“Here we are in Cumbria where there is no: power, drinking water, food, road access or trains, BUT! we managed to get a film crew and support team through.”
“No fuck off with your emergency vehicle we were here first and I’m doing a piece to camera.”
On Sky this morning the ginger drama weather whore; “………….that’s why our job is sooo important.”
Cunts the lot of ’em.
Nominated by: King Cnut
Now I know they justify it by claiming it draws attention to breast cancer but as you also get arse cancer does that mean we should be putting up photos of our gaping arseholes on social media ?
CUNTS.
Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter
Last Scottish referendum should have been open to all the nations in the Union. Then the SNP would have had their ‘independence’. Even though they wanted to put themselves under the boot of the scum in Brussels. The thing is though, Scots Nats are so thick, they wouldn’t have had a clue how to run their cuntry. And no, that’s not a spelling mistake.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
For fuck’s sake, is that all they can think of? Porridge was of its time with excellent scripts, actors and characters… All leading players from the series are now dead, so expect piss poor copies of McKay, Barrowclough, Godber etc… Also, a little cunt in for computer hacking in an all mod cons holiday camp modern prison is not the wide boy stuck in a shithole 70s jail, is it? Hardly the same earthiness to it really… I also don’t see how it could work…
A modern comedy in a men’s prison that will obviously be ridiculously PC and full of the token multiculti and gay characters… It’ll probably be like Mrs Brown’s Boys behind bars… Porridge was a man’s show, but this won’t be….
Nominated by: Norman
This is the cunt who was ‘unconscious’ when his bin wagon veered out of control on 22 December 2014, killing six people…. A recent inquiry report states that he repeatedly lied in order to gain and retain jobs and licences…So if the lying bastard hadn’t been so selfish and stupid six innocent people would be preparing for Christmas (which is what they were doing when he killed them) and several families wouldn’t have been wrecked…
I am not interested in ‘health issues’ or how sorry Clarke is… He should be in HM Prison Barlinnie, the murdering fat cunt….
Nominated by: Norman