The corporate cunts who run banks and airlines had a brainwave twenty or so years ago. Why not send all our unimportant jobs to India. All the sorts of jobs that young Henry and Jemima would never do. Customer service shit had already had that treatment so why not send the geek cunt jobs over there too? Nobody ever sees the speccy cunts here anyway and they never go outside in daylight so why not replace them with some Ginesh cunts instead? “Cost savings” and huge bonuses all round.

Except the chinless wonders hadn’t quite fathomed that all our large companies have decrepit old computer systems that even the spazzies and speccies over here struggle to understand. So how they expected Ginesh and Hardita fresh out of the University of Umapunapradesh to fare better is beyond me? But who cares eh cunts? They’re just cheaper. But actually, and here’s the best part, they’re not! Everything takes longer and/or goes wrong. Who knew?

Anyway, the fuck-ups are kept quiet for a while but then eventually you get one enormous catastrophic failure and the cunt at the top can’t hide that. But not to worry. He’s already got a job somewhere else on the directors’ merrygoround that is only open to the guilded few.

CUNTS!!!

Nominated by CuntishTown

Donald Tusk is a cunt.

Today he said he had “no grounds for optimism” for the summit. He said the Irish border is still a sticking point and that May needs to come up with a creative plan.

As he sees it, the only source of hope for a deal for now is the goodwill and determination on both sides. Really? Goodwill and determination from the euro twats? That’s not likely to happen.

May has made a shambles of this whole thing but she should never give any concessions to that euro knobber and the rest of the unelected arse biscuits.

Nominated by Bear Cunt

So Donald Duck – sorry Tusk – says that a no deal Brexit looks “more likely than ever and that there is “no cause for optimism”

That’s the most optimistic news on Brexit I’ve heard so far.

Fuck ’em

Nominated by Dioclese

Unfortunately, every one of us of a certain age has become all too familiar with the attitudes and actions of the ‘me generation’; those twats whose first and last thought in any situation is for their own interests, and fuck everybody else.
I nominate inconsiderate parkers as a prime and very common example of this selfish, self centred bunch of cunts. I came home earlier to find that some prick had parked across my driveway, preventing me from gaining access. When said prick returned a couple of hours later I pointed this out to him (quite politely), and received a ‘fuck you’ for my trouble from the turd (what used to be referred to a few years back as a ‘yuppie’ type).
You see the efforts of these thoughtless bastards everywhere. They park on the double yellow in the knowledge that they almost certainly won’t get done, but if they do, hey, it’s a few quid fine, what the heck. If traffic’s hindered, too bad. You’ll see them double parked with their ‘flashers’ on (that’s all right, then) so they can just call at the atm or take that all important mobile call which can’t wait a few minutes. You’ll see them park in the ‘disabled parking’ only space at the supermarket because they’re too fucking bone idle to walk the length of themselves. You’ll see ‘yummy mummy’ causing chaos outside the local school with her Chelsea tractor parked five feet from the kerb. You’ll see them bumped up on pavements, which makes life very difficult to those of limited mobility or in wheelchairs. I’ve even seen cars parked across fire exits; some people really do not give a flying fuck.
I sometimes even get angry with myself for being such a law abiding citizen, because nothing would give me greater pleasure than taking a Stanley knife to the bodywork or the tyres of vehicles belonging to these inconsiderate shits. ‘Me generation’? ‘Generation Cunt’ more like.

Nominated by Ron Knee

There appears to be a rare sub-human species closely linked in Darwinian research to Neanderthal Man who’s only career option is to become a receptionist at GP surgeries across the country.

These people immediately turn into a cave man morphed into a traffic warden – possibly the most unpleasant example of sub-human excrement in society.

I have had the pleasure of accompanying my 82 year old mother on a trip to her caring GP surgery today and have encountered a typical GP receptionist which (if only) Damien Hurst were to cut in two and place in formaldehyde would send the art world into rapture looking at the words ‘Total Cunt’ running through the body like a stick of Brighton Rock.

‘Leave me alone and sit over there’ the cunt helpfully informs us as we arrive at 9.20 for her 9.30 appointment. Despite frequent reminders that we still have the misfortune of visiting their premises (and allowing the Practice to claim their Porsche money from HMG) and regularly being told to fuck off in all but words, lunch time rolls around and it is becoming clear that the cunts are going to fuck off to the pub having totally forgotten about us.

After 4 hours of waiting, a GP finally agrees to defer the pub lunch visit by 5 minutes and do a shit job of dealing with said Mum all the while we were having to put up with the stench of burning martyr.

Now I know why I personally avoid these places at all odds – I would be surprised if I have visited the fucking GP 3 times in the last 30 years – it really does feel that a slow and painful death is preferable to dealing with the god complex freak that sits behind the front desk.

Maybe next time I have to go there I will bring my shotgun…….

Nominated by Proper Cunt

The English

Biggest bunch of cunts the world has ever seen. They thought they ruled the world. They thought they were so superior and now they´re reaping the bounty of their arrogance. They took over Wales and Scotland but ending up being ruled by some of the biggest Celtic jerkoffs ever spawned – Lloyd George, Campbell-Bannerman, MacMillan, Douglas-Home, Blair, Brown. (Fortunately lesbian kick-boxer Ruth Davidson, about to give birth to a test tube sprog, has ruled herself out as the next leader because the puir wee lassie cannae cope wi´ the strain of replacing Theresa May.)

The English let a Scotsman called Haig who commanded the army in WWI become a hero back home by killing more Englishmen than Robert the Bruce, William Wallace and Bonnie Prince Charlie combined through his incompetence. And the English made him an earl!. Serves them right for ditching their Scottish Stuart overlords for a bunch of German princelings.
They also let all the other subject races flood into their country and now moan about it. Londonstan, Birminghamstan, Manchesterstan etc. They can´t even play the sports they invented like cricket, football and rugby.

BTW although I am a member of the SNP, love Nicola Sturgeon – and the European Union – and gave that poverty-stricken Alex Salmond a couple of bawbees for his legal defence, I like the ISAC site. Pity it is so anti-Scottish, anti-Irish and anti-Welsh. But what can you expect from a bunch of servile Saxons, descendants of Germans, who got their arses kicked by their French overlords and have never gotten over it?

Nominated by Dr Cameron

( Published in the interests of racial equality. We really don’t care what nationality you are – a cunt is a cunt. But especially the Scots 😉 )