Dead Pool [95]

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Congratulation to Shaun i.e me who correctly predicted that progressive rock legend Jon Hiseman of Colosseum and the Graham Bond Organisation would be the next dead dude.He died early this morning aged 73.He is survived by his wife Barbara who was a fellow member of Colosseum.

On to Deadpool 95:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Charles Krauthammer
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Matt Cappotelli
Leslie Grantham
John McCain

Katie Tyler

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I want to nominate Katie Tyler (LBC travel correspondent) for being so gratuitously nice, and signing off every report with “I’m Katie Tyler” in a cutesy, butter wouldn’t melt in her chuff voice.

Appalling waste of airtime – who the fuck doesn’t know what’s happening on the roads?! It’s a fucking nightmare, the same on the trains, which is why I never go anywhere… I mean the wife spent over £7000 on a season ticket to Londonistan earlier this year… she’d have been better off hiring a moped or pair of roller skates.

Btw, if anyone’s looking for credit, go to: ohshit.co.uk.

Nominated by Ruff Tuff Creampuff

‘The Peoples Vote’ Campaign

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Four cunts and a greenie

This one deserves a cunting just for the sheer arrogance and contempt implied in the name of said campaign. I was under the impression that we, the plebs, had our vote and decided we’d had enough of this bureaucratic bullshit – brexit means brexit. But apparently not so.. another vote is needed, just to make double sure that we, the plebian masses, weren’t mistaken first time around and haven’t changed our minds due to that CUNT May, who has been deliberately doing her best to fudge the whole thing up. It’s infuriating enough that just one glance at the campaign could have you shooting vaporized piss out your ears.

Initiated by that warp speed scrote Patrick Stewart, and the usual clique of traitorous cunts from Westminster like Chucka Umcunt, Anna Sourface, that pretentious Green cretin Lucas, and some Liberal Cunt no one has ever heard of.

It’s starting to invade the discourse on the media, twatter and the like. Gashtag #Peoples Vote. Preparing everyone for a gentle climb down, back to the usual business of having your nuts squeezed ever tighter in the vice by some cunts in suits that you never heard of and never voted for. You can see it unfolding right now, though I doubt there’s anyone here who didn’t forsee this act of treacherous buggery the instant leave won the referendum.

It’s only a matter of time before the Supreme Grand Master of the Royal Order of Cunts, Anthony Blair, pops back in to view with his shit eating grin and munt of a wife, joins the campaign, and starts telling everyone how necessary and great it is to have your nuts smashed by this antidemocratic pile of anonymous cunts, cunts who happen to be outside our borders and who can never receive the gift of 6ft of rope and a lamppost on Westminster bridge.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Kim Kardashian [2]

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Cunting for Kim Kardashian. Just been on Sky News app and I saw a quote from her which said “I’d rather save lives than shop.” I didn’t read on any further as I my piss was already approaching boiling point but I couldn’t help but laugh/cry at how typical a comment this was from someone so vacuous, hollow and wildly detached from reality.

I really do feel that we are the last generation where people like this are the minority, what the fuck is the world gonna be like in 50 years where empty headed fucks like Kim Kardashian are even more worshipped and revered than they already are? Fuck me.

Nominated by McBastard

Ilhan Kyuchyuk

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Ilhan Kyuchyuk is deserving of a nomination for anti-Brexit cunt. Kyuchyuk is a Bulgarian ‘liberal’ MEP, who is currently recruiting fellow bell-ends to form a flash mob who will dance, hold out banners, hand out leaflets and generally show the world how much they despise democracy by bringing attention to Kyuchyuk’s own anti-Brexit crusade. It will be staged in Brussels at the EU summit on 28th, and will involve having to spend one evening a week for the next three or four weeks being professionally coached.

Being an MEP, it’s hard not to suspect that Kychyuk is nothing more than a puppet, albeit a willing one. He may be the face of the latest act of democracy denial, but Juncker, Barnier and the rest are very much the puppet masters. And a flash mob? For fuck’s sake! Flash mobs are for retards and dipshits, so I guess it’s the perfect thing for anti-Brexiters. This is the thing that makes me the most angry about the endless attempts to subvert the democratic will of the British people, foreigners sticking their noses into our business. He maybe an MEP, but our decision to leave has got fuck all to do with Kyuchyuk. He has no right to try to stop Brexit. And has been pointed out already, neither do Miller or Soros.

The EU is dying, and it fucking deserves to. It’s an evil organisation, led by evil scumbags. Hopefully, Italy will deliver the coups degras, because there’s fuck all chance of May the Meek doing it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw