I nominate stabby little london gangsta wannabe cunts. Or any other little gangsta cunts are welcome to this cunting.

Who the fuck do they think they are?
These cunts are more worthless to society than a queef emitted from their mothers cunt. Amazingly the best bit of them ran down the crack of their mums arse.

I think we should start packing them off to the west country for a little holiday.

Here in the west country we could teach them a thing or two about the error of their ways.

Fuck stabbing things, knives are used for skinning things round ere.
I reckon we have got more guns than these gangsta cunts too, and we are used to shooting little things like rabbits so there is no way we could miss a gangsta scroat running across the fields.

Good sport on a Sunday I reckon. Send these gobby little cunts down. What use are they?

Fuck fox hunting, it’s cunt hunting from now on. Give em both barrels.

Nominated by Cuntswhallop

Mark ‘doom and gloom’ Carney. How he ever became the governor of the Bank of England being this negative is beyond me.

I fucking hate this cunt, maybe as much as he clearly hates Brexit. He must have a lot of EU/UK stocks in his portfolio to be this against leaving the EU and most of his gibbering at first glance seems legitimate, until you think about it for 5 seconds and realise it’s bullshit.

For the past 12 months this cunt has ramped up his scaremongering about the slow rate of growth, the possibility of increased cost on living and the great escape of businesses from the UK. His most recent is pointing out that the economy growth will be down to 1.2% from a predicted 1.7% this year. And this is obviously down to Brexit, now this I do agree with, but only because we’ve fucked about with this shite deal for so long. Instead of being such a Remoaner bore, why don’t you say, actually growth would be better if we’d just decided on no deal and given UK businesses the heads up and time to adapt. The economy only ever shrinks during instability and uncertainty, if we’d been straight down the line with no deal, we’d have had none of this because businesses would have had some certainty on what was happening.

He also likes to quote things like “there’s a one in four chance the country will slip in to recession”, which initially sounds pretty bad, but apply a little junior school maths and you realise that’s only 25%, anything less than 50% means it’s less likely to happen than happen. So why even bring it up. On the weather segment of the news, they don’t state all the conditions that might not happen today, what the fuck use is that to anyone.

I think I hate him more than most because he speaks to the great unwashed like we’re all a bunch of fucking retards. As if he’s doing us a favour by spelling things out to us. Well guess what Mark, I can do fractions just as good as the best 9 year old mathematician.

He rather reluctantly conceded in a story on the BBC that unemployment was at a record low of 4% and wages were rising because of the competition for businesses to employ talent, he didn’t however link that to the slow growth of the economy, even though that would clearly hamper businesses being able to grow in such a competitive market. Also, if so many businesses were leaving the UK, wouldn’t unemployment have shot up?

I don’t care if this actually makes it to the actual cunting front page, but it makes me feel better I got this off my chest. Fuck you Mark, you Droopy look a like cunt.

Nominated by Elboobio

Need I say more? A festival of cunts that are supposed to protect energy users interests, but have today shown they are on the side of energy suppliers by lifting the cap on energy costs.

“Prices are rising because Ofgem is allowing suppliers to charge more to cover the higher wholesale costs they face owing to the higher global price of oil. Wholesale costs account for more than a third of a typical energy bill.”OIL???? Now I don’t know about you, but how many coal/gas/nuclear/solar or wind generation stations run on bloody oil? How do they extract the natural gas my boiler is using from oil?

Utter bollocks. My tariff is supposed to be 100% renewables but it’s going to rise in April regardless isn’t it. Fuck them.

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

Just been watching a pile of wank in which Jamie Oliver (bloated tongue dribbling cunt) has been making an apple pie with that mincing queen Stephen Fry at the end of Southend pier, courtesy of the above mentioned broadcaster. Well I wasn’t watching it exactly but Mrs Ghee was and I couldn’t really avoid it. Anyway, a section of this show involved the fat-tongued arsehole driving to see some weird hippy type fella out in the woods in order to discuss environmentally friendly charcoal (sustainable, non-polluting sort of bollocks), the obvious message being to encourage us to buy said barbecue fuel rather than the cheapo ‘Happy Shopper’ stuff that anyone with less money than sense would procure.

But what was Oliver’s chosen mode of transport out into the arse-end of nowhere to visit this bloke? A fucking 1960’s Ford Mustang….. A car with a 5 litre V8 engine which drinks more juice and chucks out more pollution than 8 of the vans that I drive that are soon going to be subjected to Khunt Khan’s ULEZ tax in central London.

Stupid, hypocritical cunts.

Nominated by Ghee The Witches

Norfolk County Council:

I apologise that this is lengthy and isn’t about Brexit, Owen Jones (a massive cunt) or any other cunt that needs nominating, but I need to vent.
The ruling Cuntservative bunch of self serving parasites at NCC have really managed to make themselves look complete and utter cunts in the last few days and are boiling my piss to the max.

Why? Well because for a kick off they are cutting services left right and centre in the hope of making what are really meagre savings, especially with childrens services and anything involving the vulnerable. Savings that could easily be made if they went back to employing their own staff and managing their own affairs, instead of farming out every service going to any Tom Dick or Harry wanting to make a fast and easy buck. Just one company alone made £450,000 profit from them last year and many more rake it in at our expense, money that could be used in front line services. Now in a typical cuntish way to kick the vulnerable and incapable even further into the dirt, these despicable cunts have voted to take disabled benefits into account when calculating care costs for those that rely on help the most, especially children, some of which have said it will force them into food banks. This extract from the local paper:

“Their proposal, which would save County Hall £4m, would change the ‘minimum income guarantee’used by the council to assess how much people aged 18 to 64 pay for care. At the moment, the council uses a rate of £189 a week for everyone, but wants to change that to £123.45 for those aged 18 to 24 and £151.45 a week for those aged 25 to 64.”
So, £70 a week loss for some, especially the youngest, not that they give a shit, heartless cunts. Now heres the piss kettle getting switched back on: The twats have announced that some £60m will have been spent on refurbishing the County Hall since 2013 because they say it needs it. (story here: https://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/politics/extra-24m-added-to-bill-for-county-hall-revamp-1-5856449)

£60m would have built a lovely new building I am sure. Of that figure, some £24m is being spent on refurbishing some areas for space that they say needs renovating to close down and sell existing buildings to bring those staff back into County Hall. A move that will save £400k a year. CUNTS! Even with the predicted £1.1m from building sales that means a payback of almost 55 years. What cunt figured that fuck up out? Bear in mind that of all the cuts they have sanctioned in the last few weeks, none match up to this hare brained financial clusterfuck in monetary terms.

And to really nail it today, despite communities crying out for traffic measures or other desperately needed work in their areas, these cunts that spout the usual ‘value for money’ garbage, have announced less than 24h after the Royal Gaffer rolled his fuckin’ chariot that they are going to reduce the speed limit on the A149 where the old git crashed the bastard! Theres nothing left to boil! Fuck them and their 2.99% tax rise. Cunts.

Nominated by The Eternally Grumpy Grump