Blimpgate

Leo Murray. Sorry, but who the fuck is Leo Murray? Well, he’s the cunt behind the Trump baby blimp that flew for all of two hours this morning watched by a small crowd of like minded people including a man in a cage dressed in a gorilla suit and wearing a Donald Trump mask. I kid you not!

Not so much of a cunt however as the people who gave money to the crowdfunding appeal to pay for this piece of childish nonsense…. or the people who have so far donated £40,000 to launch a similar blimp of Sadiq Khan in a nappy. It will be interesting to see if the illustrious London Mayor gives permission for them to fly that. I doubt it. Labour politicians are renown for their double standards.

In Murray’s own words : “The story starts with Trump’s election and inauguration. I was part of a group that organised a big protest to mark his inauguration, which was called “Bridges not Walls”. We dropped banners from all the bridges by the Thames and 250 others around Europe and beyond. It was a reminder of a common humanity and a commitment to resist. The group then decided that if he ever comes here, we obviously have to protest. However, there’s a chance he won’t really give a fuck about a regular protest against his policies. He lacks the capacity for moral shame. You simply can’t reason with him, because he’s not a reasonable person. You also can’t appeal to his conscience as he’s got no conscience. So we went with ridicule.

Well, Leo, Trump doesn’t give a fuck about your stupid blimp either. So enter Yanny Bruere. Yanny strongly objects to the Trump baby blimp and wants to launch a Khan blimp of his own. “I think it’s insulting and childish. We shouldn’t be making the US president feel unwelcome. Trump has made America safe and has made the world safe. In London, under Khan as mayor, crime is soaring to unprecedented levels and people don’t feel safe. We’re making the Sadiq Khan balloon as ugly as possible.” Apparently, that’s not childish.

However, as you both seem to be such advocates of free speech, I’d like to say that I think you’re a right pair of cunts…

Nominated by Dioclese

Professor Green


Dough-faced overgrown roadman Professor Green. This wigger, unburdened by any modicum of talent, should be on death row if not for his hideous, childish tattoos, then just for abusing the honorific “Professor.”

He has proved beyond doubt that one doesn’t need to be black to write and perform utterly unlistenable shit.

He’s in the news crying poor, moaning about his expensive divorce from vapid Made In Chelsea candy heir/whore Millie Mackintosh. Shocking that a marriage to a fame whore who is far better looking, and who was slumming in the gutter when she picked him up, would end in divorce.

He’s also “opening up” about his father’s suicide which was no doubt inspired by pater’s prophetic shame of his son. Laddy, your father should be your example.

Nominated by William Morrissey

Media Hype of the England Football Team

England are out. Semi finals of the World Cup. No shame in that.

But, as predictable as the passing of the seasons, the media build up then knock down the England football team with all their assembled cuntitude; a cuntitude pooled together from newspapers, TV, pundits and so-called fucking expert analysis.

The media reportage and structure of their coverage and tone of the English campaign can be summed up as follows:

Weeks before the WC:
“No one expects anything, even though we really do.”

After first narrow group win, vs middling Africans Tunisia:
“England already doing better than last tournament. So they might win the whole thing. Tunisia finished 8th in the Africa Cup of Nations, thus very tricky opponents.”

After emphatic second group win, vs canal dwellers Panama:
“England look the real deal. If Neymar is valued at £200m, Kane must be worth at least £4billion. Now, if we come second in the group, we can charter our route to the final only slightly more easily than we can charter our route to the final if we top the group. Either way, we are definitely planning for be final. Live coverage of Lightning Seeds a capella version of It’s Coming Home given focus on Radio 4.”

After the pens R16 knockout of bean-farming cheats Colombia:
“Let the unreasonable expectations begin. We endlessly and shamelessly bastardize everything of note in English cultural history to include Harry Kane’s face, such as the famous Lord Kitchener poster and Bernard Manning. Endless interviews with overhyped fans and digging up the corpses of long-forgotten England players like Paul Parker for that tasty optimistic soundbite.”

After the QF win against a very shit Sweden:
“We go nuclear. The world cup is so practically ours we should get the engraving process going now. Get every single middle-class presenter to feign an interest in England’s progress, especially cunts like Bill Turnbull. Expect populist references aplenty from politicians. Extend interviews to total fucking nutcases like the shitbanter geezercunt who halted his wedding to hashtag England’s win live, and that bloke who once got caught masturbating with Lampard’s flip flops.”

5mins after the defeat to Croatia:
“A nation stands saddened, but proud.”

20mins after the defeat to Croatia:
“A nation stands saddened, but proud… although Kane wasn’t so good tonight.”

1 hour after the defeat to Croatia:
“Southgate is a waistcoat wearing cunt, we only beat shit sides and we need an inquisition and a fucking scapegoat. Nothing less than the jugular. Did we mention how shite Harry Kane was?”
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Hence the English media are absolute fucking cunts who without fail suck the joy right out of supporting England.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Theresa May [15]

On 26th June 2016 Theresa May voted remain.

On 11th July 2016 she said “Brexit means Brexit” and that there would “no attempts to stay in the EU”.

On 13th July 2016 she became PM.
And there was much rejoicing.

On 6th December 2016 she said she wanted a “red, white and blue” brexit.

In January 2017 the IRA decided to stop participating in the power sharing peace process and the EU leapt on it. The EU decided to use the oirish as useful idiots to stall negotiations and threaten the resumption of hostilities between the Protestants and the Catholics if we leave the empire.
She got on her knees and puckered up.

In the build up to the general election on 8th June 2017 she said “strong and stable” about 10,000 times. She lost her majority and had to bribe the DUP with a billion pounds to keep a lifelong commie and terrorist sympathiser from destroying her government.
She is now Britain’s weakest ever leader with an unstable government and a non existent majority in the commons.

On 4th October 2017, at the Tory party conference, she gave no details on the utter failure of her “negotiations” with our “friends and partners”. She sounded weak and pathetic and even allowed that Lee Nelson prick to mug her off without getting her security to kick the shite out of him.
She didn’t even tell him to “fuck off”.

On 19th October 2017 she turned up at the EU summit with that stupid ‘I’m so happy to be here’ look on her face and sucked up shamelessly to all of Britain’s enemies.
Frumpenfurher Munkel and her lap dog Macaroni both stated that they’d stand united against Britain on the brexit buggering. Did she tell them to get fucked? Did she fuck.

On 8th December 2017 she agreed to pay the EU 39 billion pounds.

On 13th December 2017 she allowed remoaner Tories to side with comrade compo and force the deal to be ratified by the most untrustworthy, self serving, cuntish bunch of remoaners in the commons.
Thereby destroying any chance of a strong hand at the negotiating table.
No one was sacked or even suspended.

On 2nd March 2018, at her mansion house speech, she announced that EU fishing vessels will have access to our waters, and the EU would still have a say in who gets what as far as our waters are concerned, totally betraying the British fishing industry.

On 6th July 2018, at a cabinet meeting at chequers, she released her plan to capitulate unconditionally to the EU.

On 12th July 2018 she was called a “cunt”, by me.

The cunt.

Nominated by Deploy The Sausage

I think it’s time for Theresa May to receive another nomination. So, last Friday, she held her ministers prisoner until they agreed to the pile of shit that SHE has decided is going to be Brexit. She threatened them with the sack unless they agreed, which to me, is a sure sign that she is, as I’ve said before, NO leader. And all that was AFTER she had fucked off to get her boss, Merkel’s approval for her plan. Yep, she didn’t even have the decency to show her own ministers her plan before talking to the Fuehrer.

What makes me even more angry, is that this incompetent, dithering, weak willed twat, has the brass neck to claim that her plan ‘keeps faith with what voters wanted’. Well I fucking beg to differ. In no way, is what she’s proposing anywhere close to keeping faith with what 17.4 million people voted for TWO fucking years ago. When I went to vote that day, I remember seeing the question ‘do you want the UK to remain a member of the EU, or do you want the UK to leave the EU’? Underneath that were two boxes. One had the word Remain beside it, and the other had the word Leave beside it. I don’t recall there being a ‘third way’ option, telling us that we could have a worthless pile of severed donkey cocks, in which we have LESS power in the EU than we have now, and still keep taking orders from the EU whilst staying in the Single Market and the Customs Union. In other words, a Brexit that is NOT Brexit.

What May is proposing is NOT Brexit, and the fact that Ken Clarke, Anna Soubrey and Vince Cable are all backing this bullshit, is positive proof of that. And Barnier has said that the plan for the UK to leave is now 80% of the way there. The backing of these four cunts alone, is proof that we have been betrayed. For May to even think that she could get away with claiming that it WAS what we voted for, is a sure sign that she is a complete and utter CUNT! Richard Littlejohn wrote an excellent piece on this the other day. He said that May has wasted the past two years, dithering over ‘what kind’ of Brexit SHE wanted, and flying to Brussels to ‘negotiate’ our exit. It would have been nice if she actually had negotiated. But as far as I can tell, she hasn’t negotiated, she’s capitulated. She has given those unelected tools in Brussels every single thing they’ve demanded, and she’s come back with NOTHING that we wanted. The thing, it is not for her decided what kind of Brexit SHE wants. WE have already decided that for her.

Littlejohn also said that it should have been May who resigned, not David Davis or Boris Johnson, and he was right. Despite her oft repeated lie of “Brexit is Brexit”, May has done everything she possibly could to undermine the will of the majority. She never had ANY intention of taking the UK out of the EU. She is, and always has been, a remainer. Except during the referendum of course, when she mysteriously disappeared from public view. Since then, she has consistently undermined the so called Brexit Secretary, David Davis, by taking over the ‘negotiations’. To me, that’s a sign she didn’t trust him. He should have resigned long ago, or stood up to her and told her to either fuck off and let him do his job, or sack him. She became the Tory leader ONLY because that little shite, Gove, stabbed Boris in the back. And at the weekend he stabbed all the other leave ministers in the back by siding with May.

In my opinion, May’s position is now untenable. Since Johnson and Davis resigned, there have been at least two other resignations from government, and I doubt they’ll be the last. She is now the leader of the political version of the RMS Titanic. A true leader, a leader with principles, a working moral compass and honour, would do what’s best for the country and their party, and resign. But May is not a true leader. She insists she’s going to hold on to the bitter end. Unfortunately for all of us, that end is likely to see to that bunch of traitors in Labour form the next government. And damn that bitch for it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Trump Protesters

 

Yes it’s here. The social event of the decade for the right on, politically correct, and publicly virtuous extroverts of the British middle classes – Trump is coming, and it’s party time!

What’s not to like? You get to spend the day in a tribal throng making yourself feel good shouting at the straw man with golden hair erected by your peers. You can walk tall, knowing that you are better than others who don’t join in, those ignorant folk suffering from Stockholm Syndrome at the hands of the evil oppressor with the orange face.

Then when you get home you can read about how you are a part of a movement making the world a better place, you can see it on the TV. Look there I am! I am making a difference!

But suddenly the mist of self-aggrandisement clears. Who is this over-confident and self-righteous person really? What is really going on here?

For those of us who know, that sad truth is that hordes of people are protesting Trump because they don’t actually know what’s going on. They don’t know that conservative or traditional social values are very important. They want to believe that it’s a simple and easy thing to do what’s right, that they can go on a day out with their friends, write a few meaningless and shallow platitudes on a board, and that they are doing something worthwhile. But it’s much harder, and much more complicated than that.

Should they be pitied? The mostly childish and spoiled self-righteous gangs of what can only be accurately be called bullies fighting a cause created by self-interested rabble rousing champagne socialists? After all they are mostly young and mostly relatively ignorant. Maybe their heart is in the right place – after all didn’t most of us have more left wing views when we were younger? Maybe they should.

But the unfortunate reality is that they will be painted as the righteous in the pictures of the mainstream media. They will be described as the ones that care (while all the time they don’t really understand what taking it seriously actually means). Yet they will be the ones acting like cunts, trying to overturn by force and occasional violence the democratic and political process that has caused Mr Garrison to take office, and subsequently visit this country as a head of state. They have to believe that over 50% of voters fit the caricature of the selfish white person or gullible fool that has been created by their media stars and heroes.

It takes a lot of effort to understand the world, and a lot of humility. You won’t see this in the eyes and behaviour of most of these Trump protesters that we will soon be seeing on the telly and in the papers. What you will see is what can only be described as a bunch of morons, mindlessly following some bullshit narrative that has evolved from the inane chattering of the prosperous-enough-to-have-to-pretend-to-give-a-fuck classes.

Maybe not all of them are cunts, but a lot of them are, and most of them will appear to be cunts while they trawl the streets like zombies protesting something that they barely, if at all, understand.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags