Lord Adonis [2]

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Lord adonis (arrogant cunt) believes that everyone who voted for brexit is an ignorant populist.

I think most people understand that in a democracy a populist opinion is the one that wins the day , and this arrogant ******* is an unelected member of the peerage who sees himself as the only real intellectual in Westminster, apart from the likes of Mr Blair (another cunt) who also views democracy as a nuisance!

Nominated by Karlos

That weasel cunt Adonis is off on one again. While in the Austrian village of Alpbach he decided, while in the church on Christmas day to resign from his duties that Hunchback May had awarded to him. The next day, while skiing on the Alps he was going through his resignation letter. Show off cunt, why didn’t he break his fucking legs or his neck while on the slopes.

Apparently he has had only one job, on the Oxford City Council, where he was voted in democratically so all his other positions have either had him bending over or sucking off those above him.

He is such a fucking creepy little cunt, but I will be buying him a calendar for next year with half the months pulled out, hopefully the cunt won’t see the year out as I or a fellow cunter will pick him in the Deadpool.

Nominated by Ginger Balsac

Jools Holland [4]

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Sorry but I just can’t take it!

It’s New Years Eve and yet again we’re subjected to the pile of substandard musical dross that is Jools’ Annual Hootnanny. Aaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

This guy is a fantastic boogie pianist, but he never plays any any more. Instead he sits there gurning smugly in front of his piano patronising the so called cream of musical talent that we’re subjected to this evening, just like last year, and the year before, and the year before that…

Of course, he’s not putting himself out because this crock of shite is recorded in October.

At least Jools and I have one thing in common. Neither of us will be watching this shit on New Years Eve.

Nominated by Dioclese

Paul Hollywood [4]

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Paul Hollywood is a cunt.

That smug, fake-tanned, uptight wanker. You bash the folks for decorating their stuff with non-edible elements, then make a fucking cake with PINE CONES on it? Stuff that down your gob and up your soggy bottom.

Nominated by Schleiermacher

Steven Moffat (5)

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Steven Moffat is a plutonium weapons grade cunt.

This hack has now claimed that people who voted for Brexit are having a hard time accepting a female Doctor Who because they do not have ”progressive” views.

He also claims that ”liberal” remainers are more comfortable with the whole concept.

No you fucking cunt, Brexit voters happened to be from all walks of life and both ends of the political spectrum. It also has nothing to do with why people hate this shitstained idea.

The fact that you and you cuntish ilk have spent every week since the announcement of your franchise killing bright idea justifying doing so should be an indicator that you and all the PC, pro femnazi, ”progressive” libmongs that you work with and all a bunch of stupid daft cunts.

You’ve taking a character that has in real life been a male form over 50 years and 1000+ or whatever the fuck it is now years in story canon male and making them a woman. You dumb fuck.

If I could, I would send a bouquet of black dead roses and a message congratulating you over bringing about a ratings killer and the ultimate final demise of a long time British sci fi franchise. If I could, I would message you for being a stupid daft cunt who is consumed by his own smug, self satisfied liberal cuntisness.

To you, and all the other smug PC cunts where you work, I’ll finally say this to you:

You all deserve to be beaten like baby seals by drunken sailors.

In the words of Jim Cornette, thank you, fuck you, bye!!!

Cunt!

Nominated by Prime Minister Sinister

Andy McDonald

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You may struggle with disbelief at this but Andy McDonald is a platinum cast “shadow” cunt.

He wants my train journies to and from London to take 9 hours again like they used to in “the good old days” of nationalised British Rail just so he can keep prices artificially low and fill the rolling stock to the fucking brim with chavs, students and other undesirables.

Here’s one for you; you bearded, bald, midget twatacular cunt. I LIKE THE TRAINS BEING EXPENSIVE. I have no desire to sit in steerage with grubby Irishmen, football hooligans and half dressed tarts. They have a separate line system operated by Town & Cuntry for the scum to ride on. Instead of dragging everyone down to your level how’s about a leg up for small and medium sized businesses leaders.

An idea for you. MAKE THE WHOLE TRAIN FIRST CLASS. That way fewer cunts would be able to afford the tickets improving the journey for the humans amongst us.

Nominated by Fuckwit