Dead Pool [340]

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Congratulations to Shaun who wins Dead Pool 339 by picking the Mexican boxer Israel Vázquez who has died aged 46 following a short struggle with cancer.Vázquez was a 3 time Super Bantamweight champion.In his 15 year career which ended in 2010 he won 44 of 49 fights and memorably fought fellow Mexican Boxer Rafael Márquez a total of 4 times with both men winning 2 games.

On to Dead Pool 340

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Rachel Reeves M.P. [7]

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It takes a special sort of chutzpah to out-cunt a whole gang of cunts of fakes, benders, virtue signallers and sons of toolmakers, but Rachel from Accounts has managed it.

For years the brainless tart has posed as an economist – that is until yesterday morning. The morning after her grand speech at the Lord Mayor’s banquet (I wonder if somebody had a word in her shell-like?) , it turns out this blueprint for a lavatory brush, has changed her status from “economist” to a mere “retail banking” credit.

Not unsurprisingly, the BBC failed to mention this gross deception. How different it would have been if a Conservative had told such a massive lie and kept stoking it up for years:

Guido Fawkes.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Whoopi Goldberg [5]

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Poor old Whoopi Cushion. You’ve got to feel for her plight. Aside from having one of the worst cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome known to medical science, it looks as though she’s really feeling the pinch financially.

Speaking recently on the box about the US economy and the presidential election, Gobshite Goldberg claimed to relate to the plight of millions of ordinary Americans who are struggling to make ends meet. ‘I appreciate that people are having a hard time. Me too. I work for a living’. Then The Cushion continued ‘if I had all the money in the world, I would not be here. So I’m a working person… I know it’s hard out there’.

Yes, it must be really tough for this self-styled ‘working class American’. She makes it sound as though she’s really struggling, and having to pick herself up every day for another twelve hours at the coal face in an attempt to make ends meet. She’s barely getting by on the few million a year she scrapes from hosting shit show chat show ‘The View’. She’s down to her last four houses apparently.

Now I could understand it if she’d said something along the lines of ‘I’ve been poor, I know what it’s like and I sympathise’, but how’s anyone supposed to take seriously a multi-millionaire who still tries to sound like she’s struggling just to get by? Who is she trying to kid?

The insufferable Goldberg might just be the most tone-deaf individual in America.

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Ron Knee

The Establishment Shitting On Indigenous People

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Daily Express.

Migrants. No wonder they keep on coming here:

1) Full board in four or five star hotels
2) Free iPhones
3) Free clothing
4) Cash allowances
5) Free transport
6) Lawyers on legal aid
7) Free private health care available on demand

No chance of deportation either. Fucking establishment wankers. There will be riots on the streets again: good.

Nominated by : Heywood Jablowme