This legalised extortion of drivers wallets needs a proper Cunting.

2 weeks ago my ‘renewal invite’ came through, with an astonishing increase from £300 to nearly £900. After telling them to ‘get stuffed’ yours truly begins to boil his piss and searches the market only to find that AXA come out as the 78th most expensive of 79 providers at a whopping £1279. Now sitting at the top is SAGA at a wonderful £270 for everything I want, so Grumpy Cunt becomes Happy Cunt and purchases said policy, and finds its underwritten by? Yep..AXA!

CUNTS!

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

Eric Dubay is a fucking mental cunt.
He is this flat earth guru, who doesn’t believe in anything that can be scientifically proven. So, earth is flat, the sun is only six thousand miles away, nuclear weapons are a hoax, and the dinosaurs never existed. There is probably more, but I couldn’t stick any more of his bollocks. Worryingly, there are many thousands of dickheads that believe this cunt, and others like him. These gullible fools would once have been happy to go to church and get fleeced by the cunts there. Instead they worship twats like Dubay, Icke, and other charlatans. It would be hilarious to think in such enlightened times of these sad bastards pissing their life away on this conspiratorial shite, until you remember that these cunts have the vote. And the ability to procreate.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Emma Fairweather is in desperate need of a cunting. Who you might ask?

This was the unfortunate woman lucky to escape serious injury when the Duke of Edinburgh allegedly ploughed headlong into her path.

Sympathies of course are in order for the accident itself. What I cannot accept is the media storm she’s helping to generate in the aftermath whining that she’s had no support from Buckingham Palace. Let me ask how many times have you ever been called by the twat that ran in to the back of your car just to see if you were ok and to offer an apology. Just like you or I the stock position is to keep schtum or risk admitting liability, whether you were obviously liable or not. Same applies for royals, no doubt. Just read the line ‘Speaking on This Morning on ITV’ in one of the papers, so judge for yourself how injured she is.

I’m no royalist and of course there will be question marks whether the doddery old git who probably has a courtier to wipe his own arse should be driving by at all. But I cannot stand the utter horse shit being bandied about that she expected more support just because of who he is. Expect the Accident Lawyers are already chomping at the bit to extract a hefty compensation claim and I am sure that the phrase ‘mental scars’ will be marching into the debate with absolute probability as soon as she starts moaning that she now finds it difficult to get back behind the wheel of a car.

Nominated by Bellendoiusmaximus

The Annual WEF meeting or is that a skiing jolly for the rich and wealthy is in full swing this week.

Already blaming the world financial ills on brexit, China not buying much, because of brexit, and probably too much snow in Davos, because of, yes you guessed it Brexit.

Even LeGuard probably blames her own economic mismanagement of her alleged corruption on, yes, Brexit. (Nothing to see here).

All it needs now is the appearance of we’re all in it together 6 jobs Osbourne stuffing his face with grouse duck spread in marmite caviar, and the sighting of some prominent Tory MP talking to some dodgy Russian oligarch over the latest consignment of Novachek to Salisbury. All gloriously captured by a squad of around 70 journalists, outside broadcasts units, sent to cover this “major event”, and that’s just the AlBBC.

What exactly does the “World Economic Forum” do? Cunts.

Nominated by Speak Your Mind