Soubrazigate

Has the ‘Anna Soubry is a Nazi’ affair been cunted?

The thing is, who do you cunt?

The fragrant Ms Soubry who used it to talk about democracy? And appear to be a victim? The same Soubry who doesn’t represent the views of her constituents and who wants a second referendum because the first wasn’t to her liking?

The good old BBC who have ignored the braying of the Remain cunts outside Parliament for year or more? They also seized on the opportunity to identify Leave with ‘Far Right’.
The thick cunts who hemmed Soubry in and played into the hands of the Establishment by acting like fucking morons?

Fuck it. Let’s cunt the lot of them.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Irish

The Irish.
The whole lot of the fuckers from the halfbreed, shirt-lifting Teashop to the humblest bog trotter.
And I speak as an Irish halfbreed myself.

‘Der will be no negotiating on de backstop’ according to some no-mark in Dublin.
Well feck youse. No deal will fuck your banana republic over big time while causing some inconvenience to us.
Feck de lot of youse, and feck de border.
And you can have that unfunny Mrs Brown drag act back as well.
Begorra.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Jeremy Clarkson (3)

Jeremy fucking Clarkson. For branding us Leave voters ‘coffin-dodging idiots.’

I can’t believe I used to like this arrogant, mates with Pigfucker Cameron, part of the Chipping Norton Sect cunt. Fuck off you pompous tosser – if you knew anything about motoring you would know that the job losses were caused largely by a slowdown in Asia (they’re owned by Indians remember). I certainly won’t be watching the new series of your show now you fucking cunt – or if I do I’ll be watching it for free via Putlocker instead.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

(He was right about Will Young though!)

Aspiration

‘Aspiring’ Cunts

Anyone else tired of this useless platitude? Seems to be that every darling dindu who is furiously converted into a useless pile of meat is ‘aspiring’ to be this or that. A boxer. A architect. A musician. Maybe if they had tried not ‘aspiring’ to be involved in a vacuous gutter culture of drugs, easy money, violence, otherwise known as thug life.. and actually became a boxer, architect, musician, then they wouldn’t be fucking useless to the world in some marble orchard.

Aspiring doesn’t mean shit. It’s like calling retarded children exceptional. No, they’re retarded, and so are you for denying what is and what they are. They look at you in the same way a dog looks at its owner fondling its recent meaty chuds laying in the grass.

Fucking cunt media and dindu mothers trying to pretend their aspiring jackoffs were little angels. Give me a break. You failed, ok? Stop aspiring to be a good parent, because you’re not.

People aspire to be a lot of things. Until you actually become something you are not that, you are what you currently are. If you die being a grotty two-bit thug because you thought it was cool, then you’re a dead thug, and also a foolish cunt.

Just another trite PC catchphrase designed to soothe the unease of city dwellers who have the misfortune of living around these useless conglomerations of Cunt, and subdue any lingering possibility in their minds, even if slightly waycist, that these people may not actually be ripe for the ways of modern society yet.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Will Young (2)

Will Young has declared that ‘The Grand Tour’ is “pathetic and repulsive” for referring to a Jeep being driven by Jeremy Clarkson as a vehicle used by the homosexual community. Which is, of course, correct. It’s by far the gayest vehicle for men ready to leap fabulously from the closet, followed very closely by the Toyota Hilux (for northern men in denial).

He’s now threatened Amazon with being reported to Ofcom, those bunch of toothless twats. No doubt Amazon are quaking in their boots, being squared up to (online, of course) by a certified bumlord.

He ought to keep his nose out of motoring matters anyhow, as last year he was handed a driving ban for crashing into a car in Porridgeland, almost wiping out a pedestrian who had to leap out of the way. Quite how he lost control, we’ll never know…

Will Young – keep your nose out of mens’ business and stop going squealing onto social media when an innocent joke offends your poofy spinelessness.

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine