Does bare knuckle fight challenges from inside his cunt wagon. Goes as red as his cunty cuntröen when insisting he is Ronnie Pickering. He stands out in the Cuntville that is Hull as being an idiot cunt. Has spawned more cunts to perpetuate his cuntishness, son of cunt is offering to let celebrities visit him at chez cunt.
His one and only redeeming quality is that he wants to batter the living breath out of cunts who ride mopeds.
Nominated by: Magnolia paint
Last night, outside Pets at Home, some fat ugly old bag parked her piece of shit Alfa covered in filler in not one but two disabled bays instead of parking five yards further in a normal space. If that wasn’t bad enough she gets out and so do her inbred hillbilly retarded cunt kids and they put all there empty drinks cans on the floor instead of in the bin on the way to the big petshop for some shoplifting, the pikey cunts.
Hopefully they got fucking clamped……bunch of inbred cunts!
Nominated by: fuglyucker
The cunt has also (yet again!) cashed in on his famous and far more talented late father… Callum has put a book out called ‘Second Best…’ Obviously ghostwritten (the thick twat couldn’t write a shopping list!) and obviously done for the money (as always)… In it he comes out with ‘revelations’ that his dad, George, ‘physically assaulted’ him… Which basically means the little bastard got a slap when he acted up… If I wrote a book about the times my mum or dad gave me a crack for cheek or antics it would be 20 volumes long… This little shit will cash in on his father’s name until the day he dies (soon, I hope?)…
He is also a tasteless little cunt… On the very day of the 50th anniversary of the Munich Air Crash this little twat held a lavish, tacky birthday bash for himself in some garish nighspot… And this says it all: a few years ago he was asked about China and Darfur… Callum Best replied, ‘I think Darfur is great… He does some really cool designs…’ No joke, he thought Darfur was a fashion designer…
What a little fucktard of a cunt…
Nominated by: Norman
knitted chugger cunt
Every year the Beeb roll out their pre-Christmas ‘charitee’ bash to raise millions from gormless pricks who donate money to watch the mind bogglingly tedious load of absolute shite that is Children in Need.
When my wife was deserted by her ex and left with a 18 month old child they were definitely in need. Nobody gave them fuck all for nothing and she had to work her arse off in some totally shitty jobs to put food on the table. That’s life. If you can’t support your kids, you shouldn’t be a parent – but then why bother when cunts like Pudsey give you money for fuck all – after deducting expenses of course.
I was once stopped going into work by a bloke with a bucket who said I couldn’t go in until I give Pudsey some of my hard earned. He needed to borrow that fucking eye bandage shortly afterwards…
Fuck Pudsey. Fuck Children in Need. Fuck the BBC. Put some decent programmes on, you lazy parasitic cunts!
Still, this year it’s on Friday 13th so with a bit of luck something will drop on Pudsey from a great height and rid us of the little turd!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Nominated by: King Cunt