Anne Widdecome

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Little old Ann Widdecombe fell foul of snowflake PC hysteria in the Big Brother House when she mentioned she was “uneasy” about Meghan Markle joining the Royal Family, saying “I think she’s trouble.”

Rachel Johnson asked her why she felt like that and Ann replied: “Background…attitude…I worry.”

Johnson then pointed out: “She’s older than him, she’s been married before…”

Ann replied: “I add it all up and I am uneasy, but there we go.”

Cue Twatter storm – that’s Raaaaaccisssst!!!!

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

Prince Harry [2]

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According to the BBC website Prince Harry has decided to bang his three brain cells of dubious parentage together and has developed a Social Conscience.

You might expect someone in his circumstances to thank their lucky stars that,being not overly blessed with intellect,he has found himself a comfortable job for life,but no. He wants to play a part in changing Society for fucks sake. Why can’t the cunt just spend his time getting pissed up or playing golf or opening new public bogs or bus stations?

It’s the fucking ingratitude of it that’s got on my tripe.

Nominated by Mary Hinge

Mr Cuntie Cunt

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I’m going to nominate mr cuntie cunt for a very well deserved cunting.

The cunt’s sentiments are as follows:

“I would like to nominate this site for a long overdue cunting. Childish braindead opinions, unverified claims and subjective truths stated as objective facts, poorly written and constructed, bad grammar, one not even worthy of a nursery school level. For shame! Enough write up for you? Grow-up! Create a grown up site for grown-ups, not one for brainless kiddies or with the mentality of them. Oh yeah, right…”

Right. Where to start on this cunt.

Firstly, why are you here? You are obviously a remoaning, lefty, cock loving “intelectual” that has so much of a life that you have time to frequent a site populated by cunts that you despise, read their comments and then cunt them.

Childish, brain dead opinions?
We form our opinions by the lives that we live.
Some of us live in areas where we’re over run by cunts, have high crime, low employment or seen our entire community handed to immigrants. We don’t blame immigrants, we blame cunts like you.
Cunts that no doubt have delusions of grandeur and think that because you went to uni you are somehow an “elite” and that we must all listen to you and heed your advice. Even though you cunts have fucked every fucking thing you’ve touched in this country and the whole thing is going down the toilet. Probably not for you, but many people are struggling with housing, health, jobs and crime.
So they are entitled to their opinion on those matters.
As are you.
Feel free to enter into a debate.

Unverified claims?
I would ask you to provide some examples of this. Most claims made by cunters are backed up with a link and if you’d like to share any opinion on this site you’re more than welcome. We’re not lefties so we don’t usually cunt those with an opposing point of view. As you’re so polite, I’ll make an exception for you though.
We have brexiteers and remainers on this site, capitalists and socialists. All are welcome.

Subjective truths as opposed to objective facts?
You’re a cunt.
How’s that for an objective fact?

Poorly written?
We’re not writing a poem you cunt.
We just say what we think and no one judges about whether someone has the literary skills of Shakespeare or not. We don’t spit on the working classes here.

I suspect that rather than being pissed off with this site, you’re more pissed about the fact that most of us have an opposing opinion to you and most, not all, voted brexit and are against the rich, crusty and corrupt old cunts at the top of the eu.

Oh and you’re probably thinking I’m an idiot.
Well you’re right. But at least I don’t spend my time on websites I hate, trolling cunts that I don’t even know and thinking I’m better than everyone else coz I’m a stuck up cunt.

I’m an electrician. Nowhere near the cleverest job in the world, but I’m certainally not stupid.
I’m not a literary or oratory master but I don’t care. I’m happy, prosperous and best of all FREE.

You are a cunt.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Editors’ note :
This cunt is pissed off because he got an email bollocking him for one line nominations. Ironically, he’ll never get to read this ‘cos we banned the cunt!!!

Polly Toynbee (4)

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Of all the left wing professor pissflaps that I’d like to give a proper pasting nobody but nobody appears higher on my list than the despicable Polly Toynbee.

I genuinely can’t get my head around this cunts sheer arrogance and double standards.

Like all her left wing contempories that vie for power or set themselves up as mouthpieces of the left Professor Pissflaps selective memory and rambling articles about income and wealth inequality represent a type of hubris that I find so staggering I kind of think at some point she’s going to turn to camera and say ‘I didn’t mean it, I was just taking the piss’.

Most recently dear Polly has set her self up as a self appointed expert on the effects of Brexit.

On a recent episode of QT Polly was proclaiming Brexit would inevitably lead to 20/30 mile queues on the M20 on a daily basis if we left the customs union as customs checks would clog up the system. This was simply her ‘belief’ and she backed it up with absolutely no evidence at all.

When it was pointed out to Professor Pissflaps that the majority of cars exported by JLR go outside of the EU via Southampton and there was a perfectly good workable electronic system in place she simply gurned at the audience.

As this was on the AL-BBC she wasnt challenged but for how long are we supposed to tolerate hypocritical, twisted, vindictive nasty politically motivated privileged fucktards like Polly who’ve never ever worked in a role that involved wealth creation and yet we are supposed to see them as credible?

Fuck me Polly takes the fucking biscuit and if you want to hate her just a little more I encourage you to visit Guido Fawkes.

Her hypocrisy is staggering.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Vincent Cook

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Furious vegan parent Vincent Cook (sic) is outraged that Priestland’s School in Lymington, Hampshire allowed students to rear four pigs and then planned to send the animals to slaughter.

The school was presented with the piglets in order to teach students how to “fatten up pigs for slaughter”.

Cook says the pigs should be sent to a farm or sanctuary ignoring the whole point of the exercise and that they are actually being returned to their owner because the school never owned them in the first place!.

Typical minority cunt pushing his own personal loony agenda. Needless to say e-petitions and Twatter storm result. Plus TV appearance on GMB where Piers Morgan ripped him to shreds.

Go munch a carrot you daft cunt…

Nominated by Dioclese