Elleke Boehmer

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Professor Elleke Boehmer, director of the Oxford Research Centre in the Humanities needs to be cunted for saying that instead of Bob Dylan winning the Nobel Prize for Literature the prize should have went to Ngugi was Thiong’o.

The reason he should have won according to the prof is that ”it would have been special Ngugi to win at this time of black lives matter”. What a cunt. I’m no fan of Dylan but is there not one awards thingy where uppity niggers don’t get so uppity..

Nominated by: Birdman

Baron Alfred Dubs

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Are you disgusted by the way Britain is letting in any wog cunt who can make it to Calais and claim to be under 18? Thank it all on Baron Alfred Dubs. He is the ungrateful Czech cunt who has bashed a huge hole in the dam keeping Johny in their rightful place on the other side of the channel.

“Why ungrateful?” You may ask. Well, the cunt was given safe haven by Britain in 1939 at the age of 6 when he was brought from Prague to London to escape the Nazis. Now he is repaying that kindness with an act of national sabotage that will see areas of Britain turn into Moga-fucking-dishu.

How did he do it? He organized a rebellion in the House of Lords to defeat the Governments’ new immigration bill thus blocking its passage onto the statute books. In order for the Government to get its bill through it had to accept an amendment proposed by Dubs which would compel the Government to take in any “child” from anywhere and without the requirement of having family in UK so long as it is deemed to be in the “child’s” best interest.

The government should have invoked the Parliament act and forced through the legislation, but it didn’t. So Britain is now legally obliged to take in any number of the fuckers and there is nothing that you or I can do about it because of some decrepit unelected foreign cunt. That’s got to get him nominated as cunt of the year.

Sir Limpy, next time you are in the House enjoying the fine port and Stilton, if you should happen to spot the cunt chin him for me, would you? Theres a good chap.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Ben Smith

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Ben Smith – the smug cunt has run 401 consecutive marathons for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

It no doubt beats working for a living and the way he was talking to the appeasing cunts on the ABBC sofa you could almost hear the book deal forming in his head.

That will be 401 pages of “Went running today!” A calendar has more interesting content and that only goes on for 366 pages at most!

The most nauseating thing however is when he banged on about visiting 101 schools to tell them about his own “journey” as he experienced bullying when he was at school.

What a fucking role model: if you’re the school punchbag…run like fuck! Yeah what a great
message that sends out and obviously it was good training for undertaking this pointless exercise.

I’d have more respect for him if he’d taken up boxing and offered to show kids how to smack their bullies in the teeth – most bullies are fucking cowards anyway and a bunch of fives usually guarantees that they’ll leave you the fuck alone for the rest of your school life. Run from the cunts and you’ll be running for ever – just like this Ben Smith cunt!

He also claims he suffered no blisters whatsoever. Well the blisters on my eardrums listening to your self-righteous bullshit certainly need lancing – you cunt! Get a job, twat and actually do something with your life!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!

Bisexual Visibility

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The 23rd of September was Bisexual Visibility Day. To quote them they “feel left out of the media, erased from historical narratives and excluded from LGBTQIA events” (whatever that means).

Back in the day you were either hetrosexual or poof/lezza. Now we have a sorts of transgenders, Bisexuals and various other poofs and benders fighting each other for recognition, media space and financial support

It’s getting a bit confusing for an old cunt like me – do you think we could have a national hetrosexual pride day.

Nominated by: Mahatma Koat

Gail Porter

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I’d like to give Gail Porter a cunting.

It’s not due to the fact that she’s bald,or the fact that she’s had a breast reduction operation. No,it’s because seeing her now and reading that she is 45, has brought it home to me that I am officially an OLD cunt. I always used to look at Gail and think that 5 years inside would be worth it for a night of,admittedly, un-natural sexual excesses. I’d pay the price.

Now I read the article, look at the pictures,and my first thought is….I wonder where she gets her wig?

So,my perky-titted ingenue, you are now officially safe from featuring in any more of my more lurid fantasies. You’ve just made an old man very unhappy. Cunt.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler