Louise Haigh, MP

Posted on December 14, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I see another cuntress has just opened their ugly gob. Step forward Louise Haigh, MP for Sheffield. Cunty bitchpants wants Britain First classed as a terror organisation and banned from any democratic elections.

Where the fuck do these cunts keep coming from?

Nominated by: Gingers Ballsac

Lanyards

Posted on December 14, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Can I cunt lanyards? Especially people who go shopping with there lanyards flapping around there necks thinking it makes them look important while reaching for shit role off a shelf in Asda.

I have the misfortune of wearing a lanyard for my job and it makes me feel like a fucking branded animal, I try and stuff it in my pocket but get told to wear it by my arsehole shite business manager (whatever the fuck that means) he’s useless cunt. I never where my lanyard outside work cos why the fuck would I be wanting to be reminded about the shit hole that I work at in my own time, so I HATE LANYARDS

Nominated by: Harry Balls

Joe Corre

Posted on December 13, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Caught sight of a news report regarding the odious offspring of Malcom McClaren and Vivienne Westwood. Apparently he torched 10 million quids worth of Sex Pistols memorabilia as a public protest against “mainstream” music (fair enough), the “Social Cleansing” of London, evils of capitalism, blah blah blah.

Apart from the fact that nothing to do with the Pistols could ever really be worth 10 big ones, presumably the idea of giving the stuff away to raise cash to help the disadvantaged never occurred to him.

Another uber-rich, pubicity seeking, more-money-than sense, look-at-me stratocunt. And didn’t old Malcom & co even admit that punk was always a marketing exercise anyway?
The only notes that really count are the ones that come in wads.

Mind you, it was on the Mirror website, so could all be bollocks…

Nominated by: Mr Bastard

Emma Watson [2]

Posted on December 13, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Not only is Emma Watson a so-called ambassador for some fucking charity, the last bastion of ALL shit actors these days but the cunt has been in the news for leaving books on the underground with a hand written note.

Now, in my eyes, that’s fucking littering, so she should get a fucking £80 fine, the fucking bitch.

She is a shit actress anyway whose range is akin to Barry from Eastenders.

Nominated by: Boaby

Joel Dommet

Posted on December 12, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Caught a bit of ‘I’m a cunt get me in there’ the other night and apart from the usual crap I noticed they have done well in selecting an unusually desperate load of cunts. Top of the list is Joel Dommet this middle class cunt is a ‘Comedian’ apparently and surprise surprise he’s not funny at all.

I don’t know what it is but as soon as I hear these well spoken comedians I know they’re going to be shit. I know the middle class make up more of the population than the working class now but cmon surely this cunt only appeals to uni types and the right on brigade. I would love to see this cunt try to entertain a working class northern crowd. The unfunny cunt.

Nominated by: Black and White Cunt