I think the answer lies in the soil, as Arthur Fallowfield often said**

Well squeaky voiced gardener/radio DJ/lifestyle magazine TV presenter seems to think that we do not pay enough for our food!. Clearly he hasn’t been in one of the many big supermarkets lately, and seen the prices rise, quicker than Dirty Ange’s frock when she sees a football team or army barracks.

Only a man who has got rich on sofa TV and rewriting the same gardening book and articles for forty years could possibly think that. Let them eat (carrot) cake, eh Al?

**Arthur Fallowfield was the old rustic who used to appear on Beyond Our Ken on the Light Programme in the late 50s and early 60s. He was played by Kenneth Williams. I really am feeling my age today!

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

No, its not the latest supervillain from the Marvel Universe, Ali C. Lopez or Gorlock the Destroyer as it is better known as is a trans thing, blogger, social media personality and influencer.

Looking like Jabba the Hutt and the Predator aliens love child its anyone’s guess what it is influencing, maybe its own gravitational pull or time zone? Having been given the moniker in 2023 by a Twitter user following an appearance on the Whatever Podcast, Gorlock has now due “to the internets meme culture, helped solidify their place in pop culture”.

What a ringing endorsement for western civilization and society. Like a bow tie on a dog turd. A sick caricature of womanhood and female identity too. Maybe Surkeer wants to start showing this freak in schools too like the TV drama Adolescence. But its only naughty Andrew Tate and far-right incels who we need to worry about poisoning young minds.

YouTube.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

https://www.biggreenprize.com/win-an-electric-car-uk/

Sometimes you almost feel sorry for Ed Miligoon. A simple individual, easily outwitted by a bacon sandwich and led into blind obedience to a charismatic cult leader. Even if that leader is just an uneducated, autistic, Swedish mutant and knows as much about the climate as Harvey Price knows about nuclear physics.

Anyone capable of independent, rational thought knows that Nut Zero is impractical, unaffordable and completely futile. But the cult member is not capable of independent, rational thought of course. So on goes Ed, destroying the nation’s energy independence, forcing heat pumps, EVs and solar panels on all of us just to please the mighty Guru herself, St Greta the untouchable.

Except that Ed’s Fantasy World of unlimited free energy (yeah right) does have a habit of crashing into reality. Take electric cars for example – basically no one wants one. So welcome cunters to the Big Green Prize Company, who have hit upon the brilliant idea of………giving them away free in a prize draw.

But why stop there I ask? Can I have one as a raffle prize for our local Church fete? How about giving them away with boxes of Cornflakes? Or tubes of Pringles? And wouldn’t pulling Christmas Crackers be much more exciting if you knew there was a chance yours contained ‘Congratulations, you’ve won an EV’.

Actually, on second thoughts I think I’d rather have a paper hat, a corny joke and a piece of plastic shit than a milk float.

Despised and ridiculed in equal measure.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

In addition to Pauls excellent post, I would like to cunt wankers on roundabouts who are mentally unable and cannot be arsed to get in the right fucking lane and stay in it.

The other day I was going around a roundabout, some fucking wanker decides he/it/her wants the lane I am in. Two flashes on the indicator and in.

WTAF? You are supposed to have space to manoeuvre you bell end.

Lot of anchor action and er indoors giving the finger to the twat.

It’s about time the porkers got busy patrolling the roads.

YouTube. (Link provided by Sam Beau)

Nominated by : CuntyMort