I have set this for publishing because it is an important subject my Lord, however, any more nominations without a link will be binned C.A.

Now this is quite a serious matter, but one that fortunately effects only a few people.
It is unfortunately hereditary so you should have the good sense too get yourself checked.
The current Government has come up with a lot of humiliating ideas (mainly via taxation and legislation) to inflict on the British public, but this one must of been thought up by some raving homo.
The mass fisting of the UK male population over the age of 50!
Now what the fuck was that about? an attempt to rationalise or de stigmatize bum fun?
I am rather glad that idea was vetoed by the NHS and I am sure you all are too.

Nominated by Lord Benny.

There is a difference between who we are and what we are.

Christian (noun) is who we are, and Christians throughout the world are united by that.

Christian (verb) are what some people chose to be.
They may chose to go to church, pray and worship to demonstrate their Christianity.

I don’t go to church. I don’t believe in God and I think that the Bible is mostly nonsense.
But I was born in a Christian country and I share the basic Christian core values.

Christianity has profoundly shaped the world we now live in.

Early Christian schools were initially set up so that people could learn how to read the Bible.
That was their sole purpose, which evolved over many years into Christian organisations founding some of the world’s most influential universities.

Without Christianity we would not have the artwork, music or literature that we enjoy today.
These things came about by the desire to depict, praise and spread the word of the scriptures.

We would not have the health care system that we often rely on today without the devout Christian Fabiola.
She set up the first hospital in the western world in around 400AD for the care of the poor and sick.
The first recognised hospital in the world was set up by St. Basil some 40 year’s earlier in the middle East, around 250 years before Islam was established.

Without the care and compassion of Christians we would not have charities that benefit millions of people throughout the world.

The legal systems in many, if not all devoloped countries in the world have their roots in the teachings of the Bible.

Whether you belive in Christ or not is irrelevant.
The fact is that many people have done and still do, and that belief has profoundly shaped the world that we live in.

So how are people celebrating the monumental event of Christ’s birth?

Colin the Caterpillar is the fastest selling Christmas bauble in the UK, with people allegedly ‘raving’ about him.
He comes with a loop that will allow him to be hung from an often fake, Scandinavian tree alongside other irrelevant crap.

GB news

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

Perhaps I’m in the minority but I contend that we’ve more than enough foreign nutters to “welcome” to have to pay for this wicked cunt to stay safe and warm.

It seems unfortunate to me that the principle of simple good vs evil has been forgotten,likely replaced by an army of well paid “mental health support workers” and “social workers” to help the cunts reintegrate into society.

Fuck that,hang the wicked cunt and have done.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

itv news

Ivy, who has chosen not to disclose her full name ( but is ok with having her photo published ) , is a mum of three from Hinckley, who says that scrapping the two child benefit cap would ” change her life ” as she would be able to feed her family without having to use a food bank.

A few observations.
First, she doesn’t look like she’s missed a meal in her life, and fuck me, someone fell into that three times without a safety harness?

Also, she’s obviously a benefits claimant, as the removal of the cap has no impact on parents who support their families without State aid.

She can vote, although probably doesn’t. There needs to be some kind of step back in time that only allows tax payers to vote, or some kind of IQ test has to be passed.

It’s plainly obvious that the wider implications of allowing benefit payments for every child has completely passed her by. I do wonder if the push to have a child labelled with ADHD might slow down, though probably not until the Motorbility scheme is overhauled.

Dear me, is this the best the media can find, to spin the straw of the recent budget into gold?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest and seconded by Odin below.

I would like to second this cunting.

Purely because the fragrant (BO, chip fat and knock ofF Marc Jacobs) Ivy is in possession of numerous shit tattoos and eyes that suggest she is seeing someone else, other than the scatter who lives with her, but claims to be NFA.

Get a fucking job, Ivy. You fat, cross eyed, Labour Voting , benefit breeding cunt.

I came across this little gem quite by accident, and the headline naturally appealed to me….a savings account offering a 50% bonus….with a catch? I thought, what’s the catch? Normally high return accounts only offer this if your have shitloads to save, and even then if you invest it for 10 years and you don’t touch it.

So, I watched our resident shirt lifter Martin Lewis explain to to me in the attached video what it’s all about. Apparently it’s only open to low income workers who are also on Universal Credit, whereby over a period of 2 years saving the government (ie..us, the taxpayer) will reward these savers with a 50% bonus of the highest amount they have saved in that 2 year period. So if you save a grand in the first year, then decide to remove all but a quid of it by the second year, us tax payers will give those on UC a bonus of £500!!

Now, forgive me but if you are drawing benefits from us hard working tax payers because you ‘have no money’ then surely you shouldn’t have enough ‘spare’ to save? And even if you have, wy the fuck are the tax payers paying such a high bonus for saving OUR money to recive it?

Bonkers….and a cunt.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger