Dorset & Wiltshire Fire Service

Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service are cunts. Now, as usual with cuntings of this type I am not referring to the rank and file who put their lives on the line every day doing a job I couldn’t possibly handle. I’m on about the higher ups who have decided that it is a good idea to pursue the target of ensuring that 20% of its new recruits are from underrepresented groups.

Chief fire officer Ben Ansell was quoted as saying that “it is important that our organisation is reflective of the community we work for.” Erm, sorry, but no it isn’t – what’s important is ensuring that regardless of race, gender, sexuality etc the best people for the job get the job and those people are hired ON MERIT.

Jesus Christ does this diversity quota shit never end?

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32 thoughts on “Dorset & Wiltshire Fire Service

  1. Sounds like another cunt who has earned his stripes at university rather than practical first hand experience on the front line. A quick search from the 2011 census puts Dorset at almost 98% white and Wiltshire almost 94% so there seems no need to break out the steel drums and celebrate their diversity just yet. As for women firefighters unless they are built like Serena Williams what’s the point?

  2. Urgh, no the quota bullshit will never end it seems.

    How does it happen? Who is doing this? Obviously his bosses made him, but where does it all lead to? The government? A bunch of cunts trying to look good?

    Any why are these simplistic quota ideas taken on board by supposedly smart people?

    PC is the new religion!

  3. Its a slippery slope Cuntflap, how would a Sikh fireman wear a helmet with their turban or would a female firefighter be allowed inside a mosque to put out a fire?

    • Yeah and I’ve got an image of a mosque burning down cos the attending crew are female. Hmmm

    • Who remembers Derek Trotter’s special motorcycle crash helmet turbans??

      Can you imagine that making it into a comedy now?

    • Couldn’t agree more, Sir, Cleveland Fire Authority is having the same gun held to its head as I write. How many ‘peaceful’ parents would allow their fucking daughters to share a space at a Fire Station with the run-of-the-mill hairy-arsed, invariably white, fireman or firewoman, for that matter? Utter and complete Cunts.

  4. Despite the diverse and enriching demographic of the residents of Grenfell Tower, how many non-white fire fighters did you see risking their lives to save them? Nah, too dangerous, fuck that. White cunts can do it.

    • So what? If we’re going to have diversity quotas then it’s important that it also applies to people that fucking die, otherwise it ain’t fair. Statistics should tell us the death toll each and every day from the local population and if it doesn’t equate to the local demographics then we should send out cunts to make sure it is. London appears to be doing pretty well in making sure the peaceful death tally reflects the local brown colour.

  5. i wonder if this quota shit works the other way round?

    For example, the National Black Police Association. I don’t see many white faces on their website! Is this discrimination I wonder? And why isn’t there a National White Police Association? (But we all know the answer to that one don’t we!)

    In fact, going back to the NBPA’s website, they have a web page devoted to “National Initiative of Leadership & Empowerment (NILE)”

    So never mind about catching fucking criminals and keeping the streets safe, let’s just focus on Identity politics and empowerment!

    Next thing the emergency services will only answer calls for help based on quotas. Imagine the scenario…

    “Help, police, I am being raped!!” says a white woman in distress
    “Please answer this question. Are you white or black?” says the 999 operator
    “white!”
    “Ah, sorry madam, we have reached our daily quota of coming to the aid of white women. Please try again tomorrow. Good bye…. and good luck, honky!”

    This may sound like a fanciful joke today, but give it time…………

  6. These recruitment drives really work. A FOI request revealed Peacefuls recruited to the Army as follows:

    2014: 20
    2015: 20

    Clearly, these are the ones who, at the first medical, tested negative for work-shyitis.

    %age of Peacefuls in UK is around 4.4%. %age in Army is around 0.55%.

    Spending millions on recruiting drives is a waste of time, cos we won’t pay them cash in hand.

    • Never mind that, just count how many turn up at any blood donor session. Almost fucking none from my experience.

  7. Can’t agree with my fellow cunters here, for once.

    As a prolific arsonist of many decades standing, it has been my greatest dream to work for the Fire Brigade, and watch my own handiwork from the top of a ladder…

    Help Britain Burn; You Know It Makes Sense.

  8. To get the top jobs, one must tick the right on boxes. Any cunt who craves promotion so badly, that they lick the rings of those who hire, deserve all the shit and piss that falls upon them.
    I hope that the forthcoming Brexit fiasco triggers an uprising, one in which, all those cunted on this magnificent site, fall to their doom down the shit shute of life.

    As for the Wiltshire Service? Just another one of far too many.

    Cunts the lot of them.

    Long live Tommy Robinson

    • Sammy Davis. I believe he became a Jew because he was helped by Jews in the entertainment world. Muhammad Ali. Basically converted for political reasons. Sinead comes to mind. She hasn’t really converted TO Islam. It is a reaction to her Catholic upbringing.

    • Dio; have just added your blog to my bookmarks and look forward to a good browse later! Lovely with a brew and a custard cream… better throw a bourbon in there to hit my quota.

  9. These diversity types would be the religious maniacs singing about the coming of the lord and burning in hell for blasphemy a century ago. PC is indeed the new religion.

  10. 28% of the population in Dorset are 65 or over (national average is 18%). This is another important part of the community which is shamefully misrepresented within the local Fire Service.

    Assuming that 50% of them are female, then a truly representative target for the new recruitment drive should be 14% women over the age of 65.

    “Hurry up Gladys, head for the pole, we’ve had a shout!”

    “Pardon?”

    “HURRY UP GLADYS, WE’VE HAD A SHOUT !”

  11. I think we have to accept that the most discriminated element of society are middle aged white brexit males. Disgusting but reality.

    • Yes it’s the elitists’ mantra of: “Keep paying the taxes to pay for the follies of the rest of the demographic groups that hate you and shut the fuck up as you’re not allowed a say you waysist, sexist, xenophobic, transphobic, Islamaphobic cunts! Common Sense has no place in our culturally enriched, diverse and inclusive society!”

      So that’s you told!

  12. Great Idea, so the Fire Brigade recruit a load of peacefuls, they will have to provide a prayer room, a canteen that is Halal, if there are any women in the same watch they will have to wear head scarves so as not to offend.
    Multiculturalism ……. doesnt work, so why bother promoting diversity.
    Country has gone mad.

  13. It’s racial discrimination clothed in PC diversity speak. It is nothing new. The Nuremberg laws of Nazi Germany, the apartheid laws of South Africa and of course the racial discrimination laws that provided a template for the Nazis in that bastion of freedom and democracy the good old US of A are it’s forerunners. The UK is governed by fascists. The target of their discrimination is white British born citizens. Ansell is a fascist cunt who should have a fire hose rammed up his arse and be given a good wash out because he spouts shit. Oh, and the Corbynista communist cunts are no different. They’re a lot worse. After all it was Comrade fucking Bliar who started this crap. Have a good look at Singapore and see how well a meritocracy functions Ansell you limp-wristed worthless piece of shite.

  14. Mmmmmm Snowflake Firepersons ( Not Firemen) it never ends politically correctness The person who is best qualified gets the job end of

  15. It seems my lovely county of Wiltshire is becoming just as badly afflicted with this PC nonsense as everywhere else. What a pity.

  16. Anybody who dies as a result will go peacefully in the knowledge that the diversity group quotas were filled and that they could all happily toast marshmallows together as you burned to a crisp.

    I like to think that the uniforms will have a rainbow motif and that there are also a full quota of non binary persons.

  17. I’m sure the Saudi or the Japanese fire services do not ‘positively discriminate’. Load of w@nk.

  18. Diversity in Wiltshire and Dorset?
    Your best bet is recruiting lots of Spanish and Portuguese kids from Bournemouth. Other than that, not exactly a stabby/peaceful stronghold, thank fuck.

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