Those who think in slow motion.
Those who move in slow motion.
Those who can’t help it.
Those who are shamelessly fucking aimless and lazy.

Whether it’s a small child that just won’t get out of your way, or an elderly lady who’s wasting time trying to open that heavy door.
Whether it’s sunday drivers, waiters, bartenders, cunts counting change, cunts scrounging change, dribbling fucks stabbing the cash machine keypad with one grubby finger that spends the rest of it’s life in their arse, those lucky daydreamers who don’t seem to know how contactless payment works, pedestrians crossing the road, pedestrians walking within my ten metre radius, people moving their car – “I’ll just be two minutes..” WILL YOU FUCK.

All these people are stealing my air, driving on my road, using my stuff, wasting my time.
They are also stinking fucking thieves as they are stealing the precious seconds of my life. Time I will never get back.

Consider this cunting a major thank you for the extra statistical ten years you have stolen by putting undue pressure on my cardio vascular system. Fucking cunts!!!

The biggest shame of it all is the progress our species may have made if only we weren’t busy dribbling and licking windows.
This species is fucked.

Sorry, that’s
F………u……..c………..k………..e………….d……

Nominated by Cuntflap

Jeremy Hunt
Hunt is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

“The UK will prosper and flourish on a no-deal” he has said today (13/12).

Oh really? He’s changed his mind a tad in the last two years, hasn’t he? Why wasn’t he this confident during the 2016 People’s Vote, the Remainiac slug? What could possibly have driven him to capitulate ….I mean, to see the light after nuzzling on the Fourth Reich schlong for so long, to suddenly be so thoroughly pro-Britain and zealous about extricating ourselves from these bloodsucking gangsters? Hmm.

This transparent and flimsy attempt to garner support for a potential leadership bid is embarrassing. If it were a popularity contest, he’d be there down there with urine lolly-ices. Not since the days of Kenneth Clark has a Health Secretary been so disliked.
Hmm, actually, perhaps Jeremy Hunt (potential rhyming slang) HAS got the required qualifications. After all, creepy, ambitious, perfidious, disingenuous, manoeuvring, deceitful cunts do rather well.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

I see Katie Price is asking for a cunting. Another cunt who has managed to blow 45 million on fuck all, is now in discussion with creditors. This plastic titted cunt of a woman should buy a fucking island with that other talentless once rich cunt Mel B and fuck off and live on it. I’m sure Katie will soon be bring out a line of anti dribble vests under the name of Harvey. Well she doesn’t seem scared to exploit the poor cunt if it gets her cash and her cunt ugly face in the tabloids. There are too many cunts who will not fuck off and are kept rich by brain dead fuckers who believe reality TV. Katie Price is a like a rat…………..she’s never more than 10ft away from a cock.

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt

I hate irritating government watchdogs and other health authority busy body cunts who constantly criticize the NHS for not being good enough in patient care.

These cunts just go round hospitals ticking boxes suggesting that front-line support isn’t good enough; or mental health is badly lacking; or out-patients are having to wait over 4 hours; or the ambulance service is slow to respond to calls; or there’s not enough midwives ….and on and on and on they moan and criticize and belittle…

These cunts don’t really ask themselves why the NHS can’t cope; of even if they do they won’t publicly admit it (growing population being one – but that’s racist of course); and neither do they take into consideration the constant budget cuts going on in every hospital across the land; that specialist care is in short supply and expensive; that there’s not enough trained people coming into the profession etc etc

But it also pisses me off how hard a lot of the NHS staff work in order to try and meet these unrealistic quotas and targets: front-line staff in A&E especially, who have to deal with a lot of ungrateful scumbags on a daily basis – especially all the pissheads & cokeheads at the weekends.

And then there are those cunty out patients who come in with a broken fingernail and make a great fuss about not being seen too within 10 minutes, and whinge on Fb about how shit the NHS is – even though they have probably never paid any contributions, but just love to exploit its free services.

Personally I think the NHS do a wonderful job (apart from management and all the other useless cunts in suits that don’t do anything other than to meet those targets anyway they can); and those watchdogs can go fuck themselves with their complaints – perhaps they should spend 6 months on the front-line trying to cope with more and more demanding patients on a dwindling budget before publicly having a pop at a poorly performing hospital.

They certainly tick my box called “CUNTS”

Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen

The Demonocracy of the EU is a Global sized Cunt.

Freedom in the EU does not exist, it is a false plant they tell us is democracy, but its roots are firmly anchored in Fascism.
After over a thousand years of the majority of the peoples of Europe’s nations striving, suffering and dying for democracy, for our nation to survive, we must de-couple from their cartel, a travesty and insult to Democracy.
Fact, there is documented evidence that the EU was conceived, founded and developed by ex Nazis, who were overlooked from being held to account by the Nuremburg trials.They worked in high and legal (sic) positions for the German chemical giants, IG Farben, Hoechst, Bayer and BASF whom were responsible for funding, aiding, abetting and running the Nazis and in return they were richly rewarded and promised dominance of their corporate industries world wide. They failed in their attempts then, but like a demonic phoenix, these corporate and political entities have arisen from the ashes of their 1940’s defeat, to plan and engineer yet another attempt at European and further, global domination.
After sixty power hungry years of bribery, jobs for the boys and public disinformation via media controlled outlets, many are in their pockets; politicians, bankers, the moneyed elite and heads of industries globally. Whilst engineering a dictatorship, they have pretended Democracy, whilst conning the nations of Europe into accepting their rule as absolute.
The European elected parliament is a fig leaf, with no effective powers to rein in an elite and corporately controlled European Commission from dominating nation states.That Commission chooses its own and the people of Europe have no/little say in the choice of their Officers and Executives. They are the antithesis of democracy and their powerful tentacles reach into every aspect of our lives, have held us fast and are now threatening to increase their strangleholds.
That is why we True Brits must continue our struggle and free ourselves from that nation destroying monster.
To suffer woes which hope thinks infinite.
To defy power that seems omnipotent.
Fuck you EU.

Nominated by The Spark is Cast