is a cunt.

Just when you thought he was on his last legs, Elton John makes a miraculous comeback.
Having been out of the limelight for all of 6 months, it appears that Fat Reg needs the attention of his adoring public once again. Not to mention their hard earned cash.
Reg and his ‘husband’ David, have produced an alcohol free fizz to help them with their teetotal lifestyle of dinner parties and whatnot.
Apparently, they liked it so much that they thought it would be a nice idea to flog it in Sainsbury’s at 10 quid a pop.
Certainly a great idea if your the ones raking in the profits.
Most 75 year olds with something north of one hundred million in the bank wouldn’t bother, but people like him can’t help themselves. They can never earn enough.
And to cap it all off. Far from Glastonbury being his ‘final’ performance, he’s playing the rock in Rio festival this summer.
Doubtless for another fat cheque.
That’s if he lives that long.
Which he fucking well will, without a doubt.
I fear we’ll never be rid of him.

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Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.

The chief wooden top and his underlinings were hauled up in front of a parliamentary committee to justify banning Maccabi fans from attending the match against Aston Villa.

Lots of fucking waffle gold command, silver command, bronze command, word salads, intelligence (obviously missing) public safety and so on.
MPs skirting around the issue, why couldn’t one of them just cut to the chase.

‘You were scared of upsetting the P*ki mob and scared that you might have to front up to them in riot gear so looked for any excuse to stop the Maccabi fans from going to match’

PS, the chief wooden top sounds like a right fucking pansy.

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Nominated by Sick of it and further info by Unkle Terry and Cuntstable Cuntbble below.

Craig Guildford is a cunt.

The encapsulation of the higher echelons of the Police Farce, willing to lie to cover up for his cowardice in banning a footballing contest involving Israeli team Maccabi Tel Aviv..

All because “The decision to bar Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from attending a match against Aston Villa in November was due to safety concerns, according to West Midlands Police.”..

The safety concerns are that hundreds of terrorist loving ragheads would have been out on the hunt for Israelis to murder, whilst the police no doubt fucked off elsewhere looking for sad cunts using AI to make topless images of Yvette Cooper.

It’s appeasement of the islamist mob,a core Labour vote(for now) and yet another low point for a police force heavily indoctrinated by woke ideology.

A final quote from Home Office minister Alex Norris is the final nail in this rotten coffin of lies..

“Home Office minister Alex Norris said ministers would wait for the report before making a judgment on “how to go forward” regarding Craig Guildford’s future.”

Arse kissing Quisling faggőts.

Oven.

The censorship of the evil amongst us.

”Police chief retires over Israeli fans ban row”

Now what was this really about?

There was a very real risk of disorder and even death at this football game. The scum that pass for police nowadays covered up the real threat by fabrication. The Jewish fans were therefore the problem, naturally.

However the actual threat came from the barbaric cult of hatred – Islam. The cops knew this but as is trendy nowadays, blamed Israel and the Israelis.
We are ignoring the real problems – terrorism, grooming, mistreatment of women, rape and sexual assault because we seek to pacify the moslems.
I fucking despair. And the majority of the MPs that sit for Labour will support this pacification.

is a cunt.

Remember VHS tapes? Remember the biggest inconvenience of getting a rental movie was having to rewind the tape because the previous cunt didn’t bother? After that, it was press Play and after a few moments your movie would start. Yes, the picture quality wasn’t always the best. Yes, you might have to dick around with the tracking control to get rid of the black and white bands of picture interference. But you didn’t have to wait long before the opening credits were rolling and you could enjoy the show.

Fast forward (see what I did there?) to today and we have big screen hi-def TVs, multi-channel surround sound systems and hi-def digital discs of your favourite movies. You’ve paid good money for a movie, it’s spinning up in the disc player and you’re moments away from immersing yourself in a visual and audible feast.

Not so fast.

Fucking trailer of another film you’re not interested in. So you’ve basically paid to be advertised to, thus wasting your time and money. Oh wait, the player won’t skip past it either because the main menu option is temporarily disabled on the remote. Bastards! Use fast forward, that’ll fix ’em. Oh wait, another trailer. And another. And another. Finally you get past that crap. Time for the movie you actually paid for? Nope.

A full screen of stills and action sequences from the movie and somewhere buried in there is the option to actually start the movie. Finally, we’re off, right? Nope.

Full screen whine about piracy not being a victimless crime. Yeah, I know. I paid for the fucking disc so can I watch my movie now, please? Nope. Next we get a screen telling us the views and opinions expressed on the disc do not necessarily represent those of the studio who released the film. Really? I honestly thought Liam Neeson was the official spokesperson for Sony Pictures. Do fuck off.

Movie time now? Nope. Next it’s an announcement from Interpol about copyright theft. And you can’t skip that either. Just to make sure you’re even more irritated, the same fucking message comes up next in French, FFS! Can I watch the movie now? Nope.

Full screen telling me the movie’s rating. I don’t care.
Next, full screen telling me it’s a Universal Pictures release. I don’t care.
Next, it’s some animated graphic about the production company. I don’t care.
Next, it’s some logo bollocks about the distribution company. I don’t care.
Next, I’m told it’s a Steven Spielberg movie. I don’t care.
Next, I’m informed who the producer is. I don’t care.
Next, I’m told who the producer worked in association with. I don’t care.

On and on this goes.

I’ve actually timed this on some discs and if you sat through all this crap, it’ll be 15+ minutes before you actually see the first frames of the movie you paid for. That’s pathetic, very annoying and an absolute cunt.

Nominated by : Immigration Yank.

are cunts.

This is an ongoing issue and the absolute bugbear of any road user who has the misfortune to have to drive ( or be driven ) over these ploughed fields masquerading as roads.

Quite apart from the danger of a collision if someone unexpectedly jinks into your path trying to avoid one, there’s the issue of potentially expensive damage to your vehicle should you hit one.

Not to worry, you can always claim from the council can’t you?

Wrong! They have the perfect loophole.
You can’t claim if the pothole is
A. Scheduled for repair, or
B. Hasn’t been reported, so they didn’t know about it.

Got you coming and going, haven’t they? How do you disprove either scenario?

As a matter of interest, the Telegraph has published an article about this, which is behind a pay wall on line, but mentioned that those whose claims were successful are those on two-wheeled transport who suffered significant injury.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Let me present you with a typical school headmaster – an arrogant man who is good at dishing it out, but not so happy having to take it. Felton decided to attack his deputy with an offensive weapon, and inflicted injuries on him. This was is March 2025, now, just ten months later, the sanctimonious old cunt has been arrested, tried, imprisoned – and released!. Just imagine if he had been a lorryn driver or a factory worker. I am sure the would have been looking at a 3/5 year sentence, but poor old Felton, even with his derisory sentence, was shitting himself. “I was afraid I would be raped” (at 54 with a face like that – Christ he has a high opinion of himself!).

Thankfully, the old lags took to “sir” and gave him an easy time.

Given the ludicrously short sentence and the violence displayed by the old bugger, I wish some big black quare had taken a liking to him inside.

Two Tier sentencing in action:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.