Chuka Umunna needs a cunting. OK, he surprised me by crawling out of his leader’s arse and siding with the government over this thing with the Russkies. However, I found his statement to be somewhat hypocritical. Here’s what he said:

“Have read the comments of the Leader of the Opposition’s spokesperson. Mr Milne’s comments do not represent the views of the majority of our voters, members or MPs. We’ll get abuse for saying so but where British lives have been put at risk it is important to be clear about this.”

Yes, all very polite and full of morality. However, Chuka is making himself something of a hypocrite by saying Milne’s comments do represent the views of the majority of British voters. Chuka is a fervent remainer, and he frequently makes comments that do not represent the view of the majority of British voters. It made me wonder whether he ACTUALLY felt that way about Milne’s comments, or whether they just, yet again, an attempt at making himself a little more popular than he actually is.

Let’s face it, ol’Chuk, or “Britain’s Obama” as he once to style himself, causing much ridicule from other politicians and voters in general. He soon dropped that one. Still, he still has pretensions of becoming the first black leader of the Labour party, and the first black Prime Minister.. And considering he faces opposition from the likes of the Abbottopotamus, Chi Unwarah and David Lammy, he’ll probably achieve the first part of his ambition. The second one, I think he’ll find somewhat more difficult if not impossible.

The problem he has is, he’s deeply unlikeable. He has this habit of sticking his nose in the air, like a toff. And it does him no favours that he’s an arrogant cunt, who thinks a lot more of himself than anyone else does. He also seems to think he’s academically and intellectually superior to the voting British person, and generally looks down at us through his nose and feels pity that we cannot be all be a god like figure, like him.

Now as I said. It’s nice that’s he’s deigned to get right down of his high horse, and side with us. But I just can’t forget him making comments over the past 21 months that do not “represent the views of the majority of British voters”, over Brexit. Umanna seems to sense a way to knife his leader in the back. Ultimately, he’ll fail and end up in a Gulag for his backstabbing. Chuka Umman opportunist cunt of the year, please step forward.

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