Pearson employees – the driving people not the school exams people – are cunts. I had my theory test last week (failed by ONE FUCKING POINT if anyone’s wondering – redoing it tomorrow Tuesday 4th) and the people running the thing are honestly some of the most unfriendly cunts I have ever come across, who treat you with complete disdain if you ask any questions or need any help with anything – like operating the lockers for example). I know Simpsons references aren’t well liked here but they are genuinely like Patty and Selma out of the DMV in that show.  I know they’re not there to be everyone’s best mate or anything like that but I think it reasonable to at least expect a certain attitude and level of civility from them.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

The Boxing Day log is a festive cunt.

I feel as if I have been to one of Elton’s special parties as a guest of Michael Barrymore.

I am trying to contact Dynorod to sort out the plumbing.
Son of Boxing Day log is lurking to prevent any wandering too far afield.
Cunt.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

On-line betting and specifically on-line bingo.
It is advertised as a great social activity with every fucker laughing and joking and even a fat repulsive munter saying ‘do you wanna bingo’.
It is anything but. It is a sad lonely activity aimed at parting chavs from their money. For every 9 or so idiots who partake in this activity there will be one who really can’t afford it and gets into debt. I know because 2 of my nieces have lost money they can’t afford on these sites.
Ban the fucker and fuck the cunts who promote it.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

False eyelashes are a load of cunt….
Don’t daft tarts know how cheap and tasteless they look with glaringly obvious fake eyelashes? These stupid peroxide permatanned slags with ridiculously stand out a mile black stick on eyelashes? They don’t look attractive in any way whatsoever… Fortunately Mrs N has lovely natural eyelashes, and she knows how to use mascara properly… Something a lot of today’s lazy arsed identikit slappers should learn to do, instead of sticking cheap and tacky shit to their orange tanned fizzogs… Cunts….

Nominated by Norman

I’d like to offer a seasonal cunting for the Boxing Day Walkers.

Just fuck off with your pathetic Christmas bobble hats that you wear when it’s not even cold.

Wrapped up like you’re going out to climb Everest, you stand out like a right fucking cunt.

Why oh why oh why do you exist.

Walking happily along saying Merry Christmas to everyone you pass, just fuck off.

Nominated by Eboneezer McCuntface