Lily Allen
Lily’s new album ( out on the 8th June, I know you are all excited about it ) is titled “NO SHAME “. Oh really?
We all know she is a total cunt but I have a certain admiration for a cunt who can blatantly take the piss out of the dimmo public and keep a perfectly straight face. A bit like Phoney Tony and……oh fuck…..too many to list. Perhaps you may have come across some other examples?
Nominated by, Freddie the Frog
I want to nominate car thieves. Last night, some unknown, cock sucking, inbred, donkey fucking sack of monkey shit stole my three week old DS3. I loved that car. It was fast as fuck, beautiful look at it, with it’s dark blue paintwork and drove like a dream. Now, I’ve slagged the Old Bill off many times here on ISAC, but I have to take my hat off to them. They found the car within two hours. It had been crashed into a wall and torched, but I really can’t fault the police for their work on this occasion.
The plod who broke the bad news actually told that they knew who had done it, because, believe it or not, the spot where the little cunt crashed it was covered by the brand new, HD cctv camera of a local shop, and they had a crystal clear image of the little shite, and his butt buddy. He was genuinely sorry that he couldn’t give me their names and addresses, but as he said, I’d end up being arrested. That it’s very true. I would’ve been arrested for murder, because I would have strung the little cunts up from the nearest lamp posts, after I’d beaten seven different shades of shite out of them, and their parent/s.
Car thieves, like other criminals are scum. They should be shoved back up their mother’s the second they slither out. I’ve never had a car stolen before, probably because, for the most part, they’ve been parked overnight at an Army camp, patrolled by armed men and women, and dogs that love to bite scum bags. I can’t describe the anger I feel right now. Homicidal doesn’t seem to come close. I just hope that one day, these two little cunts have something they value stolen. Then they’ll know what it’s fucking like. Cunts.
Nominated by, Quick Draw McGraw
This twat reckons that shampoo in hotels ignores black people…
I know: world’s gone mad. PC dictatorship, offended by anything, absolutely everything now has to be for and about john john… But trying to make out that shampoo is racist?! What the fuck will it be next?! Baked beans? Pot Noodles? Shortbread fucking biscuits?! ‘White shampoo’? What is the daft fucking bitch talking about? Halsey is a virtual signaling snowflake slag and a complete cunt...
Nominated by Norman
With follow on comment by Lord Benny.
Why on earth would someone spend so much money on surgery to become the thing they despise?, can I just point out trying to buy a bottle of “Head and shoulders” in Lagos is about as easy as finding an honest trader!
This horrible woman from Guyana has surfaced again making a speech at the University of Cardiff. Initially when she took the government to court, she denied wanting another referendum, saying that Parliament should vote to trigger Article 50. She said that it had nothing to do with the result but that Parliament had to have their say. Well they did and they voted to trigger Article 50. Now she is saying she wants another referendum. She lied as all she has ever wanted is to stop Brexit by whatever means she can. Just like all those cunts in Westminster she doesn’t believe in democracy, and believes that her vote is worth more than that of us “plebs”.
nominated by, Cunt me
followed by, W C Boggs with……….
She really IS the cunts cunt:
She’s made her money in this country, why the fuck doesn’t she just take it and piss off to an EU cunt-ry.
She wants students to be *radical* sorry, love, not while they have important things to do like watching Hollyoaks and Home and Away each day.
Yes, these fucking cunting 24-hour-disturbers-of-the-peace richly deserve a solid cunting, along with the selfish, shit-headed fuckwits who subject all and sundry to their endless tinklitty-tinkle-tink (metal fuckers) or binkly-bonkly-binkly-bonkly (wooden cunts).
My fucking bastard neighbours, (the closest I can muster to terms of endearment), not content with being Scousers who’ve relocated to North Wales, have seen fit to hang said tinklitty-tinkle-tink outside their front door. Some 10 feet away from my front door.
These neighbours’ own attempts to communicate are sufficient to elevate my piss to thermo-nuclear meltdown temperature – an excruciating white noise sound, like an off-station radio, where every “C” sound is reminiscent of a consumptive tramp clearing his throat. I simply cannot listen – it’s a fucking pickaxe in the lughole.
But by virtue of a bloody bastarding wind chime, they have cranked up the aural torture to new and unchartered territory way beyond their own inherent cacophony.
Nailed the fucking things up outdoors then closed all their hermetically-sealed double-glazed windows and doors so they don’t hear the non-stop tinkling or binkling. If I were to record a 5 second clip of a song and play it over and over and over, on a loudspeaker outside my house, 24/7, I’m sure I’d be getting a visit from Plod…
The other neighbours had one a few years ago – A binkly-bonkly-binkly-bonkly one, which they left hanging in the breeze in their garden opposite my house, then fucked off on holiday for a week. Despite their efforts to locate it upon their return, it was never found.
Probably because they didn’t think to look in the communal septic tank….
Utter cunts.
Nominated by Cunt Reviled