Whose that you ask.. an obnoxious ape for starters. He is a kick streamer? “fucked if I know”. Born to a Somali father and a Ethiopian mother so a real piece of shit then..

This low IQ cunt goes to other countries and films himself insulting people and their cultures.

Recently banned from Japan for remarking about the Fukushima nuclear accident.

So Johnny thought he would give south Korea a go.. and being a thick dàrkìe he continued where he left off..

But the good people of South Korea have had enough, he got punched in the face a couple of days ago.
And last night “30 Oct” got beaten up again..

Like all of these cunts when harassed, starts threatening to call the police..
Trust me malteaser head the Korean police won’t care.

People are sick and tired of black people’s antics, if we want to see monkeys behaving badly we will go to the zoo.

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt, additional links by Sam Beau and Hard Brexit Cunt.

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If left by herself Mrs Cunter will take advantage and watch the crap that she likes on Casa Cunter’s Big Television.

Of course when I am around she is banished to the bedroom to watch her Emmerdale Enders and Coronation Farm on The Small Television.

That’s normal and the way things should be.

There are rare occasions when I will allow her to watch her late night shite on The Big Telly.

These are usually the American crime dramas and Criminal Minds is one of her favourites.

For those who have never seen it, the programme is about the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI.
They catch serious criminals by predicting their behaviour.

I will outline the cast:-

The moody, tortured soul who is in charge. He has a broken marriage behind him.
His sidekick who started the unit in the first place and is like a kindly uncle to everyone else.
The tough, fit guy that the women in the team get moist about. Played by a black guy, obviously.
The floppy haired skinny boffin that talks really quickly because all intelligent people talk really quickly in America.
A couple of moderately pretty girls that despite being short and skinny can take on any knife wielding serial killer with their bare hands.

And the strangest one of all of them is a fat, wacky blonde who solves all of the crimes using her computer which has about a dozen screens.
Her name is García.

That’s where things get really stupid because this is how they ALWAYS catch the bad guys…….

“Hey Garcia. We are looking for a white guy in the 3 states area aged between 26 and 42 with a limp”.

(García taps away on her computer).
We have 2.196.

“He will have black hair, slightly balding”.

Tap. Tap. Tap.
867.

“He would have recently given up smoking”

Tap. Tap. Tap.
19.

“His shoe size is 10 and a half”

Tap. Tap. Tap.
Just the one! He used his credit card 5 minutes ago to buy bog roll.
I will send you his address and he will probably be on the shitter.

Absolute fucking nonsense and Mrs Cunter loves it.
The worrying thing is that she enjoys anything about murders and serial killers.

Perhaps she is looking for tips on how to get away with it herself.

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Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

I would like to nominate David Goldstone for a cunting. This cunt has been appointed as Rachel Thieves’ new Value for Money tsar.

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Now we all know Labour is going to spend the next 5 years wasting our money but this cunt has a lot of form for wasting money. Here are some examples:

1. He oversaw delivery of the London Olympics: initial budget of £2.45bn, final cost of £9.35bn.
2. He ran the London Legacy Development Corporation, supervising cost overruns for the London Stadium and the East Bank development in Stratford, east London.
3. He was COO at the Ministry of Defence which the Commons Public Accounts Committee said had been guilty of “repeatedly wasting taxpayers’ money”.
4. He led the Houses of Parliament Restoration & Renewal Delivery Authority for four years, during which time no renovations took place.
5. He is the Treasury’s board representative on the HS2 project, apparently aimed at stemming further costs overruns (LOL).

He will be earning £950 for one day’s work each week in this role. Given his previous, this cunt certainly won’t be Value for Money.

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

No, I’m not referring to ordinary Trump supporters. I’m referring to the MAGA diehards. The ones for whom Trump can do no wrong. The ones who dismiss every attempt to criticise/scrutinise him and his policies as a ‘deep state conspiracy.’ The ones who believe he is God in human form, and would quite literally jump off a cliff for him. The ones who literally stormed the Capitol because they couldn’t accept that he lost.

It is creepy to see any politician – and yes, that is what he is now – hero worshipped to this extent. Dare I say it, there are even echoes of Jonestown in his Movement, inasmuch as both him AND Jim Jones present(ed) themselves as heroic saviours who hold the keys to a perfect utopian future. Hopefully if he loses the horrid cult will go away.

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Nominated by Angry Cunt.

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Hallo nochmal, meine kleinen Biertrinker

It all started quite a while ago
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When there was an earthquake somewhere the news people would all say “… and that measured 5.6 on the Richter scale”.

Don`t know about you, but how many other fucking earthquake scales do you know? Now they just say “magnitude 5.6”– it took about 70 years for them to drop the `Richter` bit.

What has persisted though are a few annoyingly (to me) random phrases.

Cliché №1 – An area the size of Wales.

Unfortunately, I know where Wales is, but I have absolutely no fucking idea how big the thing is. But suppose this story was going out internationally; how many Americans would know what the size of Wales is? How many Americans would know where Wales is, for that matter? I suppose they could change it to “an area the size of Texas”. And we`re back to square one.

Cliché №2 – The weight of about 4 elephants.

African or Indian? Male or female? How many London double-decker buses does that equate to? As if suddenly the penny drops when they use that comparison – Ja!, it all makes sense, now I know how heavy that thing is when you compared it to the elephants!

I won`t go on, but I`m sure you catch my drift.

I do know this, though. Most of the Kinder who pass for `journalists` these days after doing a YouTube course via soshullmeeedia possess the journalistic knowledge of a whelk. Or, to put it another way, the knowledge all of them have could be all tattooed on the balls of an ant.

Poland, of course, is a different matter

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Nominated by Adolph Schicklgrüüber, seconded by Geordie Twatt.

I would like to second Herr Schicklgruber’s nomination of Meaningless Dimensional Comparators with three of my own:

1. Football pitches
Flabbott’s/Nugee’s/Lizzo’s bloomers cover the same area as 14 football pitches.

2. Double decker buses end to end
Flabbott’s/Nugee’s/Lizzo’s bloomers would cover 50 double decker buses parked end to end.

3. Times around the world
The elastic from Flabbott’s/Nugee’s/Lizzo’s bloomers, stretched to its limit, would go 3 times round the world.

Pointless drivel churned out for those whose cerebral development came to a grinding halt in kindergarten, eh Adolph?