The Globe Theatre

The Globe Theatre.

The Globe Theatre is to stage a ‘historic’ production of Shakespeare’s Richard II featuring an all female BAME cast. So far so predictably box ticking right-on pile of cunt, forget that it was written with King Richard II being a white man as are most of the characters but when did left-wing equality headbangers ever let accusations of cultural appropriation double standards get in the way of a bit of diversity brainwashing.

The real piss boiler of this cunting though is how the play will ‘explore a post-Empire and pre-Brexit Britain and will reflect on identity and ownership’. Interpreted by non cunts as a chance to trash our history and heritage once again and give the race card a good airing. How a 400 year old play about a 14th century English king is relevant to empire and Brexit is a mystery only understood by cunts like TGT.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Stupid Road Signs

A nomination for stupid road signs. Just spotted one today, due to roadworks, there is a sign showing two cute kids with the slogan ‘My mummy works in this town, please drive carefully’ yeah well when you’re crawling at 2mph you can’t do much else can you, stupid local council twats.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

David Beckham [8]

A mega-rich cunting for Sirless David Beckham who clearly believes that being rich and famous puts him above the law.

Caught doing 59mph in a 40 zone, Beckham is too important to pay an £80 fine and take the points on his licence. He’d rather employ a loophole lawyer at £10,000 a day to get him off. How? Well, it seems the penalty notice must be issued in 14 days and the police took 15. So after wasting 5 hours of the court’s time, he walks away scot free. What a egotistical self important little shit!

But never mind. Because now the bugger has been nicked for using a mobile phone while driving. Needless to say he’s contesting it with his £10,000 a day lawyer raking in a bit more dosh in the process.

Still, that should put another nail in the coffin of his knighthood with a bit of luck. Lady Victoria will not be pleased.

What an arrogant insignificant little cunt this man is!

Nominated by Dioclese

Christiane Amanpour

Christiane Amanpour

This smug old cabbage with her hamster face, who sounds like an English jolly hockey sticks schoolgirl but looks decidedly Anglo-Indian, has been eyeballing us from CNN for over 30 years. She was a looker in her younger days and made her reputation by giving Bill Clinton a public bollocking over his pitiful performance in Bosnia.

Nothing wrong with that because Clinton was too busy fondling any female who came near him – except Hillary the Horrible of course – and was a coward, hypocrite and disgrace to his office. (Despite this, she was a friend of the Clintons and married his press spokesman. Whether she let Clinton fondle her is not known but let´s wait for her memoirs.)

However, by making her personal views known, Amanpour moved the boundaries and led reporters thinking they could take sides. As an ex-hack, I think that when reporters starts putting their spin on events it becomes their opinion and not objective. This is the case nowadays when most reporting comes from a politically correct aspect and items that would never even have been regarded as news in the past, such as a famous actor groping someone 40 years earlier or a well-known person telling a “racist” joke, become front-page stories.

Look at how people like Woody Allen and Kevin Spacey (both overrated in my view for what it´s worth) have become pariahs.

Apparently Amanpour is a member of the Center for Public Integrity whatever that is. I wonder if Bill or Hillary are also members.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Liam Neeson

A quick mini cunting for Liam Neeson.
Following on from saying the following about the aftermath of a friend allegedly getting struggle-snuggled by a person of sooty persuasion, Neeson said: “I went up and down areas with a cosh, hoping I’d be approached by somebody – I’m ashamed to say that – and I did it for maybe a week, hoping some ‘black bastard’ would come out of a pub and have a go at me about something, you know? So that I could … kill him.”

The cunting is because he’s now apologised and done all the usual part denial, part contrition, rather than coming out and admitting that yes, he’s a bit racist, same as most of us, especially blacks, Muslims and snooty Indians.

Fucking chicken shit.

 

Nominated by Thomas The Cunt Engine

 

Liam Neeson is a cunt…
I think the old bugger has gone mad… Everyone knows what he said and the ‘racist’ shitstorm (yeah, another one) it has kicked up… But fancy putting such a huge target on your own back for snowflakes and chippy uppity never done no wrong, no sir blambos to fire at….Neeson is a cunt for giving these cunts something (else) to moan about and for putting white western men in a bad light (and don’t we get enough of that?)….

On the other hand, these black rap cunts are ‘allowed’ to put out crap like ‘Cop Killer’ and ‘Fuck Tha Police’ and no fucker bats an eyelid… While shitfaces like Azelia Banks and Buggerdorf Munro are ‘allowed’ to be as racist to white people as they like.. Fucking bollocks…

 

Nominated by Norman