The Sunday Times is cuntish publication.
I have to say that it is the only newspaper I buy or read, so why the cunting?
Well, I enjoy the sport, crosswords and comment pieces. Lawson, Fergeson, Liddle etc. The ‘news’ is only about 70% royal/celeb shite compared to 99% in other papers. The analyses are usually very good. Book reviews likewise.
But then there is the rest.
A magazine full of shite topped off with restaurant reviews, usually London, where you pay £100 for lunch.
A thing called ‘Style’ which is a sort of smug Vogue.
Property section where £million gets you a flat in some shithole in of course, London.
Travel which is right-on trendy holidays a snip at £2500 each.
Trendy out of touch articles by India fucking Knight, Josh Clancy.
Clarkson going vroom vroom over a £250k fucking car.

The question is, am I the only cunt outside of the middle to upper classes of London and the Home Counties who buys the fucker?
Why no property pieces on Sunderland, Brum, Hull or Scunny? Holidays in Benidorm? Road tests of Fiestas?

The Sunday Times is a smug cunt and I am a cunt for buying it.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Those who think in slow motion.
Those who move in slow motion.
Those who can’t help it.
Those who are shamelessly fucking aimless and lazy.

Whether it’s a small child that just won’t get out of your way, or an elderly lady who’s wasting time trying to open that heavy door.
Whether it’s sunday drivers, waiters, bartenders, cunts counting change, cunts scrounging change, dribbling fucks stabbing the cash machine keypad with one grubby finger that spends the rest of it’s life in their arse, those lucky daydreamers who don’t seem to know how contactless payment works, pedestrians crossing the road, pedestrians walking within my ten metre radius, people moving their car – “I’ll just be two minutes..” WILL YOU FUCK.

All these people are stealing my air, driving on my road, using my stuff, wasting my time.
They are also stinking fucking thieves as they are stealing the precious seconds of my life. Time I will never get back.

Consider this cunting a major thank you for the extra statistical ten years you have stolen by putting undue pressure on my cardio vascular system. Fucking cunts!!!

The biggest shame of it all is the progress our species may have made if only we weren’t busy dribbling and licking windows.
This species is fucked.

Sorry, that’s
F………u……..c………..k………..e………….d……

Nominated by Cuntflap

Jeremy Hunt
Hunt is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

“The UK will prosper and flourish on a no-deal” he has said today (13/12).

Oh really? He’s changed his mind a tad in the last two years, hasn’t he? Why wasn’t he this confident during the 2016 People’s Vote, the Remainiac slug? What could possibly have driven him to capitulate ….I mean, to see the light after nuzzling on the Fourth Reich schlong for so long, to suddenly be so thoroughly pro-Britain and zealous about extricating ourselves from these bloodsucking gangsters? Hmm.

This transparent and flimsy attempt to garner support for a potential leadership bid is embarrassing. If it were a popularity contest, he’d be there down there with urine lolly-ices. Not since the days of Kenneth Clark has a Health Secretary been so disliked.
Hmm, actually, perhaps Jeremy Hunt (potential rhyming slang) HAS got the required qualifications. After all, creepy, ambitious, perfidious, disingenuous, manoeuvring, deceitful cunts do rather well.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

I see Katie Price is asking for a cunting. Another cunt who has managed to blow 45 million on fuck all, is now in discussion with creditors. This plastic titted cunt of a woman should buy a fucking island with that other talentless once rich cunt Mel B and fuck off and live on it. I’m sure Katie will soon be bring out a line of anti dribble vests under the name of Harvey. Well she doesn’t seem scared to exploit the poor cunt if it gets her cash and her cunt ugly face in the tabloids. There are too many cunts who will not fuck off and are kept rich by brain dead fuckers who believe reality TV. Katie Price is a like a rat…………..she’s never more than 10ft away from a cock.

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt

I hate irritating government watchdogs and other health authority busy body cunts who constantly criticize the NHS for not being good enough in patient care.

These cunts just go round hospitals ticking boxes suggesting that front-line support isn’t good enough; or mental health is badly lacking; or out-patients are having to wait over 4 hours; or the ambulance service is slow to respond to calls; or there’s not enough midwives ….and on and on and on they moan and criticize and belittle…

These cunts don’t really ask themselves why the NHS can’t cope; of even if they do they won’t publicly admit it (growing population being one – but that’s racist of course); and neither do they take into consideration the constant budget cuts going on in every hospital across the land; that specialist care is in short supply and expensive; that there’s not enough trained people coming into the profession etc etc

But it also pisses me off how hard a lot of the NHS staff work in order to try and meet these unrealistic quotas and targets: front-line staff in A&E especially, who have to deal with a lot of ungrateful scumbags on a daily basis – especially all the pissheads & cokeheads at the weekends.

And then there are those cunty out patients who come in with a broken fingernail and make a great fuss about not being seen too within 10 minutes, and whinge on Fb about how shit the NHS is – even though they have probably never paid any contributions, but just love to exploit its free services.

Personally I think the NHS do a wonderful job (apart from management and all the other useless cunts in suits that don’t do anything other than to meet those targets anyway they can); and those watchdogs can go fuck themselves with their complaints – perhaps they should spend 6 months on the front-line trying to cope with more and more demanding patients on a dwindling budget before publicly having a pop at a poorly performing hospital.

They certainly tick my box called “CUNTS”

Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen