London Death Toll of Young People 2017

26 young men died tragically in the capital last year, some by shooting, most by stabbing. The police have said they have no evidence that the deaths are linked in any way. Yours Truly pretends to no forensic ability but if I were a white middle aged female I would not be unduly worried. What do you think?

January 20th: Student Djodjo Nsaka, 19,
January 23rd: Schoolboy Quamari Barnes, 15,
March 19th: David Adegbite, 18,
March 21st: Abdi Sheikhey, 19,
April 7th: Karim Samms, 16
April 11th: Abdullahi Tarabi, 19
April 19th: Jordan Wright, 19
April 23rd: Mohammed Hasan, 17
May 7th: Elijah Dornelly, 17
May 14th: Joao Gomes, 18
June 2nd: Abdirahman Mohamed, 17
June 6th: Osman Sharif, 16
June 29th: talented boxer Mahad Ali, 18
August 2nd: Joshua Bwalya, 16,
August 5th: Moped rider Soban Khan, 18
August 8th: Daniel Namanga, 19,
August 8th: Schoolboy Jermaine Goupall, 15
August 25th: RAF Cadet Abdul Mayanja, 19
September 5th: Corey Junior Davis, 14
October 6th: Saif Abdulmagid, 18
October 29th: Aren Mali, 17
November 2nd: Michael Jonas 17,
November 20th: Kacem Mokrane, 18
November 21st: Apprentice carpenter Jason Isaacs, 18
December 31st: An 18-year-old man
December 31st: A 17-year-old boy

The 26 teenagers listed above bring the total number of London deaths by stabbing to 80. The numbers continue to rise remorselessly. May they all rest in peace – not that that will do the poor cunts any good.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Piers Morgan [7]

Formerly the editor of a twatty, cunty newspaper, Piers Morgan feeds bile to the brain dead population each morning with the shit he co-presents. I don’t watch the trash but have seen snippets of the cunt of all cunts.

OFCOM received a shit load of complaints about the bile he presents and he was so joyous with that achievement. Perhaps someone could dump him in the middle of the Pacific ocean or feed him to the sharks? On second thoughts his body might be poisonous to them!

Nominated by Richard Swype

David Cameron [23]


New Year – same old cunts!

Now, good old Cunt Me Dave has taken a pop at Big Don for his constant ab/use of the ”Fake News” response. Now, admittedly I find Big Don’s use of that term rather tiresome now but Cameron is the last cunt on Earth to be calling him out on that.

Why? This is the same cunt who, along with his servile lackey and ”receiver” Gideon was the ultimate propagator of ”Fake News” in the form of his favourite electoral tactic – Project Fear! These turds often used Project Fear to great effect in the P.O.S IndyRef 1 and the 2015 general election. They also used it to diminishing returns, i.e. the people weren’t falling for their bullshit so much anymore, in the EU referendum last year. These cunts were quite happy to throw out ”Fake News” when it suited them, so for Cunt Me Dave to then get pissy about someone else decrying ”Fake News” has a stench of hypocrisy that stinks worse than what anyone leaves in the bog after use.

David Cameron, kindly fuck off you two faced, spineless, EU mark, petulant, silver spoon up the jacksie, obsolete mule cunt!!!!!!

Nominated by Prime Minister Sinister

The British

The british people are cunts for letting things happen to them.

Top of the list of course is this cuntery referred to as Brexit. Of course we all voted, and we all talk about it, but let’s be honest – we are going to let them ignore a democratic vote and do what they want anyway. This is in our national character – hence the cunting. Let’s pose a number of examples:

Loads of us refuse to vote at elections. This allows the MPs to carry on swigging brandy, golf clubs and missing children to their hearts content. There is an established method for spoiling your ballot paper. We could ALL do it. Again and again if necessary.

We allow others to jump queues. We can all think of examples here. Yet again, we all whinge about it but do nothing. You never see people on a closing motorway lane unable to pull in.

We all let others rip us off. Whether it’s legal eagles not checking certificates, insurance companies paying out that 6 grand for the other guys new bumper or those who sell shit like PPI or endownment policies. Do we drag them through court? Do we fuck.

Then we let those who ripped us off before bombard us with inappropriate cold calling at the most inappropriate times in order to tout the solution. I’m constantly asking people “did you tell them to fuck off and die?”, and all I get is “oh, I don’t want to be rude”.

We let people convince us we need the latest, the newest, the most useless low quality everything in life. We let people lie about the shittiest triviality like smart fucking meters.

We let the tv and radio tell us who matters, that sport is the greatest, what piss stain excuse for music and film we should watch.

We get fat, lazy, unfit, and ill.
Then moan that scientists can’t cure the predictable cancer we’ve given ourselves.

We have forgotten how to speak to each other thanks to our obsessive trivial desire to do everything through our stupid mobile phones.

We long for comfort and a lack of mental stimuli. A country that has an established history for leading the world in science is watching strictly cum gargling and paul hollywank and letting ed sheercunt provide the soundtrack to the idyllic daydream.

It’s easy to ask “how did this happen?” and it’s easy to blame it on the faceless “them”, but this has happened because of the cumulative effect of every instance of laziness that we ourselves are guilty of.

Finally, thanks to our total lack of effort to put things into context we let a handful of goat herders make us believe that we are terrorized. For those too young to remember, read some history. The IRA were terrorists. They were fucking good at it too. Made ISIS look like a bunch of idiots playing twister. Or let’s try Hitler. Got a bit carried away, gassed a few million. A few million? Now that’s terrifying.

Grand total for ISIS 2017 in the UK? Erm, about 30.

We are not terrorized. We have our heads stuck in the distended depths of our own rotting bowels.

So, here’s to a 2018 where the British people wake up and start doing something, anything, that will amount to taking responsibility and changing their reality for the better.

Nominated by Cuntflap

Charities [2]

The following advertisement is a charity appeal on behalf of the N.E.T.S. Society

A heart-rending voice over by charadee shill Liam Neeson now follows…

Every year more and more of these poor people are displaced from their residence of birth.

Some displaced through wars of far flung lands and others forced out by the intolerance of their neighbours, neighbours who themselves were tolerated previously but who now show no loyalty to their fellow neighbours.

Their struggle has reached breaking point and so can you take just £1bn a day to ensure that the undeserving cunts from within and without are molly-coddled to a standard to which they have become accustomed?

This year has been especially difficult on N.E.T.S. with cash-cows such as Grief-fell and the payment settlements of Guantanamo terrorist prisoners returning to their UK paid-for homes in order to displace even more N.E.T.S. (who have no other choice than to leave or feel like they’re living in a “peaceful” state).

So can you help? Your taxation – no matter how large – is guaranteed to be wasted on campaigns such as those to bring home murdering, hate-preaching, bomb-makers like Abu Hamsa and to also help with a hefty kick-back for all of his unjust suffering for having to serve time for his criminal activities, let alone the payments required by his free legal team.

Times are hard for N.E.T.S. So many undeserving cunts to be paid for and so much hard-earned money to be taken.

So please, take generously.

That was a charity appeal on behalf of the Non Ethnic Tax Slave Society

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!