Alistair Appleton

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Please, oh please, Cunt this cunt, Alistair Appleton!

I have mistakenly come across him doing that cunts programme ‘Escape to some fucking smug place’, because I am living off a disproportionate public sector pension, whilst I was waiting for a ‘Live Jasmine’ hook up.

This guy is truly a horrible, queer as fuck, smug big cunt, arse rape is too good for him.

Nominated by: Judge John Jizz

6 thoughts on “Alistair Appleton

  1. I have no idea who the fuck this cunt is … But from what you write he appears to be 100% cunt. Therefore well cunted. Added applause for the ‘Live Jasmine’ reference. One of those windows popped-up on my computer recently. The “live stream” showed a fat chick sitting around looking disinterested. Is this really what people pay for? Anyway, I typed into the chat box ‘you look like you ate too many hamburgers,’ which created a bit of kerfuffle amongst her viewers, who to a man, probably all deserve to be cunted. Cunce!

    • I’m ashamed to say I do know who this grizzled shitbag is and he is most definitely a patronising, obsequious and smarmy cunt.
      Must be nice for him to get free holidays, compliant viewers and mentally challenged producers to suck up to the twat.
      A mate of mine went on a simular ‘house swap’ prog with no intention of playing the game. They were chauffeured to Whitstable and indulged in a feast of bubbly and oysters for two days until the producer told them that wasn’t the usual form. Poor old bugger departed this earth a couple of years ago but I always admired him for running up a huge hospitality bill.
      Appleton is the archetypal smug cunt, I wish the cunt would do an episode from Alcatraz, one way ticket.

  2. There are tons of these cunts on daytime TV. It winds me up that the BBC extort licence fees and the give it to fuckwit nobodies to go on tours of the world just to fill airtime and justify the licence fee.

    If we got rid of the BBC we wouldn’t be fed bollocks through various media platforms whilst paying for the privilege and cunts like him would have to find a real job

    • Rick Strin for one. A sloppy cook (he’s certainly not a proper chef) who micro manages his deranged empire whilst on pleasant sojourns in Mediterranean ghettoes.
      Then mounts his fucking high horse lecturing us on why we should be using obscure ingredients only eaten by armadilloes and the fucking cosa nostra. Fuck off Stein.
      Best one was when he visited his kraut relatives — that was a real toe curler when he met the family who mostly ignored the cunt. I recall it for his smacked arse face when his lad brought up the Padstein word. Priceless! He probably slowed cooked that moth eaten dog he’d hail around.
      No wonder his missus fucked off, arrogant ignorant fish fryer.

  3. Never guessed that Appleton was a crafty butcher. Saw the cunting so googled. Appleton came out at Cambridge but only felt gayley balanced when he was in Poland or Germany. Speaks French, German and Brazilian Portuguese. This last one is no surprise as a fucking lot of men from Brazil park their bike up the dirt track.
    I mean even the skanky bandit Madleson had a Brazillian bumfriend. Would not be surprised if 50% of the so called Portuguese men living in Boston are really Brazillian shit dippers. Anyway a mindful cunting.

    • This cunt is typical of the type that proliferate tv in the U.K.
      The type that push their poofishness to the fore. It’s the most obvious and most important thing to them, it’s how they make a living.
      A “professional poof” if you like.
      Whatever the subject matter or their area of expertise, takes second billing to the fact that they are bent.

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