Mark Carney is an Ocean going CUNT.
I rest my case…
Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter
Vinyl Collectors
Who cares if your extruded poly-vinyl mono 7″ sounds ‘warmer’ with a richer/bass’ than a dirty digital CD.
There has been a resurgence of wankers , mostly apple fan boys who now collect vinyl because it is ‘cool’, they collect vinyl like fucking Superman comics, the self important cunts that they are.
Who gives a shit if you have a mis-pressed 7″ at 78rpm instead of 45rpm with the labels on the wrong sides that is worth £50,000 because only 100 copies left the press before it was corrected.
The shit is only worth what some other sucker will pay for it.
It should be, always has been and is about the music, not collecting stuff because it’s cool to be retro. or act all superior because your vinyl is not thrown through a high pass filter when compressed to mp3 and thus will always sound superior on a decent system as opposed to fucking ipods and fucking phone mp3 players with £3 headphones!
Nominated by: Boaby
The Dialog Society
After some nut lost the plot and attempted to stab anything resembling a Muslim shouting “I am going to kill a Muslim” on a train. The local Dialog Society from nearby Holloway who I take it are an Islamic organisation decided to gather outside Forest Hill station handing out roses as a gesture of “peace”.
All very laudable but it opens up the inevitable question. Where were the dialog society after Lee Rigby, 7/7 the attempted kidnapping of airman, the beheading of an aid worker. I don’t recall anyone dishing out roses, remember the destruction of poppies though.
What’s the message here? The victim is a Muslim and suddenly it matters?
Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit
Mobile phones (7)
We all know that mobile phones are cunts and one of the greatest marketing con tricks in a very long history of marketing con tricks.
However, did it ever occur to you to check just how much electricity a latest gen smart phone uses? Well, fear not cunters as I have done just that. Each phone uses 4.9 kWh per year to keep fully charged, which on its own is fuck all. However, there are 1.91 billion of the fuckers out there consuming a global 9.35 billion kWh annually. That is the power consumption of 2.67 million global average homes!
Ban the fucking things this instant!!
Yes, I am a cunt…….
Nominated by: Fat Rich
Sir Philip Dilley
Philip Cunt Dilley has been basking in the sun in Barbados whilst the people of the UK have been deluged and flooded out of their homes and livelihoods. “So what?” you ask. Well, I’ll tell you.
Dilley is the head of the Environment Agency. He earns £100,000 a year for a three day week part time job. Nice work if you can get it and Dilley certainly has! OK, so he’s been on holiday but should he have cut it short and returned home to take charge? More to the point should he have gone in the first place as it was already happening when he left?
Dilley thinks so. He emerged from his home in Marylebone to be greeted by a group of journalists apparently eager to hear about his trip to Barbados. “Did you have a nice holiday?” a reporter asked, while another following him questioned whether a beach was “the best place to be managing this crisis from”.
Dilley’s response? “I’ve been in very close contact with a whole number of people,” a tanned Sir Philip said as he walked down the road. “Everybody can’t be everywhere at the same time. I think we’ve been very effective and efficient in what we’ve been doing. There’s obviously some lessons to learn and we’ll follow those through.” One of those lessons might be not to fuck off on holiday during a crisis. Another might be to cut it short when a national crisis is in progress…
More surprisingly is that when he eventually went oop norf to survey the damage, the locals didn’t drown the fucker!
And that Liz Truss is a cunt too for not sacking him.
Nominated by: Dioclese