A Fenian Fucking Brexit

No surprise whatsoever that Blighty is being held to ransom over the Brexit Withdrawal Agreement by the Oirish Tossers. Had me old arse based over there during the Troubles through the ‘70s and 80’s and at times up to the Good Friday Agreement and learned a thing or two. Basically the Fenian Fuckers are slippery liars and the Proddie Scots/Irish cunts are intransigent liars. Both are homicidal perverts that hate each other pathologically up and until business intervenes. Take your pick.

Both the Sons of Ulster and the Fenian Fuckers are essentially crime based organisations that carve up the rackets like drugs, arms, prostitution, taxi driving, receiving and thieving between them. Hence their antipathy to any sort of border controls that might prove embarrassing to trade.

Now to the hissy fit that the gender in transition cunt Leo Veradkar pulled in Brussels over the back-stop (perhaps he thought it was a butt-plug). Why is this misbegotten piece orf Brussels Bureaucracy so all important to them “although it will never come in to force and no party will ever build a security wall?” I might say that in me time over there, despite multiple Check Point Charlies, both life and trade, even in somewhat dubious items, went on by arrangement. The good old Anglo-Irish blind eye.

On to an interesting spot YT has just heard on the BBC R4 wireless wherein a Dutch cunt (he was involved in drawing up EU cross border agreements so knew his advocaat – foul drink) and an Oirish EU cunt were discussing the back-stab. The Dutch cunt stated that the whole proposition was totally unnecessary because all the extra legislation and customs rules and IT infrastructure already existed to handle the situation, was already in use and he should know because he had drafted most of it. Needless the BBC apparatchik cut him orf pronto on hearing that by talking over him then bringing in the Fenian Fucker. Needless the FF was all smooth anti Blighty bile but let the cat oit orf the bag by stating that the back-stab had little to do with trade, it was POLITICAL. Any sort orf border demarcation, even just a line drawn on a map, was unacceptable to the IRA hence their recent atrocity in Derry. The Fenians in Dublin are hell bent on using the manufactured situation to achieve the Reunification of Ireland and are very successfully using the EU cunts as their proxies to achieve it.

A few Proddie bombs blasting orf in Dublin with last minute warnings to the Samaritans in Birmingham might change a few minds orn that one.

A lot orf Fenian form on this MO. Like any pip squeak country they act it up large when hiding under the coat tails orf a big bully. They supported Imperial Germany during WWI and naturally Hitler during WWII even to the point orf drawing up a death list of Irish Jews for a Nazi invasion. Nice people.

https://www.thejournal.ie/readme/column-never-forget-hitler-targeted-the-irish-jewish-community-for-extermination-337962-Jan2012/

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Evolution. ‘Religion is a fairy tale’ I have heard it said. But religion doesn’t believe animals can change into other animals. In fact fairy-tales are more realistic than Evolution. In Pinocchio a wooden toy becomes a human boy. Well at least it corresponds. In Evolution a zebra can turn into a giraffe. It’s utter bollocks. Bear with me-this blob of fleshy fish gunge crawls out of the primeval soup, somehow crawls into the interior, somehow crawls up a tree and millions of years later become a bald eagle. What do you think fellow cunters? He must have been a funny looking fella this pre-eagle creature with only half his wings evolved. Literally reaching for the skies.
‘The swan evolved from the duck’ we are told on Wikipedia. So a duck is an incomplete swan. Why are there any ducks at all then? There are so many things wrong with the theory. ‘Flightless birds evolved from flying creatures’ it says on Wikipedia. But I thought the fact they flew was THE supreme feature. So the cassowary, penguin, the ostrich, the emu are still an EVOLUTION of the bird. At least their feet are on the ground. Unlike Darwinian Fundamentalists whose speculations know no bounds.
It’s all bollocks. The claw. How did that evolve on the earth floor? Come to think-it is like a claw; evolution has hardened into a law. It has us in a vice like grip. The Darwinian Fundamentalist (his feathers ruffled) if you try to challenge it. Dawkins is a daft cunt like this. I remember once he said ‘apes are altruistic’. Chimp-like sniggers from the audience.
It is a very dangerous idea. I was arguing with someone on here about how many people have been killed by Communism. I would say that Social Darwinism will be the biggest killer of humanity in the long run. That’s for another cunting. Save to say-Evolution is like Marxism cunters. In Marxism all human thought, activity is governed by economics. In Evolution all human thought, activity governed by biology. Both have a dangerous determinism at their core.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

‘Eating more than the recommended amount of sugar’
Seriously, I’m sick of hearing this phrase. You know why we’re eating more than the RDA? Because the RDA is now an absurdly low 30 grams – LESS THAN THE FUCKING WW2 RATION! So fuck off you health Nazi, busybody cunts.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Olivia Colman’s a bit of a cunt, isn’t she?

Initially it was quite humorous seeing this funny-looking goon in productions but now the moon-faced ferret is in everything. It’s as if she’s cloned herself for every channel.

Who can forget her demented, wide-eyed, screechy woman with the Northern accent in Peep Show? Or the demented, wide-eyed, screechy woman with a Northern accent in Flowers? My favourite was the demented, wide-eyed screechy French woman with a Northern accent in Les Miserables. Now she’s up for an Oscar (who still watches this backslapping shitfest) for her role as Queen Anne as a demented, wide-eyed, screechy woman with a Northern accent.

However, she’s recently remarked how she feels “threatened” by losing her anonymity and now lives “like a hermit” since achieving fame.

Psh.

Colman, who starred in Broadchurch with that other portentous cunt David Tennant (who attended the Lifts-his-Right-Eyebrow Drama School) admitted that she rarely ventures out. “I have friends that I adore and I like going to safe places with them, my home or their home,” she said.

Yet another millionaire thesp “suffering” the pressures of fame. Listen chip-pan hair, if you don’t like the occasional little person kissing your arse, telling you they love you, and asking for a selfie then fucking retire! Nobody’s forcing you to appear in twenty shows a year. Christ on a skateboard! Start the clock on the “Trump man bad, Bwexit bad” gibberish. The only difference between you and any other whining, preening one-trick fucking pony is that you actually resemble a pony, you bug-eyed, bunny-toothed bore.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

How the fuck have I not cunted Michelle Donelan yet?

For those of you who are wondering who she is, until I finish university and move out of my parents house she is, unfortunately, my local MP. She used to do a column for the Wiltshire Times with another MP cunt called Claire Perry (she doesn’t represent my part of Wiltshire though) until the paper made the wise decision to drop political columns.

Anyway, the reason I’m cunting her is because she’s basically a Maybot puppet – she has said absolutely nothing against the old hag’s Brexit plan or the Tories in general, she hasn’t said anything against the Tory-caused special school closures (unlike the Tory MP for South West Wiltshire, Andrew Murrison – who was so furious he leaked the news to the press), she has said absolutely nothing against the closure of local GP surgeries and the litany of other bad Council and central government decisions, and, like that old spitting image clip of the two Davids, is in the pocket of the cunts at Westminster and loyal to the end at the detriment of us ordinary folk.

Oh, and she moved down here from Rotherham (the posh part no less) to advance her political career purely because she knew she couldn’t get a seat there! Apologies if this cunting is a little all over the place, but my point is, she’s a first class CUNT.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt