Dead Pool [33]

Posted on March 6, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Good grief! The shortest Dead Pool ever – three days – has ended with yet a-fucking-nother win for Richard Debo Debson with his fourth win out of the last six.

Congratulations, Debo. You successfully nominated former US First Lady, Nancy Reagan, who’s been hanging on desperately for some time until her heart finally gave out!

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 33.

A reminder of the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

And here’s the final word from Nancy :

Seth Rogan

Posted on March 6, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Will some cunt please give that fat useless cunt Seth Rogan and that whole crowd of smug unfunny American cunts that produce the endless stream of shit comedies a good cunting.

That whole circle of useless cunt actors make me physically ill.

Nominated by: Cuntos

Transgender

Posted on March 6, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I reckon the biggest challenge transgender people face nowadays is the crushing realisation that everybody has more important things to worry about than pandering to thier victim complex.

Cunts/Dicks.

Nominated by: Nickleby

Madison Hildebrand

Posted on March 5, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Anyone watched a documentary programme called Million Dollar Listing on ITVBe about real estate brokers in Los Angeles? One of these brokers is called Madison, who never stops telling us that he doesn’t mind who he dates, whether it’s a woman or a man. There is one thing about men who continually claim to be bisexual – you never see them with a woman.

In the latest episode, friends (of both sexes) have fixed him up with a blind date – a man of course – and invited them both to their house to join them for a meal. They’re all sat round the table watching the ‘couple’ like hawks to see how they get along, knowing full well that if they hit it off, it’s going to result in mutual cock-sucking and lubricant-assisted penetration.

After the meal Madison sees the fella to the door and they discuss whether they’re attracted to each other. Madison says “I’m not feeling it” (words open to interpretation) and the two decide they’ll just be friends and leave it at that.

All this would have been embarrassing enough if it had been a blind date between a man and a woman, but two men?

What sort of cunt agrees to do this in front of other people? And how desperate for publicity do you have to be to do it for the tv cameras? They can choose whatever lifestyle suits them, but I’ve found one more reason for not liking Americans.

Nominated by: Allan

Will Carling & Chris Ashton

Posted on March 5, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Quick double cunting. Now, I could cunt the English Rugby Team, the RFU, and practically any English rugby player who has ever existed every hour of every day, but I choose not to because I understand I am a bitter Welshman.

This cunting involves potato-faced, princess shagger Will Carling and super-cunt Chris Ashton. Ashton who has form as long as my forehead for being a extremely sly, obnoxious cunt has outdone himself by trying to blind a fellow professional by gouging him while throwing him to the floor. He was caught and subsequently banned. Cuntish act given an appropriate cunting by the authorities. This is where Will sticks royal dipped cock in, saying….

“He’s worked incredibly hard to get back. When he first appeared, he was outstanding and it would’ve been great to see him back. It’s very sad he won’t be there and I’m sure Eddie Jones will be frustrated.”

Very sad??! Very sad that we wont see his irritating face being a cunt on a rugby field for 10 weeks??! Not that the poor fucker might have had to pick up his eyeballs from the pitch then William??

Typical public school boy, bullying, oik hating CUNT.

Nominated by: Cunto O’Macunto