Ellen Degeneres

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Cant fucking stand that silly yank slit licker Ellen Degeneres,anyone seen her show? What a daft cunt she is and who taught her to dance? I reckon it was Clyde the fucking Orangatang.

Nominated by: The Terminator

Ellen Degeneres is a fucking rug munching, tuppence flicking, knickerlifting, bulldyke cunt… She’s a typical Yank tosspot…

Nominated by: Norman

Degeneres.. Dorrie..
Dorrie.. Degeneres..

Remind me again which is which?

Nominated by: Dioclese

Muftis

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Muftis deserve a first class cunting. These camel riding jihad trainers are the fist lot that should be rounded up and fucked off back to their lands of sands. Peaceful or otherwise.

Or, a round up into a local mosque, lock it up and burn the cunt down, with them in it.
Whilst serving Pork Kebbabs outside from the beer tent in the carpark to all that want to watch.

Like all pests that get out of hand, and are not native or have no natural predator, the only real answer is a humane culling.

Very much like the badgers that annoy the cows.

The only thing this could be considered as is a gesture towards a good start.

Cunts.

Nominated by: King Cunt

Kenneth Clarke

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Kenneth Clarke is a cunt. The fat Tory piss artist has been emailing his constituents telling them that the EU referendum was only “advisory”, was “not binding” and that parliament will not permit the UK to leave the EU. The poll tax riots will seem like a Buckingham Palace Garden Party if he’s right.

What a fucking cunt. Anyone got him in the Pool…?

Nominated by: Fred West

Drone pilots

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I’d very much like to give a thorough cunting to those people who decide they need to operate a drone.

Drone..drone?
It’s a fucking remote controlled helicopter.
Stop trying to give it a fancy name.

And if you are a grown adult and you are buying, operating and going for drone flight assessment tests then you are a cunt with wings!
What normal grown human does that shit?

I kid u not… They are doing driving tests with them.
How exciting to see your garden from a camera attached to a remote controlled helicopter?
You fucking spaz.

You all might wish to invest some time getting out and about and try getting in the knickers of a slut or two.

Try and con them into sucking your drone for you!

Nominated by: Lord Ferigno

Lloyds Bank

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Despite Lloyds bank making a half year pre tax profit of 2.5 bn quid, an increase of 101% they are still going to axe 3000 jobs and close 200 branches. And they have blamed it on Brexit.

In my book that makes them a set of greedy cunts who should have their licence revoked while the CEO António Horta Osório and chairman Lord Blackwell should be publicly flogged.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart