Charity Ads
Give £5 a month for this, give £3 a month for that, and less often, a mere £2 a month for the next thing. Bollox to charity ads. The government should make sure that there is enough money for cancer research, living with cancer, guide dogs and whatever else these charities say are needed in this country. Note the word ‘needed’ and compare that to the money spunked on community art, yoof centres, faux road works etc. Fed up of these gimme money ads like I’ve time travelled back to Victorian times. The only ads that make me cry anymore are the animal ones and even they are proliferating and getting on my wick.

Yes I’m an old cynical cunt now.

Nominated by Cuntologist.

‘HE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS’ NHS DOCTOR

You think you have seen and heard a lot of things over the years, but this cunt takes the cheap, cardboard tasting NHS biscuit.

I would like to nominate this anonymous NHS doctor for a cunting as he claims that Brexit ‘ruined his marriage’. Yes, REALLY.

‘READ ALL ABAAAT IT! ‘ here: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/my-marriage-is-over-because-i-voted-for-brexit-a4012066.html

Apparently his German (who are mostly cunts anyway) doctor wife felt so devastatingly ‘betrayed’ by his leave vote (she voted remain, quelle surprise) that the marriage irrevocably ‘broke down’, the schweinhund dumped his arse and then fucked off quicker than a german sausage into Merkel’s piehole.

For the sake of fuck, what more is Brexit responsible for? Global hunger? The Polar Ice Caps melting? Getting Markle up the duff?

No dear, your wife doubtless left you because as an NHS Gynaecologist you probably spent far too many hours at work servicing a lot more fannies than her own, and that is never a good recipe for a successful marriage. I’m no Columbo, but that is my supposition.

Newsflash Dr. Snatch: Own your own marital shit!

Pathetic, blaming cunt.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

John McDonnell:

A nice 1970s unionised cunting please for that four eyed raddled old would-be Chancellor of the Exchequer, who wants unions to have even more power:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/john-mcdonnell-says-labour-would-let-uk-workers-go-on-sympathy-strikes-when-overseas-counterparts-a4012136.html

What a fuckwit. Probably cost him the next election though so every cloud has a silver lining.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Plastic Charity Bags are CUNTS

They are to my, and I am sure many others, annoyance an unwelcome infestation on my doormat
Now I cannot really say the bags themselves are cunts, it is the fucking idiots who run the charities, it is conceivable that once or twice a year I may have some clothing to donate.
Do these cunts seriously think that anyone will have clothing to donate every fucking week, I am averaging 1 to 2 bags every week flying in though my letterbox.

I don’t get it, the fucking nanny state have Imposed charging to take your shopping out of the supermarket to reduce the amount of plastic in the environment but allow these cunts to flood the world with charity bags of which maybe only the odd 0.1% will ever fulfil their intended use.

If charities had to pay 5p for each bag the push through letterboxes they may decide that once a year will be more realistic
Cunts!

Nominated by sick of it

David Lammy is still a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

➖ Has he made another humiliating clanger like his famous Mastermind gaffe? No.
➖ Has he been wittering on about fabricated close, personal friends whom he knew in the Grenfell roast? No.
➖ Well, has he been insisting we have another referendum because he didn’t like the outcome? Not especially.
➖ All police are fascists? No.
➖ Brexiteers are ignorant? Nope.
➖ A million Indians died in the first World War? Still no.
➖ Improved river access for homo squirrels? No.
➖ The Beatles, Shakespeare, Charlie Dickens, Boadicea, Jane Austen, and Henry V were all black? No, not yet yet.

Then why oh why is he being nominated? ➖ Because David Lammy is a cunt.

Let’s face it, with the queue for nominations being as lengthy as it is, this joker with his rice-pudding intellect and child-like view on life will have said or done something mind-numbingly fatuous by the New Year, the daft cunt.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous