‘Suntan kid’ (Also now known as the drip. C.A.) is a clutching at straws , hypocritical double dealing u turning clueless, cant even think of an umbrella in a deluge let alone run a country cunt of the highest order.

A few weeks back and , if I remember correctly, a high ranking army geezer suggested it would be a good idea for the said army geezers army to conscript new soldiers, cue the Suntan kid , I’m definitely sure. I read his response to the conscription remarks as no way Jose, not on my shift , no conscription happening here. A few weeks later and big nose has called a general election, all of a sudden national service is on the cards. I fucking hate politics and politicians, they always rely on Joe Publics incredibly fuckin short memories to get away with half the stunts they pull. Don’t forget Covid lockdowns for the masses (and not the chosen few) amongst other things like completely shattered promises on immigration and ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. Fuck you Sunak , fuck you too Starmer, where is an Enoch Powell when you need one

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Nominated by Paul.

This stale shitheal lives with his wife and 11 children in a flat in East London. Mr Safi’s wife is about to drop baby No 12. He complains Newham council can’t help him with a “better” home, as he only has one shithouse and one shower (which I doubt is overused).

May I suggest the little asshole undergoes a vasectomy – we could start a Go Fund Me page for him?

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Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

Yes – it’s HIM again. Fancy nancy would-be “Labour” politician, comedian and now “serious actor Laddie”, Eddie “Whoops-duckie” Izzard. Obviously realising that even Dame Kweer wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole (the only time the old fool has shown a bit of savvy), the old pantomime dame has taken to the theatre again, in an effort to be legitimate. Sadly for him, even the critics have not been taken in:

This MAN, who likes to don plastic breasts, bright lippy and Tena-Ladies and frequent women’s public lavatories, is really a raddled washed up old has-been, who just enjoys making a cunt of himself. There must be a nice padded cell waiting for him, after daring to make a circus out of William Shakespeare. No doubt Channel 4 or the BBC will bust a gut to get HIS performance on videotape to reserve for posterity. As the Bard so truly pointed out “The evil that men do live after them” (as Blair proved). He also said (in Othello) “put out the light, then – put out the light”. Time the spotlight was taken off this narcissistic old poofter.

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Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

isn’t it? (This just in from the ‘cry for help’ department – NA)

Being one of the slightly more junior contributors to this fine site (just turned 52) and being fit as a fiddle, age is still creeping up like a Rotherham taxi driver on an unsuspecting underage girl.
Despite running, rowing, doing moderate weights, only eating in a daily 2 hour window and enthusiastic wanking like a chimp in a safari park over some disgracefully horrific material, I can feel my body and eyesight deteriorating week by week.

Do any slightly older cunters have any sensible suggestions for any useful supplements?
I already take cod liver oil and garlic on the odd occasion I remember.
A genuine thanks for any advice offered.

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Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine.