Julie Walters

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I find it hard to believe, given she will be on at least one film at this time of year, that Julie Walters has failed to be Cunted.

I recall first coming across Walters in the 80’s when by some miracle she gained the lead in a couple of movies during the British Film revival. Due to not being spectacularly shite, though I could have smacked her in the face during “Educating Rita”, she seems to have become “National Treasure”.

There is nothing, from Victoria Wood, through Adrian Mole, to the Harry Potter franchise, that Julie Walters hasn’t made worse by her presence. Her overacting, screechy voice, hunched mannerisms make any scene she appears in painful to watch.

Julie Walters is proof positive that once you’re in with the in crowd in the nepotistic puddle that is British acting talent, you are made for life.

And who picked her to play Cynthia Payne? If you turned up at a brothel and Julie was on offer, you’d have a tug at home instead.

Nominated by: Cato

27 thoughts on “Julie Walters”

  1. Yep. Well Cunted.

    Another one trick pony of the British school of totally forgettable actors. Something or another ‘Yellow ribbon’ film where she got her kit off, even her minge looked like a skunk road kill, meh! save a Kleenex I suppose. Dinner Ladies could have been a classic comedy without the hunchback of forecourts showing her ugly fizzog. Calender Girls: staring the hunchback of the Dales.

    Trot on ya’old nag

    She’s talentless.

    She’s a Cunt.

  3. Apparently she was expelled from school for sucking-off and fucking workmen in the girl’s toilets.

    The skanky old slag was spit-roasted by 5 of them (plumbers) when she was 14.

  4. Julie Fucking Walters? A Fag Ash Lil when yours truly rencountered her in the ’70s. Breath on her that would make me old arse smell like the lilies orf the valley in comparison. Give the old mare her due she could knock back the Southern Comfort. Indeed has been a “recovering alchoholic” as long as I have known her. Indeed yours truly admits to the same but has never pretended to recover.
    Originally from Brum she migrated Scousewards and fell in with hard drinking 40 fags a day cunts like Alan Bleasedale and Willy Russell therebye becoming a national treasure and a fixture in Mike Leigh type fillums.
    Worth a punt in the pool given the abuse the fucked out old filly has taken (and I don’t mean just verbal).

  5. She is a talent-less ‘luvie’ cunt, wasn’t the old trout in fucking Harry Potter too, says it all really.
    Might have the bitch in the next deadpool, one can wish!

  6. Will Self. I could almost leave it at that.
    Will Self encapsulates all that is most sickening in the modern left. He is sanctimonious and supercilious on any subject he is ever allowed to comment upon. His sneering contempt for any rebuttal to his position seems studied to make any normal person wish to take a brick to his face. That his views have been shown, time and again, to be wrong, and disastrous when allowed to be tried, has no effect upon his self absorbed psyche.
    Will Self is worshipped by the Fat Carole’s at the council offices and the Tristrams at Uni. These people, who can only find joy in life through fucking over their fellow man, while trying to place a patina of respectability to their evil souls by espousing a doctrine they feel makes their actions somehow less reprehensible as it is “all for the greater good”; love Will Self as he is willing to be the obvious cunt they wish they had the balls to be.
    The world will be a better place when Will Self is dead, and an improvement will be if he could take his fans with him.

    • Recorded a beeb prog about British landscape artists and this fuchtard showed up and added his two pen’oth. He added nothing to the program and we have the honour of paying his appearance fee.

      He’s a CUNT!

    • A prize cunt and throughly detestable man. Fuck knows how he’s made an actual career out of being objectionable? Or what credentials back up his apparent authority on social issues? Actually, a washed up mess like Julie Walters does need cunting, but Self needs drowning.

  7. Will Self allegedly once said he had ‘smoked a spliff’ in 10 Downing Street, that must be a Tory euphemism for something involving young boys, or dead pigs etc.

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