
A cunting for troubled genius Terrence Howard, who seems to have taken losing his role in Iron Man to Don Cheadle extremely badly, by going fuck-nuts and claiming to have reinvented physics and maths as ‘Terryology’ while claiming elements have ‘tones’.and sexualities.
He may be ‘pranking’ the techy dupes of Elon Musk and Joe Rogan, but his word salads on geometry and science give the impression he is playing at being a new Nikola Tesla, and has impressed the Tik Tok types who will tell you the Earth is flat and there were no moon-landings, and that both the Roman empire and the Sun have never existed.
Defenses put forth include he’s angered the woke establishment therefore he must be partially correct. The other well-used one iis ‘They all laughed at Galileo…’. I don’t think ‘they’ did. ‘They’ put him under house arrest.
Anybody remotely interested in science will have encountered this guff before; the new age spinning of ‘quantum’ into meaning anything can happen, the mis-use of scientific and technical terms by postmodern cultural theorists and lately, everything that uses machine learning is ‘AI’.
Lets hope ‘Terryology’ doesn’t lead to him filing patents for phoney bomb detectors.
He makes Scientologists sound sober.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.



