The Burkini

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Now the Burkini was banned in lots of French seaside resorts. It was enforced by the police.
The libtards got their leftie pants in a twist and decided that to ban this burka for swimming was an acronym to feminism.
The left wing uk media kicked and screamed about how it was the first step towards nazism and now the ban has been over turned.

So you have the media and feminists sticking up for Muslim rights. On principle.
If these utter cunts, particularly feminist cunts took a moment to climb down off their very high horses, they might realise that Muslims are the biggest mysoginists on the face of the planet. Islamic ideals are about as far from feminism as you can get.

The media cunts have dressed it up as being about freedom.
“You can’t tell women what they can and can’t wear”
The ban isn’t about dress.

It’s about one simple thing that the media refuses to address….
The pervasive encroachment on everyday life of Muslim religion.
This has to be stopped.
This is a line in the sand and will indicate which way we are going with this invasion.

It’s a political game of football and if the Muslims win, they know it’s game on and sharia law is the next battleground.
They will inevitably dress that up as something else ie- freedom, to get their way too.

You Gotta hand it to the cunts.
Studied our weaknesses to use against us.

And while I’m at it- that cunt Muslim mayor Khan- his first action as mayor was to ban pics of birds in bikinis on London transport advertising.
Dressed it up as protecting body issues of course.

Turbo charged dangerous cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

Sarah Champion MP [2]

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Sarah Champion, the MP for Rotherham, has retracted her resignation as shadow minister for preventing child abuse and domestic violence and she is a cunt.

What the fuck woman? How can you resign along with most of your colleagues when trying to unseat Jihadi Jeremy then decide you made a mistake and whilst abroad withdraw you resignation without explanation?

Could it be you heard whispers of deselection? I can only make assumptions because you didn’t care to be in the country or explain your oil tanker U-turn.

Can your judgement or principals be trusted? Not in my book.

Lastly what made you think you were qualified to be shadow minister for preventing child abuse and domestic violence? Coming from Rotherham made you feel overly qualified?

Another particle of shit in the shower of shit called Labour.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Princess Di

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I know some cunt will say ‘too soon’ (despite it being 19 years ago) but I would like to nominate Princess Diana.

The so called ‘Queen of Hearts’ left a big fat fuck all to charity in her will. Pampered self promoting cunt that she was. While she was getting praise for talking to someone injured by a land mine for a few minutes others who weren’t being self promoting vapid blonde cunts were getting no recognition.

If you think she was a saint you’re a cunt.

Nominated by: Chris Horner

Dead Pool [39]

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Congratulations to frst time winner, JR Cuntley, for correctly forecasting the demise of young Frankenstein and Willy Wonker – Gene Wilder.

So we wipe the slate and move on to Dead Pool 39…

A reminder of the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored. Please wait for the reset when a pool is won and we move on. That way, we all know where we are!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

3. It helps admin if you nominate one name per line, no numbers in front or comments afterwards. Comment what you like after your five names! A request – not a hard and fast rule – but it speeds up the list making if we can do a straight cut and paste to a spreadsheet.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

I’ve received a couple of emails and some comments at my place informing me that the site was down earlier this evening and you couldn’t post. This seems to have been resolved.

In the meantime the following nominations were received by email and other psychic means (all as last time around) :

Dioclese (me!) :
Herman Wouk, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Olivia de Havilland, Billy Graham

Fred West :
Clive James, Denis Norden, Leslie Phillips, John Hurt, Liz Smith

Sir Limply Stoke :
Ken Dodd, Robert Mugabe, Doris Day, Giscard d’Estaing, Brunhilde Pomsel

So nominations are now open. Off you go and good luck

Fleas

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Delights orf a little heatwave in rural England. Time for the fucking fleas to hatch oit and swarm up a chap’s troisser legs and this year brave hearts they are enormous and in quantities prodigeous. A few fleas usually never bother Yours Truly but the other night as the girl was giving me me good night kiss she complained aboit fleas in me foreskin. Suckus interruptus.

Mind you she has a point. The buggers do seem larger than ever and thriving orn most known poisons. Walking acrorss me land I get accustomed to armies orf ’em running up and doine the crack orf me arse but the tender sensibilities orf the fairer sex…There was a time when all I needed to sweep a filly orf her feet was a dab orf Aramis. Now all I can look forward to is a spot orf sheep dip and bed.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke