and her fellow dissembling lawyers are cunts.

I draw this appalling exchange to the attention my fellow Learned Cunters.

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This obnoxious harridan, and lawyers like her are bleeding the system dry whilst sinking the country under the weight of the illegal spongers that they represent. We can only expect things to get a whole lot worse no Sir Kweer is in charge.

‘Is it fair?’ The MP asks. Well I can answer that even if the cunt of a lawyer cannot. Yes, it is unfair. Not just to the genuine refugees fleeing persecution, but to all the poor cunts whose taxes have to pay for them and their greedy fucking waster families.

Fuck off, Alison and take you briefcase full of patronising bullshit with you.

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

The caponised (= bollocks off) so called Hingerland hexibition in the Euros was pathetic. I do not call them the Euro Girls because the real England Women’s Team has more balls than the lot of them put together (no comment on their sexuality intended) and has won the Euros. There was a time when England were admired and feared for the physicality of their football. You knew when Nobby Stiles took his teeth out there was going to be some carnage. Likewise Norman (Bites Yer Legs) Hunter who took no prisoners, none that could walk away after.

Johnny Foreigner, principally the Italians and the Spaniards in their tight shorts and oh so tuggable long hair came to cheat and foul aided by bent referees and oh so corrupt FIFA officials. Our lads accommodated them without complaint settling liberties on the pitch, in the tunnel or in the dressing room after. No protection from the officials if you were an England player. You had to be hard and well practised in the shin and ankle spike, the nut to the nose and the raking boot to the inside leg. Nobby was also known to carry his own whistle to confuse matters when in the penalty area.

Thuggery is not just the preserve of neanderthals, it requires skill, intelligence and fine judgement. A different area of expertise in the ‘50s and ‘60s. I recall practising the old Jocko’s handshake, the Glasgow kiss, the Newkie hello, the Sarf Lahndon greeting time and again to get the timing right. Just as the nut is about to come in you drop your head and your opponent ends up nutting himself on your nut you see. “Wasn’t me ref. He done ‘imself guvnor”.

The rot set in with Alf Ramsey. Despised being as common as muck and took elocution lessons to try to speak proper. Only half worked, he ended up sounding like a camp jockey, was in charge during the ’66 World Cup and got himself a knighthood. (Nearest Southgate will get to a knighthood is to say goodnight). Anyway Sir Alf let matters go to his head and tried to clean up the England game by turning it into a numbers game – positional charts, 3,4,2, 2,4,2 – all that malarkey. Plus the fatal concept of holding on to a lead, however slim, to the bitter end because going on the attack exposes your team to counters. Alas Southgate has swallowed that tactic but without the hard men required to patrol the pitch and lock the enemy down.

I leave you to debate the merits of Vinnie Jones as England manager.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

Seconded by Sam Beau.

I`d like to second this cunting.

Jack Charlton said he had a `little black book` …

And who could forget Billy Bremner?

Banned for life, he was. That`s got to be the greatest red card of all time – and he wasn`t even on the fucking pitch.

Both played for Leeds, coincidentally: The filthiest team in the league at that time. Great days.

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Fuck that. I followed the case in the link in real time AT the time a few years back, and it was clear from the start the lowbrow pathetic little mummy’s boy had done away with the(then) missing woman, then gone running home to mommy. Cunt strangled the girlfriend, it transpired, then blew his own (minimal)brains out a month later when the body was found. For that full month he hid behind mommy & daddy, all 3 in turn hiding behind a cunt of a lawyer(aren’t they all!) whilst making no objective comment as to the girls disappearance while she had been on a road trip with this boyfriend/fiancee(accounts differ) cunt ; – and thusly put the dead girls family through some EXTRA ‘not-knowing’ hell for the 4 weeks she was unaccounted for. Even went on a family camping trip during said month, the (murderer plus his parents) callous cunts.

It was a whole thing at the time. The mystery element, especially. Kind of morbidly intriguing.

And now the murdered 22 y.o.’s mother has decided to publicly forgive the cunt that (regularly beat, and finally) killed her daughter.

Happens a lot. And I’ll NEVER understand it. Often in the name of , which ever deity you subscribe to, .. and sometimes without even that nonsensical ‘reason’, as in this case.

Do these forgiving bereaved family members get used to being in the spotlight and need the ‘fix’ of seeing their name or face in the headlines when their case moves into the past? ‘Cos surely then they could ‘forgive’ in private, if they really must, and not to the papers or at press conferences. This one was publicly declared at ‘Crime-con’ in Nashville (?) a few weeks back ..

And on top of THAT, right, .. in this case the murderer is dead. Making a public statement of forgiveness (‘to him’) all the more mind bogglingly pointless(to me, at least).

Fuck’s sake, even with the types that invoke the religious slant, .. they seem to forget that ‘an eye for an eye’ originates in their instruction-tomes old testament.

I’m calling it out as stupid, weak and un-fucking-natural. Extra impunity for murderers, on top of their already (usually)insufficient custodial sentence(if they’re even caught, of course).

You do not forgive someone who murders a relative (or friend). End of. Dead-Gabby’s mom, if I ever had a shred of sympathy for your situation, it’s well and truly reclaimed here and now.

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Nominated by CuntemAll.

and journalist, is a 100% cast iron cunt! Putin’s right hand man. He’s so much of a cunt that his constituency (and you couldn’t make this up) is Kuntsevo (No. 197). He calls for complete destruction of the UK by 3 of their new missiles which are sitting rusting in a silo somewhere with an old Lada engine in them:

The man who came second in his constituency election was a member of the Communist Party and he’s moderate compared to this fucker:

At least he has a proper job being a mathematician.

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Nominated by Anton Pillar.

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today, in a world exclusive, I have the extraordinary privilege of being joined by none other than Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States. Welcome Madam”

“Well hi there, ah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”

“I wonder if you could begin by outlining your day-to-day role as Vice President, for any of our followers who might be unfamiliar with just what’s involved”

“I have the great pleasure of serving with Joe Biden. He’s an extraordinary leader, and I wish that people could see what I see, because there’s only one person that sits behind that desk, and has to make the decisions that nobody else in the country can. He’s just an extraordinary leader wah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”

“Er okay, but the actual question was… oh never mind. Seeing how you’ve raised the question of the President directly, let’s move on. There’s been much concerned talk lately about his mental decline. If he stands and is elected again, he’ll be 86 by the end of his second term, assuming he actually stays the distance. Your views?”

“Well consider time. You know time doesn’t stand still. There is great significance in the passage of time. What we have to do in this project is to have some faith in what can be, unburdened by what has been wah ha ha ha ha ha HA HA!”

So Madame Vice President, what do you see as the greatest problems facing the US today; inflation, the cost of living, immigration levels, the increasingly unstable international situation…?”

“Absolutely. You know we gotta take all this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are, because you have been forced to take it seriously”

“Erm, indeed *shuffles in frustration*. Could you possibly be a little more specific?”

“Of course. I do believe that we live in real unsettled times, and yeah, I’m out on those streets, and there’s so much at stake in this moment. The majority of us believe in freedom and equality, but these extremists, they’re not like us”

“Extremists? Who are you talking about exactly? I don’t understand your point”

“Listen, do you just think you fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context. On the bus round and round. Here’s the thing, who doesn’t love a yellow school bus?”

“I er, well…”

“I mean look, it’s all about community. Just look at community banks. So the importance of community banks is that they are, as they are called, in the community. Led by members of the community. They are people who understand the capacity of the community. The needs of the community. The culture of the community…”

“*Ahem* well thank you Madame Vice President, for joining us today to give us the benefit of these most valuable insights”

“My pleasure Ronnie baby. Wakanda forever wah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”

“Oh lord. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

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Nominated by Ron Knee.