doing.

At least when everything has gone to shit, the next generation can blame them, like they blame the older generations for our current shit shower. In the long run it will likely either lead to civil unrest, or a seriously far right government. Then they will have something to cry about. This is so short sighted, just like the people they intend to give the vote to. I suggest if this comes to pass, make them pay taxes, make them go to adult prison, and make them legally liable for the things they do. If you want to act like an adult, you get the consequences of being one.

We are proposing laws on smart phones, internet ids etc to protect these people. But somehow they can be trusted with making choices that effect everyone. I lament our poor island, we are truly screwed.

GB news

Nominated by Country cunt.

Average British Driver


The average British cunt behind a wheel

Have you ever noticed when you have a rant with anyone about the twats in the road everybody gets angry and joins in with the cunting? Everyone’s fucking perfect at it yet everyone is always complaining.

Chances are the person your talking to or in earshot is one of the cunts you are having a rant at, just that they are not in a car.

What is it with the average nob head thinking they can drive? They clearly signed up to a £70k finance package when they have no interest in driving, are shit at driving and clean it about as much as their arsehole.

Im not talking technical driving, but within the confides of awareness, consideration, legality to within the UK law, and hazard perception.

Whenever I make a mistake I’ll put my hand out the window and apologise. If I gone fucked up, that’s on me. But these fucking shit houses nearly kill you and your family, then start giving you abuse.

If I had a handgun in the glove box there would be a good 12 less cunts stealing oxygen in the Manchester area today.

Ignorant cunts just drive around like they are in a video game and only their shite life matters. Fuck everyonelse and their families… Get home safely? Fuck that I need to get home 3 minutes early and see if big Leroy is ploughing the mother of my children. (stay together for the kids, obvs)

Anyway fellow cunters, after nearly being hit 5 times today from Denton, to Hyde, to Trafford by people on their phone,plain stupid, ignorant or distracted: I just had to complain. I could understand if I was wearing my fucking invisibility cloak that I took from Harry Potter after running him over whilst playing foxy bingo on my Phone. But no, I’m not part of the problem. I’m a fucking perfect driver…

Nominated by : Cunt Executive Officer