Peter Mandelson (4)

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Peter Mandelson is due a cunting. The former EU Commissioner was on the equally odious James O’Brien show on LBC recently to slag off the 17.4 million British patriots who voted to leave the EU. This nasty, sneering little cock jockey reckons that Leavers are not patriots, like he is. He also says that we are Nationalists, hate foreigners, and our decision to vote was self serving and not in the national interest.

So, you want to talk about self serving do you, Mandelslime? Ok, how about that fat EU pension you stand to lose? Obviously, you were a Euroloon before you became an EU Commissioner, but let’s face it, you wouldn’t be quite so fanatical about the EU if you didn’t happen to have a large financial stake in it. And since nobody but you and your Brazilian stand to benefit from your EU pension, it’s difficult to see your stance as anything but self serving. Which makes you a massive fucking hypocrite for accusing others of being self serving.

Not patriots? Fuck you Mandelslime! I served for over twenty years in the British Army. You don’t do that if you’re not a patriot. We voted to leave the wretched EU because we ARE patriots. We love our country, and we want it governed by people whom WE elect in a free, fair and democratic election, rather than by a bunch of unelected, unaccountable, incompetent, anti-democratic assholes who were chosen by a committee. And while I’m on the subject, patriots don’t open the floodgates to allow in millions of unchecked immigrants, like you and Blair did. Patriots don’t brag about ‘sending out search parties’ for immigrants to come to the UK, like YOU did. Patriots don’t sell our industries, like you did, to foreign governments and companies.

I do not hate foreigners. My father is American and, therefore, a foreigner. I was born in San Antonio, Texas, and spent my first nine years there, before my English mother had to return to the UK, to care for my English grandmother. My wife’s parents are from Nigeria. What I hate, is the large and never ending deluge of foreigners who come here to take the piss out of the British taxpayer. That is a problem which YOU, Mandelslime, are largely responsible for.

We’re nationalists are we? You fucking bet I am. I love this country. I have fought for it. I’ve been wounded twice fighting for it. And I would die for it if necessary. Whereas you, you couldn’t give a fuck about the UK. All you care about is money.

I did more for this country ONE DAY in the British Army, than you will ever do for it in your entire miserable, lying, traitorous life. And unlike you, not once in my career did I have to resign in disgrace, after being caught making dodgy deals. You had to resign in disgrace TWICE, within a two year period.

If you want to see someone who is unpatriotic and slef serving, go look in a fucking mirror. Mandelslime, you are a cunt of epic proportions!

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Letterboxes

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I’ve noticed these new black mobile letterboxes moving around cities, I assume they’re some sort of new smart electric powered thing to keep young people interested in the Post Office.

The other day I had a letter to post so I walked in front of one of these mobile letterboxes to make it stop but when I tried to push my letter into the slot it was blocked. Very annoying so I went to try again but the letterbox started malfunctioning and thrashing it’s self righting appendages at me. Then I hear this shout from this brown man with a big beard, who I assumed must have been a post office worker come to rescue me from the letterbox assault. But no, once he gets up close to me he proceeds to shout and spit in my face.

I’ve got to say that was some of the worst customer service I’ve ever experienced in my life so I left the situation promising to right a strongly worded letter of complaint to the Royal Mail about it and for their obvious lack of testing of their new black mobile letterboxes.

Nominated by Mad Jack Churchill

Lying snowflakes are total cunts…
There are many examples of libfuck cunts spreading social media bullshit, but this latest one is a humdinger even by the most petty and fucked up snowflake standards… Some daft bitch (some twat called Amanda Fleiss) on Twatter posted the following:

‘I’ve just seen a Burka wearing Muslim lady with her kids being abused outside the medical centre, youths were shoving envelopes in her face, and her kids were crying. Police had to be called. This is your doing Boris Johnson and Rowan Atkinson thinks what you said is funny’

This obviously never even happened and it an outright lie… It’s typical snowflake cuntery and is on a par with Lily Mong’s ‘racist taxi driver’ bullshit… Thing is, cunts like this are so bad at it… They go so over the top, and go out of their way to make their targets as nasty and as racist as possible, that one can instantly tell its some social media snowflake cunt telling yet another absolute whopper in order to make peacefuls look good and the British look bad…

Nominated by Norman

Public stupidity

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I want to cunt the stupidity of the public.

With the Brexit circus currently highlighting how much contempt politicians and slebs have for the general public and implying we are too stupid to understand the gravity of the situation, and me currently sat here watching an online documentary about 9/11…it got me thinking.
Without getting bogged down in too much detail, I think it was undoubtedly a false flag operation, orchestrated by some element of government, shadow or otherwise.

Now whether other people agree or not, or dismiss people like me as a conspiracy theorist is irrelevant. There should at least be some common ground everyone can agree on, in that there are literally hundreds of unanswered questions from that day (terrorist passports, absence of wreckage, buildings in freefall, complete failure of Norad, blatant lies told by the Bush administration in the aftermath….I could literally go on all night).

This cunting isn’t so much about the day itself, it’s about people, the general public of not just the USA, but the entire world. It was a global event, with so many suspicious circumstances, gaping holes, lies, withheld information, and not forgetting the complete whitewash that was the 9/11 commission.
If joe public can be so ridiculously easily duped over the murder/deaths of over 3000 innocent people, then is it really such a surprise that our rulers treat us with such disdain?
That day was one of the most blatant crimes against humanity in modern times, and no more than a handful even gave a fuck. The rest were either too ignorant, lazy or catastrophically fucking retarded to push back against the establishment a little bit, ask questions, demand answers and demand a bit of fucking respect.

This was going to be a cunting of Americans, but I don’t think it is just an American mentality. I can’t imagine things being any different had it happened over here. Individuals are balanced, reasonable being. People are fucking pig ignorant, thick fucks that can’t be trusted with even the most infantile and unimportant decisions.

Nominated by The Ghost of Glauber Berti

Paul Burrell

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Paul Burrell, Princess Diana’s former butler and, allegedly, her rock, is need of a cunting. He’s popped up in the Daily Fail, to offer his thoughts on Meghan’s strained relationship with her father, and other members of her family, notably, her gobshite half sister.

It baffles me no end why ANY media outlet would give this vile, obnoxious, self styled ‘royal expert’ both publicity and money to spout his opinions, yet its been happening for the past twenty years. The truth is, the Royal Family despise this motor mouthed little parasite. And it’s a sign of how much they hate him, that Harry didn’t bother to invite the little shit to his wedding. Of course, Burrell didn’t let an oversight like that stop him from turning up in Windsor, suited and booted. Happily, he failed to get past security, and had to watch from behind a barrier, like the rest of the hoy polloy. Honestly, this self-important prick has no shame.

The fact is, that while he may have know William and Harry quite well as children, he knows nothing about them as men. That means his ‘qualifications’ are out of date. He certainly knows as much about Meghan as I do, which is fuck all. But that hasn’t stopped him hawking his services around, particularly in the US, and making a mint out of his tenuous connection to the Royal Family.

Paul Burrell, you slimy little snail penis. Crawl back under your rock, you royal cunt!

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The Burka/Burqua

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If somebody asks me directions while wearing a motorcycle helmet, I’d feel a tad awkward. Similarly, if somebody talked to me whilst wearing a Halloween hockey mask or a Tony Blair mask, I wouldn’t like it very much. The Burka has the same effect.

I don’t tell people what to wear. Never have. Yet I am allowed to express my thoughts. If a fat person wants to wear shorts in the Summer, I won’t tell them they can’t but I’m allowed to take the piss. If somebody chooses to dress like a giant baby, it’s allowed but I feel almost obliged to crack jokes.
The Koran doesn’t instruct Muslim women to cover their faces with niquabs so it’s not a religious obligation. It also can’t be a cultural tradition for veiled women, especially those who were born in Britain. Therefore why wear this horrible, self-imprisoning sheet?

Apparently the veil is a form of resistance to the West’s sexualisation and objectification of women. The “assertion” is that Western societies pressurise women into adopting forms of dress (and undress) that are intended to gratify the ‘male gaze’ and turn women into sex objects.

Psh. Not good enough.

The Burka is a symbol of Islam’s intolerance of dissent and desire to contain and repress female sexuality. It’s ridiculously oppressive and the wearers who consent to its existence are either submissive hags living in fear of peremptory reprisal or woefully repulsive crones who fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch. The only time anybody should wear this wretched, sinister fancy dress is to a Halloween party.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

A cunting for the Tory Party with reference to Boris and his burka comments.
What the fuck has happened to the Tories? Common sense and values gone out the window.
We had a fucking snowflake minister – Justine Greening- say children could self-identify gender.

Now we have call for Boris to be ejected/disciplined whatever, for perfectly reasonable remarks. He wasn’t even calling for a ban as liberal Denmark has done. And the demands are coming from Tories for fuck sake.

Where the fuck is the party going? No platforming for all but liberal views and agendas?
Cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble