Lewis Hamilton

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Lewis Hamilton is a total and utter prize cunt. This tax dodging private jet owning bell end is worried that Women and in particular Serena Williams (guess what card he is trying to suggest and play) are not paid enough as sports stars.

Now you cannot kid anyone with sport, you either have the talent plus attitude plus commitment to make it to the top or not. It does not matter what race or sex you are, you either can or cannot. Not even Hitler could cheat Jesse Owens out of four golds in 1936 and no one can deny that Usain Bolt is the fucking quickest human to have ever lived.

However if Serena is so fucking good and wants equal bucks then she should enter a unisex tournament and fucking win it. The same for all the women tennis players, if you want the most cash step up and beat everyone else. So Mr Lewis Hamilton when Serena or Sharapova give Rodger or Rafa a quick whipping over five sets they can go and claim the top prize. If they can’t they should be fucking grateful for every crumb they earn because if it was truly mixed they would only make the level of a good club pro on the challenge tour.

Also while I’m at it Lewis I don’t deny your a fucking top driver (one of the best out there) but until you win a world title when you car is five mph in a straight line slower than everyone else’s only then will you rightfully be called world champ. Until then take your private jet and fly the fuck out of here or come back and pay the British government their revenue.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Dead Pool [101]

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Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly predicted that Spiderman co-creator Steve Ditko would be the next dead dude.He was 90 and was found dead in his house from a suspected heart attack.

On to Dead Pool 101.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Spencer P Jones
John McCain

Adults in kids T shirts

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Grown adults who wear kids T-Shirts are cunts….

I’m talking about tossers who are in their 20s onwards who wear Marvel T-Shirts (usually to do with all that modern film franchise shit and not the Stan Lee/Jack Kirby originals)… And the worst ones? Grown adults wearing Hogwarts sweaters and Harry Potter T-Shirts…. They’re mostly daft wimmin, but I have seen some men in Potter gear as well… These cunts are the saddest twats imaginable…. Because any adult who even admits to liking Potter (or anything by J Kunt Rowling) has to be a phenomenal cunt….

Nominated by Norman

Penguin Publishing

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Penguin Publishing. These cunts – who may I remind everyone are THE BIGGEST PUBLISHING COMPANY IN THE WORLD – have removed the requirement for a degree from all of their jobs in an effort to stop judging on merit and boost ‘diversity’ (unless its diversity of opinion, obviously). That’s right – these cunts, who are practically the Disney of the publishing world, who operate in a field where high standards in terms of grammar and literature skills and the like are not only desirable but necessary, have now removed the requirement for a degree from all their jobs, and in doing so have effectively said that poor literary standards are perfectly acceptable so long as their diversity quota gets boosted. Fucking cunts.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

The London Bombers

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A severe cunting for the four bastards who killed 52 people in London on this day in 2005.

Mohammad Sidique Khan was the ringleader, recruiting sergeant and main financier of the 7/7 plot. He grew up in the Beeston area of Leeds. He killed six people at Edgware Road on the Circle Line.

Shehzad Tanweer was Khan’s right-hand man in planning and executing the London bombings. Outwardly he seemed assimilated into British life, working in his father’s fish and chip shop and regularly playing cricket. He killed seven people at Aldgate on the Circle Line.

Jermaine Lindsay was a Jamaican-born Muslim convert who never made a secret of his extremist views. He was brought up by his mother in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, where he alarmed his teachers by attempting to radicalise impressionable younger pupils. He killed 26 people between King’s Cross and Russell Square on the Piccadilly line.

Hasib Hussain was the youngest member of the terror cell at 18. He was an unexceptional teenager who had an ordinary upbringing in the Holbeck area of Leeds. He went on to kill 13 people on a number 30 bus in Tavistock Square.

Let’s sincerely hope that these murdering cunts are rotting in hell wondering what the fuck happened to all those virgins they were promised. Islam is, of course, a religion of peace. Thankfully there’s nothing quite as peaceful as a dead terrorist.

Ain’t multiculturalism a wonderful thing?

Nominated by Dioclese