Catholicism

Posted on February 13, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Catholicism is a evil religion and the worst form/sect of christianity who through the ages have brought genocide, torture, death, pain, confusion and misery.

I have never said anything good about the Church of England and catholicism in general isn’t even christianity per se. It’s actually a paganized form of it, where in the pope acts as a god who does no wrong infallible ie “incapable of failure or error”.

It also makes it’s own rules and laws which also wants to bring other religions together which is the opposite of christs teaching. The pope is apologetic to islam, has kissed the koran and promotes refugees/migrants and even said extremists have a right to kill if you offend them(this was after the charlie heb’ado attacks).

Paedophilia is a sad state of affairs in catholicism and the church is unapologetic.

Nominated by: Titslapper

Julian Assange [2]

Posted on February 13, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I want Julian Assange to be cunted again because his cuntishness grows daily.

When the UN produces a wanky statement agreeing with the deluded tosser, the weird looking twat thinks the whole World will bend over backwards to save his skanky arse. He jumped bail and claimed asylum in an embassy his idea of justice appears flawed. When talking to the press outside the embassy he even made threats of legal action because of what “we” had done to him!!!

Look Julian just fuck off; grow a pair walk out get arrested face the music etc. We all know the real reason you will not come out you are shitting bricks about the USA and the possibility of spending the rest of your life having your arsehole inspected by big bubba and his friends in some high security American prison

Nominated by : Shipmans Apprentice

Rugby

Posted on February 12, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Fucking rugby! The game, not the town. 6 nations time again and I keep seeing examples of this pointless cunt sport, for cunts.

At least football has finesse, but you could remove the ball from a game of rugby and it would make fuck all difference! 30 blokes running into each other for 80 minutes obviously wanting to bum or give hand jobs to anyone they can get pinned down!

Fucking pointless and I just don’t get it.

Nominated by: Lance Armstrong

Friends Reunited

Posted on February 12, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I was rather shocked, amused, and surprised to hear of my demise in 1993 on a regimental memorial page.

A former college called me at work and pointed me in their direction.

I replied to all the rumours and condolences directly, when out of the mists of time comes an old room mate, bounding towards me like a Labrador with a turd in it’s mouth!

He made references to all the “good times we had”

Obviously being a member of this fine forum I am more honest than most, and had to remind him of the fact he stole tools from my tank, helped himself to item’s from my locker and shit out in combat.

I was asked to remove these comments, which I did, seeing as it is a respectful site.

But why the fuck do people gloss over history to the extent we are all mates?

Nominated by: Lord Benny

I was invited to a 60th birthday party by someone I’d not seen for over 40 years.

How was it? Well, I wrote a song about it – and every bloody word is true…

Nominated by: Chas C

Post Colonial Guilt

Posted on February 11, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Persons of a supposedly “progressive” persuasion would happily have us believe that the British, primarily the English, were the only people who ever indulged in empire building and colonization.

French? Absolute sweethearts throughout history apparently. Spaniards? Portuguese? Dutch? Benevolence personified, never conquered, invaded or exploited anyone.

Yeah. Right. I’d feel somewhat cheap taking the piss out of a modern German citizen over certain “events” of 70 odd years ago, so how come we have to take this shit and eat it constantly? Were we just that bit better at it than the aforementioned Continentals perhaps? This endless Empire Guilt crap comes out of the TV (not just Auntie Beeb either) and infests everything from the news, documentaries and even kids programmes. And always from above, from some rich and/or posh cunt and aimed at we plebs in the lower orders.

Fuck ’em.. I’m off to buy a fucking Pith Helmet and a monocle, just to piss them off…

Nominated by: Mr Bastard