is a cunt.

a 24 year old father of two was stopped driving his Mercedes

A search of the car, and a subsequent search of a houseboat uncovered quantities of class A drugs and mobile phones that provided evidence of intent to supply.

He’s been handed a custodial sentence, which is about a fifth of what he should have got, in my opinion.

Ok, it’s an all too familiar story. After all, unemployed 24 year olds usually drive Mercs, don’t they? So what’s roused my ire?

Well, the fucking headline. Am I supposed to feel sorry for the drug dealing cunt? Who, incidentally, had “no other related offenses”, so known to the police, then?

All together now.

🎵I saw Daddy behind steel bars…

yahoo news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Oh gawd….the country’s oldest bachelor boy has reappeared to let us know that he is still alive but more importantly that he was diagnosed with prostate cancer and is now on the mend.

He urged men to “get tested, get checked”. Maybe all that sun in the Caribbean has fried his brain. Has he tried to see a GP or a specialist and then wait months for treatment? This wizened old ballbag almost certainly has private healthcare and is not at the mercy of Our NHS which is in the middle of its annual winter permacrisis and doctors strikes.

Maybe he’d like Tracy from the canteen to give him an examination in the medical supplies cupboard because they are short-staffed and have no wards available or some Africunt with a with a qualification from a backstreet diploma factory who thinks his prostate is in his ear? Its especially galling as he is now using the very same media that he lamented for press intrusion into his private life to whine about his ills. Its almost as if he has a nationwide tour to promote and a calendar to sell.

To add insult to injury Cliff also wants to work with King Charles to raise awareness on cancer….well chimp lad can fuck off as well. He is another rarefied old throbber who needs a dose of the real world.

‘We don’t talk anymore’ the care home favourite once sang. Christ, if only.

Daily Mirror.

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

In this wonderful world of cctv, their is a lot of footage about of people doing some nasty shit.

It fucks me off when the said person in the footage denies it, but fuck me when the press and other media refer to them as the “alleged” it somewhat interferes with my mental interface.
Currently some rag head is languishing in a hospital bed recovering from multiple perforations sustained from the police (confirmed) whilst he allegedly opened fire on a bunch of civilians!!!!!!!!!

I don’t think that it was alleged, I definitely saw him get shot by the police (confirmed) and I am pretty sure it was him on the video shooting at the civilians, unless we have some ridiculous JFK scenario (Puff of smoke behind the grassy knoll) and the bloke had a blank firing replica!

what a load of bollocks.

I appreciate innocent until proven guilty, but fuck me when its screamingly obvious can we skip that part and not have our intelligence insulted!

The Grauniad.

Nominated by : Lord benny

Checkout Charity is not only a cunt, it’s a subtle form of shaming.

Now, what is Checkout Charity. If you’ve been in certain chain stores, Poundland is one ( if ever a shop needed a name change, eh?), possibly your regular supermarket, you get to the point of paying and get the following message.

” Would you like to donate £1 to our supported charity? ”
Or possibly
” Would you like to round up your total to the nearest £, for our supported charity? “.

Now, you’re in a rush, there’s a queue of muttering pensioners behind you hissing ” hurry up, FFS “, you get flustered and press the green for go button!

It used to be prevelant, but not so much these days, which is mainly due, apparently, to a healthy distrust by the public of how much actually reached the charities.

The Conversation.

Do people really feel guilty about pressing the “Hell, no!” button. I don’t, and never have.

Over to you.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Apologies if this has been done already, I just remembered this weak excuse of a man this afternoon..

Peter Ettedgui, the more retarded brother of Andy Burnham and Michael McIntyre has after 50 years, remembered nigel farage made some comments to him.

I mean we all do have memory lapses from time to time, but that’s normally were did I put my car keys.

But good old Pete’s memories have suddenly flooded back.
And the BBC, home of the black and white minstrels and it ain’t arf hot mum are apoplectic with rage..

Hilariously it’s made farage more popular with voters.. Still I shall wait eagerly till everyone who went to school from now until then, has their past raked over.
Should be fun..

Cry me a river Pete, you beta cuck.

inews

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.