Sofa retailers

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Can I give a cunting to sofa retailers. Order your sofa NOW for guaranteed Christmas delivery when it’s only fucking September you money grabbing cunts.

How long does it take some small fingered Asian child to sew the cushions? If you can’t deliver a three piece suite in three months you don’t deserve to be in business.

And why would I think, fuck me, best get my sofa order in quick just to make sure it’s there for sitting on to watch The Sound Of Music? A sofa is not something I would buy on a whim. Hard pressing cunts the lot.

Nominated by: TheBournemouthRed

The Labour Party [6]

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Is that really what labour was founded on? workers rights?!

I thought they were founded on the notion of flooding perfectly peaceful countries with violent brown people in hopes of killing off the evil white devils

Yeah thats a party I wanna vote for…. Corbyn and his retarded fat Jamaican pet should piss off!

Nominated by: Titslapper

James Corden [4]

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James Corden is such an omnipotent cunt.
He is like Chris Evans on steroids (or pies).

Hardly breaking news, but the cunt was just on TV in yet another cash cow advert, so I had to vent. Sorry to anyone who had managed to forget the cunt for ten seconds, but I didn’t want to suffer alone. I hope his meltdown is near, and when it happens, it’s public, messy, and with an air of finality to it.

Flavour of the month cunt, and the flavour is stale piss on an electric heater element. Please fuck off, you fat twat.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Britpop

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Britpop… Has it ever been cunted?….

It was music for ‘Loaded/FHM reading oafs and lagered up tosspots, basically… Suede (who hated Britpop anyway) were alright, Bluetones, and Pulp had their moments, but the rest of it was out and out shite… Blur (piss poor Kinks and Barrett era Floyd impersonators), Oasis (crappy Rutles impressions), Elastica (utter crap, featuring ugly Suede/Blur groupie as ‘singer), Manic Street Preachers (stadium rock sub-U2 drivel), Sleeper (another load of shite with an ugly bitch as a singer), and Kula Shaker ( all I can say is ‘For fuck’s sake!’)….

Any missing?..

Nominated by: Norman

Elleke Boehmer

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Professor Elleke Boehmer, director of the Oxford Research Centre in the Humanities needs to be cunted for saying that instead of Bob Dylan winning the Nobel Prize for Literature the prize should have went to Ngugi was Thiong’o.

The reason he should have won according to the prof is that ”it would have been special Ngugi to win at this time of black lives matter”. What a cunt. I’m no fan of Dylan but is there not one awards thingy where uppity niggers don’t get so uppity..

Nominated by: Birdman