Axl Rose

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I would like to give Axl Rose a proper cunting. When Brian Johnson was told he had to stop singing with AC/DC due to losing his hearing, they decided that the Guns n’ Roses cunt would step in.

But step he did not. The redneck fuckwit decided to play the gigs sat on a throne. A fucking throne! Broken leg or not, show some fucking respect to a band that makes yours look like Busted, you egotistical cunt.

Axl Rose is a cunt of the highest order of has-been celebrity cunts.

Nominated by: TheBournemouthRed

Noble Lords

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I’d like to give a cunting to the 80+ members of the House of Lords who claimed £300 plus travel expenses to attend a memorial service for Jo Cox.

What a bunch of avaricious bastards. Personally, I couldn’t give a monkeys fuck when some acquaintance or workmate dies, and I wouldn’t dream of going to some memorial service for them, but it must take a really special cunt to claim off the taxpayer to attend. It’s on a par with the M.Ps who claimed for the cost of a wreath on Remembrance Day.

I know that the Lords is an easy target for a cunting, what with it being over-stuffed with inbreds, perverts and criminals, but they never fail to find some new way to disgust the very people who pay for them.

It must take a special kind of arrogance or stupidity to be a member of the Lords.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler

Jo Johnson

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Right! I am getting really really sick of posh cunts like Jo Johnson (brother of Boris) and their protestations that only thickie cunts with no education voted Brexit and that all people from disadvantaged backgrounds need brainwashing by the leftie education Establishment ( oops, sorry!) sending them to impartial universities, where they can learn to think the right way.

WTF does this cunt think? That there are enough trackie wearing red bull drinking, dope smoking morons, who walk around with their trousers around their arses in this country to total 17 million and force a leave vote!? CUNT.

He said – and I am quoting from the Telegraph here – “correlation” between levels of “education generally” and a “propensity” to vote Brexit.

Sanctimonious entitled posh boy still missing the point. Some of us also went to private schools, and some of us who are not total dumb asses and living on council estates also wanted out of the Brussels controllium. Some of us went to universities and still wanted out of the social communist experiment.

Jo Johnson I suggest you shut the fuck up you cunt and get your facts right.

Nominated by: Kath Gillon

Black and British

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I would like to cunt the new show on BBC 4, Black and British.

The BBC today announced Black And British, a season of programming celebrating the achievements of black people in the UK and exploring the rich culture and history of black Britain.

A celebratory series of Black Britain. Confuses me this one. One day we are all equal, the next it is again Black and White.

Will this follow with White and British?

Fuck off Lenny Henry

Nominated by: King Cunt

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