Maybe a controversial one this, but after thinking about it, I can see what Yeo is doing.

The King is clearly being consumed by the Blob, red in colour. This could be his cancer, or perhaps it’s the ‘Blob’ of big government and the lefty establishment – civil servants, Church of England, Police and BBC, and an incoming Labour government.

It’s a cry for help.

Banksy’s effort would’ve been completely obvious and as subtle as a brick (as is everything he does), probably a stencil of KC on the bog or kissing his oncologist while a street urchin bleeds out.

Good job, Mr Yeo. Don’t let the philistines grind you down.

The Standard Link.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

The Grab Fabs are at it again, selling their ‘Let It Be’ film to Disney+.
Now, the film itself is surely for diehard fans only. As it’s very boring, and it’s also now been eclipsed by Peter Jackson’s ‘Get Back’ project.

Anyone else would put the Let It Be film out on DVD, so Beatles fans could buy it if they wanted. But that old fool Macca still thinks the Beatles are top of the tree and that they should ‘compete’ with the likes of Taylor Swift. They split up in 1970 and two of them are long dead for fuck’s sake.

Gen – Z knobends and the like aren’t really initerested in th Beatles, if they are interested at all. But Apple – on McCartney’s orders – still peddle the Beatles ‘brand’ and want them to be down with the kids. The ridiculous marketing and rehashing of their Red and Blue albums (with that awful ‘last’ single) last year showed that. It’s absolutely absurd.

Let It Be is like the Stones films One Plus One and Gimme Shelter (except Gimme Shelter is a better film). Antique curios for longstanding fans. And the Beatles trying to gain new and younger fans with such a dull and dragging pile of crap like Let It Be is quite pathetic and very greedy. They’re not skint by any stretch of the imagination. so wasn’t the ‘Get Back’ cash-in enough? Of course it wasn’t and it won’t be for that lot.

I dare say the barrel will be well and truly scraped. As Apple/Disney will probably release some home movie footage of George Harrison eating his egg and chips, or John Lennon watching the Magic Roundabout. And an album of them farting after a night on the beer and curry in Hamburg will be released on ten different versions of colured vinyl. Once, the Beatles legacy was respectfully and classily supervised by Neil Aspinall (RIP). But since Apple sold its arse and its soul to UMG and Disney, the Beatles will now flog absolutley anything.

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Norman

When he was chosen to represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest, young Olly promised (perhaps that should be threatened) to do so ‘ in the gayest way possible’.

Having seen his performance, I have to say that he did his very best; prancing around with a group of half naked young men who spent their time grinding and rubbing up against each other, on a set aptly resembling a seedy public toilet. Add to the fact that it was a shit song to start with, and you’ve got a perfect recipe for failure.

Presenter Nana Akua dubbed the performance ‘lewd and embarrassing’, which pretty much sums it up as far as I’m concerned. The public seemed to agree, awarding this career-wrecking performance a total of… how many votes? Go on, have a guess…

YouTube Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Suck-Teeth is “the gesture of drawing air through the teeth and into the mouth to produce a loud sucking sound” which is used to express ” disgust, defiance, disapproval, disappointment, frustration and impatience”.

Its also a black thing. An ‘Africanism’, like a Nigerian lottery scam or selling your firstborn for some magic beans. Like other aspects of cultural enrichment it has grown in prominence in Europe and the U.S so much so that in France it is banned in public schools as a vulgar gesture.

That’s anti-blackness according to the uppity bint in the link. No, these are “essential ‘isms’ and they’re beautiful reminders of the expressive, creative , innovative people we’ve always been”. Really, it says all that? I thought it was just another manifestation of their chip on the shoulder attitude. You can imagine the Labour benches with Lammy, Butler and Flabbott in full flow as they show their disdain for the Tory Oxbridge gammons.

Maybe they have a gesture for gratitude but I somehow doubt it.

Anyway, in the name of integration, what is wrong with the Two Finger Salute? The French certainly got our message of disgust, defiance and disapproval of them during the Hundred Year War and beyond.

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Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

“The Norwegian national was today handed a life sentence with a minimum term of 22 years at the Old Bailey having admitted multiple counts of conspiring to and causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) to five men. The offences included removing a man’s penis, clamping others’ testicles, and freezing a victim’s leg to the point of amputation.”(Sky news)

No not a Viking chapter of the Kray Brothers but an aficionado of an international group of sickos into what is known as “extreme body modification” or “genital nullification practitioners” so all very kosher (Jewish circumcision geddit). Web sites, chat rooms, contact forums and all. Not just the odd post card in a public phone box swimming in rancid piss. Serious and well connected connections if you get me drift. They use the terms “nullers” (those cut or wishing to be cut eg Thomas the Cunt Engine) and “cutters” (those offering the service eg Admin).
(That’ll be Day Admin then – NA)


By no means averse myself to having me calloused old arse paddled by a very naughty leather clad filly flashing a bit of whiffy minge – but enough of me grand daughter – she’ll be the death of me yet. Just wishing to establish that YT is by no means an old prude – old school public school education including introduction into buggery (for the under 5s), Catholic junior school advanced level flagellation (top marks) and Sexual Perversions for the Tory Candidate (pass mark only due to strength of competition).

I had a late mate who liked to keep a piece of wire wool tucked into his japs eye and piss through that. Apparently it reminded him of the sensation of his first clap so he could feel young again. It takes all sorts and I cast aside none except when the wanker forgot he had it in when going through an airport gate and set off the alarm. I let him handle that one all by himself. He was allowed onto the next plane after a full internal.

I tip Cunters the wink that despite the shock horror revelations, there is nothing new about such shenanigans. Part and parcel of life in Certain Circles and with the spread of the internet, available to all (for a monitization). Enough from me, I do not judge but judge for yourselves:

Sly News Link.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke