Gary Lineker needs to be cunted right now…
First of all, his ‘legendary’ (so he says) status as a footballer… Goalhanger who took the glory, but did very little teamwork… Fucked off and left his ‘beloved’ Leicester City for a big money move to Everton (who were champions at the time), then fucked off to Barcelona for another big pay day… Played briefly for Tottingham, but then fucked off again for a load of cash (some Japanese joke club called Grandpa’s Eight or something)… What integrity the man has, eh?…
A goody goody arselick on the pitch and a sanctimonious twat off it… I recall Lineker’s ‘horror’ at Eric Cantona after the Selhurst incident… If that gobshite, Simmons, had verbally abused Lineker, old goody gumdrops would have responded quietly ‘Steady on! There’ no need for that, old chap…’ Lineker openly condemned Cantona, but sang the praises of his ‘mate’ erstwhile pisspot and wifebeater, Gazza… As I said, Lineker is man of standards… Didn’t slag King Eric to his face, mind you…
Such standards also applied to how he treated his wife… Old Mr Nice Guy dropped his rather nice wife, Michelle, for younger underwear model, Danielle Bux (I bet she fucking does!)… Lovely bloke…
Now this paragon of virtue is looking down on all the working class riff-raff of Britain and calling them ‘racis’ for daring to have misgivings over the’child refugees’ from the Calais Shithole… Well, being concerned about potential rape, murder, terrorism, and economic and welfare queue jumping is not racist, Mister Arselick… This cunt also has the breathtaking arrogance to spell out the definition of the word ‘racist’ to (what he sees as) the ignorant peasants… What a complete cunt…
And Lineker will never be as good as Bobby Charlton or Jimmy Greaves as long as I have a hole in my arse…
Nominated by: Norman
