I would like to nominate Germany/Germans for a massive cunting
Opening with an excellent article written by Simon Heffer (Telegraph) in May 2016
Chancellor Merkel has ensured her country prospers while others suffer.
The arsenal of fear must almost be nearly exhausted. Those daring to vote to leave the EU will inflict on Britain collapsing house prices (according to George Osborne and Christine Lagarde of the IMF, who should worry about the EU’s unemployment-soaked economies); a “technical” recession (Mark Carney, a “technical” Irish-Canadian with a long record of error, who for this disgraceful political interference should be kicked back to Ottawa); and, of course, the Third World War (Mr Cameron). It’s clearly a Corporal Jones moment for the Remainers, though any cries of “don’t panic” come far too late: they are manifestly drowning in it.
“What must we fear if we stay? Not merely relentless uncontrolled immigration (and the lies told about it), putting such burdens on our schools, hospitals and infrastructure that UK citizens suffer, but the inevitability of our nation’s destiny being increasingly subject to the wishes of foreigners whom we don’t elect. I am not talking about the amorphous idea of “Brussels”: I’m talking about Germany.
Five years ago I wrote a piece referring to the control Angela Merkel exerted over Europe as “the Fourth Reich”. I was accused of a horrible breach of taste. However, when one looks at German power today one realises that she had hardly even started. The key to German success is this: it participates in a weak currency (whose value would collapse without it) enabling its exports to sell far more cheaply than had it retained the Deutschmark. Therefore, it continues to grow in economic strength relative to its partners (including us) but especially those in the Eurozone, notably France and Italy, who would benefit greatly from restoring the Franc and the Lira.
Any net exporter in the EU (which we are most certainly not) also benefits hugely from the vast and incomprehensible welter of EU regulations on products and employment law, which keep external competitors at arm’s length and pile costs on them if they wish access to the single market.
Germany is so rich, and getting richer at the expense not least of its partners that it can afford to pretend globalisation isn’t happening. We are not so fortunate, and leaving the EU to avoid all these regulations and take proper advantage of the wider world is not the least reason why we must vote to get out.
Dr Savvas Savouri (chief economist at the leading investment business Toscafund) points out that if we stay in the EU there will be huge costs for us from all this chaos, despite being out of the Eurozone. “Having renewed our vows to remain in the EU ‘through sickness and in health’ we will be required to contribute to funding the fiscal efforts being applied to our ever more sickly EU partners,” he writes. The costs will be huge, and once we have committed ourselves to remain we will be forced to join the communal effort to save ailing partners.
He also argues that such a wave of economic hardship will propel more impoverished Europeans across open borders into the UK: and don’t forget what Iain Duncan Smith disclosed last week, that Mr Cameron deleted a passage about controlling immigration from a speech he made because he was told it would upset the Germans. That is the reality of our relationship with the EU: if we choose to stay in, the Germans will ensure that we become ever more obedient to their policies – so stand by for their next project, Turkey’s admission to the EU, and all that would entail.
It was not just deeply offensive, but ironic, that Mr Cameron should last week have evoked the idea of another world war in his latest intelligence-insulting act of hysteria aimed at making us vote to stay in the EU. It is not just that our fathers and grandfathers fought in two world wars to allow Britain the right to continue to rule itself, rather than to be ruled by Germans: Mr Cameron plainly won’t admit that German domination of the EU means it has conquered without war, and signing up to the EU is signing up to the Fourth Reich.
Ask the Greeks if you think I exaggerate: Germany runs Europe without firing a shot. It forces far weaker partners to stay in a currency zone that is crippling them, and uses its economic muscle to dictate immigration and other key policies. And if you believe the Germans won’t take a UK vote to stay in as a signal to continue and intensify their control over the EU, and to make us help pay for its baleful effects, then you aren’t paying attention.
It’s not war we should fear, but what the Germans do in peace.
If this is not already enough I would like to add the following for your kind consideration:
Angela Merkel (again), for being a deranged lunatic strutting round in her frumpy outfits, continuing to spout utter fucking nonsense like some fucking guru and persevering with her ridiculous immigration policy for well over two years since the above article was written, and for the untold misery and death this has caused for the immigrants risking everything to get into mainland Europe and the countries they infest once they arrive.
Angela Merkel (again, and again) for plotting to replace Jean Claude Juncker in EU’s top role with a German. The successful appointee will be undoubtedly ably supported by Martin Selmayr (another German).
Martin Schultz.
Historians tell us Germany was the prime instigator of WW1 in which the total number of military and civilian casualties was around 40 million.
Historians tell us Germany was the prime instigator of WW2 in which somewhere between an estimated 70 million and 85 million people worldwide (or approximately 3% of the world’s population) died.
The USSR are portrayed as being the bad guys of Europe, however they fought alongside the British in both first and second world wars, against the Germans.
For people like Hitler, Himmler, Goring, Goebbels, Bormann, Hess, and for the horror that went on in the German concentration camps.
Germans, smug, arrogant, nasty bullies, who take what they want, either by force or by stealth.
In 2018, Germany (which as we all know is a hugely successful and very rich country) was unable to pay to NATO the full 2% of GDP contribution required, managing only just over 1%.
German music is shit (although I do know one ISAC used to fancy Nena, 99 Red Balloons).
German food is shit.
German wine is shit.
German comedy is not funny.
Some Germans wear strange leather trousers.
Germans do not get on with the Dutch (who are probably the nicest people I have had dealings with in Europe). One of my former colleagues once told me, that as a Dutchman, the biggest insult you could give him was to call him German.
They lie about their exhaust emissions in the cars that they sell.
Since 1966 they have beaten us at football in virtually every important match (2001 was a friendly), often on penalties.
German porn and beer “ist gut” but that’s about it.
Have I missed anything?
Nominated by Herr Villie Stroker
India Willoughby is a cunt. I’m listening to the Spectator podcast in the gym as I type this (6th October) and, seeing as they always get someone of an opposing view on to debate the main article she just happens to be that person this week. 
