The Dialog Society

After some nut lost the plot and attempted to stab anything resembling a Muslim shouting “I am going to kill a Muslim” on a train. The local Dialog Society from nearby Holloway who I take it are an Islamic organisation decided to gather outside Forest Hill station handing out roses as a gesture of “peace”.

All very laudable but it opens up the inevitable question. Where were the dialog society after Lee Rigby, 7/7 the attempted kidnapping of airman, the beheading of an aid worker. I don’t recall anyone dishing out roses, remember the destruction of poppies though.

What’s the message here? The victim is a Muslim and suddenly it matters?

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Mobile phones (7)

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We all know that mobile phones are cunts and one of the greatest marketing con tricks in a very long history of marketing con tricks.

However, did it ever occur to you to check just how much electricity a latest gen smart phone uses? Well, fear not cunters as I have done just that. Each phone uses 4.9 kWh per year to keep fully charged, which on its own is fuck all. However, there are 1.91 billion of the fuckers out there consuming a global 9.35 billion kWh annually. That is the power consumption of 2.67 million global average homes!

Ban the fucking things this instant!!

Yes, I am a cunt…….

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Sir Philip Dilley

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Philip Cunt Dilley has been basking in the sun in Barbados whilst the people of the UK have been deluged and flooded out of their homes and livelihoods. “So what?” you ask. Well, I’ll tell you.

Dilley is the head of the Environment Agency. He earns £100,000 a year for a three day week part time job. Nice work if you can get it and Dilley certainly has! OK, so he’s been on holiday but should he have cut it short and returned home to take charge? More to the point should he have gone in the first place as it was already happening when he left?

Dilley thinks so. He emerged from his home in Marylebone to be greeted by a group of journalists apparently eager to hear about his trip to Barbados. “Did you have a nice holiday?” a reporter asked, while another following him questioned whether a beach was “the best place to be managing this crisis from”.

Dilley’s response? “I’ve been in very close contact with a whole number of people,” a tanned Sir Philip said as he walked down the road. “Everybody can’t be everywhere at the same time. I think we’ve been very effective and efficient in what we’ve been doing. There’s obviously some lessons to learn and we’ll follow those through.” One of those lessons might be not to fuck off on holiday during a crisis. Another might be to cut it short when a national crisis is in progress…

More surprisingly is that when he eventually went oop norf to survey the damage, the locals didn’t drown the fucker!

And that Liz Truss is a cunt too for not sacking him.

Nominated by: Dioclese

PayPal

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Pay pal still have a hundred quid of mine.

I won a couple of auctions and paid the cash, but pay pal refused to send the money onto the vendors and pocketed it themselves. When I complained the cunts said that in the small print there is a provision for them to withhold payments and keep the money for 6 months. So after 6 months I asked for the money back but the cunts said they had no records of any such transactions.

Robbing cunts!!

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Michael Sheen

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Michael Sheen deserves a cunting. This mostly Los Angeles based luvvie recently did a stint as guest editor on some show on BBC Radio 4. In his closing commentary, he told everyone that he was sick of hearing calls for the foreign budget to be diverted to help people affected by the floods here at home. In other words, the non-dom, far left fuckwit, doesn’t think that people flooded out of their homes should have THEIR OWN MONEY spent on them, instead of being given to some bent, savage fucking warlord in Africa.

I’ve never really liked Sheen. As an actor, I consider his ‘talent’ to be adequate at best. And in interviews, he’s come across as smug and somewhat arrogant. Until his outburst, I’d neither liked nor disliked him. And that was despite the fact that he proudly displayed his far left fuckwit credentials by appearing in one of the many guilt trip adverts for Water Aid, or some such ‘Charidee’. Now though, he’s a cunt.

Worst still, he’s a cunt who spends most of his time in Los Angeles, where he’s shagging the ‘comedienne’ Sarah Silverman. So really, it’s none of his fucking business. I’M sick of seeing ads, fronted by multi-millionaire actors, asking me to give “just £3 per month” to help buy a well, or blankets, food, tents, blow up dolls, inflatable sheep, etc. If each of those pricks donated a couple of million of each, they wouldn’t NEED to make those guilt trip ads. Not that they work on me.

Obviously, Sheen is entitled to express his opinion. Even if it does make him look an ignorant, far left, arrogant, smug, fuckwit tool. He could easily have mitigated his stupidity by donating some money to those who are currently homeless, due to forces beyond their control. After all, that what he’s been urging us to do with his guilt trip ad. But no, not a fucking penny. I’d love to know how much he’s donated to Water Aid, or whatever charidee it is that he holds out the begging bowl for. I’ll it isn’t much. And if he has, I bet he’s claimed it back in his taxes.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw